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this one had me laughing.
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True story:  Richard family buys a $300 bike for their kid.  Kid's bike gets stolen at school.

The house across the street from the Richard home is a rental.  New family moves in a few months later.  Kids of new neighbors show up riding the stolen bike.  New neighbors ditch the bike in a vain attempt to hide the evidence when they're caught but end up having to pay $300 to the Richard family anyway.  So the dirtbag neighbors are now out of the bike and $300 as well.  Dirtbags move away soon after.  The end.
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True story:  Richard family buys a $300 bike for their kid.  Kid's bike gets stolen at school.

The house across the street from the Richard home is a rental.  New family moves in a few months later.  Kids of new neighbors show up riding the stolen bike.  New neighbors ditch the bike in a vain attempt to hide the evidence when they're caught but end up having to pay $300 to the Richard family anyway.  So the dirtbag neighbors are now out of the bike and $300 as well.  Dirtbags move away soon after.  The end.
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True story:  Richard family buys a $300 bike for their kid.  Kid's bike gets stolen at school.

The house across the street from the Richard home is a rental.  New family moves in a few months later.  Kids of new neighbors show up riding the stolen bike.  New neighbors ditch the bike in a vain attempt to hide the evidence when they're caught but end up having to pay $300 to the Richard family anyway.  So the dirtbag neighbors are now out of the bike and $300 as well.  Dirtbags move away soon after.  The end.


I love a happy ending.  Hopefully dirtbag neighbors all caught the seven year itch.
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I love a happy ending.  Hopefully dirtbag neighbors all caught the seven year itch.
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True story:  Richard family buys a $300 bike for their kid.  Kid's bike gets stolen at school.

The house across the street from the Richard home is a rental.  New family moves in a few months later.  Kids of new neighbors show up riding the stolen bike.  New neighbors ditch the bike in a vain attempt to hide the evidence when they're caught but end up having to pay $300 to the Richard family anyway.  So the dirtbag neighbors are now out of the bike and $300 as well.  Dirtbags move away soon after.  The end.


I love a happy ending.  Hopefully dirtbag neighbors all caught the seven year itch.


I know a city police officer, a court constable, and a sheriff's deputy were all looking for them when they moved out of the house...because we bought the house across from the Richard family and had all three of those officers show up at our front door looking for the dirtbags within the first two months after moving in.

Karma doesn't mess around.
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That was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.  
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In a thread where this was posted...(photoshopped btw)



I got this.










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Indeed, that is super fun to watch.
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I'm sure I posted this in this thread, but it's also so...... close.









-p.
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That was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.  
Back in the 90s a good friend of mine was into bass competitions and had a chucky themed Grand prix , he had the bride of chucky in the under the plexi glass and set up to look like an open casket scene and when the bass hit it would jump like that ........ No where near as funny , but freaky as hell .





 
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holy shit
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Back in the 90s a good friend of mine was into bass competitions and had a chucky themed Grand prix , he had the bride of chucky in the under the plexi glass and set up to look like an open casket scene and when the bass hit it would jump like that ........ No where near as funny , but freaky as hell .
 
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That was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.  
Back in the 90s a good friend of mine was into bass competitions and had a chucky themed Grand prix , he had the bride of chucky in the under the plexi glass and set up to look like an open casket scene and when the bass hit it would jump like that ........ No where near as funny , but freaky as hell .
 



I just went to the actual video on youtube and nearly fell out of my chair laughing at the description:

Put my beany spongbob in the port for a laugh



Maybe it's just my filthy mind but.......
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I just went to the actual video on youtube and nearly fell out of my chair laughing at the description:

Put my beany spongbob in the port for a laugh



Maybe it's just my filthy mind but.......
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That was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.  
Back in the 90s a good friend of mine was into bass competitions and had a chucky themed Grand prix , he had the bride of chucky in the under the plexi glass and set up to look like an open casket scene and when the bass hit it would jump like that ........ No where near as funny , but freaky as hell .
 



I just went to the actual video on youtube and nearly fell out of my chair laughing at the description:

Put my beany spongbob in the port for a laugh



Maybe it's just my filthy mind but.......


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That was good.
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That was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.  




 
Same here... I have no idea why but I am dying here!






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if dethklok made chicken...
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Fucking Triple Nickel...
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Who needs EOD when you have the Engineer brain trust?
I lost count of the things wrong with this video.

http://youtu.be/NsJ0sCD_7N4



All that sand and the idiots couldnt build a little sand wall around the device to be detonated or around the guy detonating it?

Feel like there is no way those could have been Engineers and if they were they were def not the top of the graduating class.


Fucking Triple Nickel...


Triple Nickel Engineers....

Those fucking fucks got sent downrange to Iraq, attached to a BDE from the 101st in 05-06. About a month prior to deploying, they had a ceremony where they officially changed their shoulder patch to the Screaming Eagle. It made the front page of the base newspaper and everyone outside of the unit had a pretty good laugh at them.
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I almost shot coffee from my nose onto my screen!



 
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He has the moves like Jagr
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It isn't funny but I just read the ISS weighs over 400 tons.
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He has the moves like Jagr
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He has the moves like Jagr


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Perfect reply
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That was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.  
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same here
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In a way, he IS being charitable by helping those girls get through Med School...
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The right name on a strip club does make a difference.  Close to my work is a popular strip club, and I've been told a lot of it's business is from out-of-town clients.  The receipt shows "The Acropolis Steak House", so wives and accountants don't get a heads up.
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I lost like a month ago.
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In a way, he IS being charitable by helping those girls get through Med School...
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In a way, he IS being charitable by helping those girls get through Med School...




 
Supporting working moms.




-p.
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That was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.  
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That was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.  



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I am not sure if that is funny or just major pain....

 
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