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The Male Cycle (1) When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. (2) When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. (3) In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. (4) When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. (5) When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. (6) When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits. View Quote Lol!!! Love this!! |
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View Quote Sometimes, the questions just seem to answer themselves. |
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He missed the three wire and forgot to go to full power... http://i.imgur.com/RFSgkaw.gif Oh shit... I just woke up the wife and dags ... |
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http://www.gunnuts.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/IMG_0472.jpg We call that zombie bait. Like Otis. Screen Name? All of Arfcom |
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A quote I saw under an MMA clip on youtube... almost spewed my drink out on my keyboard so I had to screencap it: http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/svc350/Redditor%20Trilby%20McTip_zpsnekch7u1.jpg View Quote lol. |
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http://www.gunnuts.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/IMG_0472.jpg We call that zombie bait. Like Otis. Screen Name? Take your pick... |
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Quoted: http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l535/HomeGym/inappropriate-childrens-books-1_zpstgmxyqye.jpg View Quote Pot needles. Not even once. |
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View Quote You are going to hell for this... |
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View Quote Yup. I'm going to hell. |
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Pro-tip: Youtube Benny Benassi Satisfacion. Thank me later. |
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haaaa, scopes in a rifle barrel should be banned, alet Pelosi ! http://i.imgur.com/oVCS3b2.jpg Not with my Schmidt-Bender! |
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Quoted: Quoted: http://www.gunnuts.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/IMG_0472.jpg We call that zombie bait. Like Otis. Screen Name? |
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You know how arfcom sometimes drops offline? |
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It could wind up that way. |
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It could wind up that way. One might auger different. |
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Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. |
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Quoted: Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. Or the guy whose internet is out for a month..... And why is the guy that did it smiling ?? |
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For some local people for sure |
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Quoted: Or the guy whose internet is out for a month..... And why is the guy that did it smiling ?? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. Or the guy whose internet is out for a month..... And why is the guy that did it smiling ?? At least he is already behind bars. |
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It could wind up that way. One might auger different. I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. |
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I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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It could wind up that way. One might auger different. I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. DOT has sunk to new lows. |
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It could wind up that way. One might auger different. I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. DOT has sunk to new lows. No, it's a new twist on the internet due to the FCC screw up. |
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No, it's a new twist on the internet due to the FCC screw up. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I dunno, I think they are digging a hole for themselves. DOT has sunk to new lows. No, it's a new twist on the internet due to the FCC screw up. Amateurs drill until they get it right. |
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Only if you're the guy that did it, or the guy fixing it. Or the guy that marked it.... |
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