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Link Posted: 8/20/2014 5:13:15 PM EDT
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Tumbleweed fire tornado

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My argument suddenly feels invalid.
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Now he can make a sausage disappear in county jail....
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Looks like he not only made the cop look like a fool, but got away with it cleanly. Sorry, maybe next time!
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  The publisher is an old ex girlfriend of mine











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She also published SHATNERQUAKE, among many other fine pieces of literature.






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for peoples on FB how long does it take to go 80 miles?
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Irish Math
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The huge uni-brow?
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He had two whenhe was younger - but he shaved the top one off.
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Holder announces the results of his unbiased Michael Brown investigation..

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seems legit...
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 She also published SHATNERQUAKE, among many other fine pieces of literature.



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 She also published SHATNERQUAKE, among many other fine pieces of literature.




an action novel JEFF BURK



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If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?



A penis is meat.

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A penis is meat.

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A penis is meat.

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There's something wrong with you.
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There's something wrong with you.
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?



A penis is meat.

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There's something wrong with you.


Have you not heard the saying "Go eat a Dick".
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 She also published SHATNERQUAKE, among many other fine pieces of literature.





http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/09/56/4e0956a43d3907419fbea57ea07a05c4.jpg








an action novel JEFF BURK





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Clearly someone cannot distinguish the Author of a book from the Publisher of a book...







 
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 12:07:39 AM EDT
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lol


http://www.amazon.com/Night-Assholes-Kevin-L-Donihe/dp/1936383225/ref=pd_sim_b_31?ie=UTF8&refRID=1XF9C2RRXBDHMQWZS7F9

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The Assholes are coming to get you, Barbara . . . From Wonderland Award Winner Kevin L. Donihe, comes a hilarious tribute to Night of the Living Dead A plague of assholes is infecting the countryside. Normal everyday people are transforming into jerks, snobs, dicks, and douchebags. And they all have only one purpose: to make your life a living hell. Today is the worst day of Barbara's life. The assholes are everywhere. They're picking fights, causing accidents, and even killing people. But she must remain calm. If you raise your temper to an asshole you'll become one of them. After losing her brother to the asshole onslaught, Barbara flees for her life. She finds safety in a desolate farmhouse with six other survivors. Cut off from the world and surrounded by a sea of assholes, they must figure out a way to last through the night. But more and more of those annoying bastards are gathering outside, preparing for the coming of something much worse. . .
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Looks like the mystic aquarium
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Looks like the mystic aquarium

I dunno... looks like Moby Dick was getting a little aggressive...
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 1:36:18 AM EDT
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for peoples on FB how long does it take to go 80 miles?
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Ask  him something hard, like "What is your name?"
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That guy came to some shady insurance company to get payment for his insured car. When he walks into office he asks where to get his money. Also the name of the company Vigvam is wordplay of russian phrase "fig vam" which means - you wont get a thing.





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The Assholes are coming to get you, Barbara . . . From Wonderland Award Winner Kevin L. Donihe, comes a hilarious tribute to Night of the Living Dead A plague of assholes is infecting the countryside. Normal everyday people are transforming into jerks, snobs, dicks, and douchebags. And they all have only one purpose: to make your life a living hell. Today is the worst day of Barbara's life. The assholes are everywhere. They're picking fights, causing accidents, and even killing people. But she must remain calm. If you raise your temper to an asshole you'll become one of them. After losing her brother to the asshole onslaught, Barbara flees for her life. She finds safety in a desolate farmhouse with six other survivors. Cut off from the world and surrounded by a sea of assholes, they must figure out a way to last through the night. But more and more of those annoying bastards are gathering outside, preparing for the coming of something much worse. . .




http://x1.fjcdn.com/comments/4883276+_d5f40d8b9d8b492459fdf373b51cdbb6.jpg

Oh I made just the thing for this 5 years ago...







 
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an action novel JEFF BURK






 


Publisher, not author.










She owns Eraserhead Press. She does not write the books.












ETA: Here's a cat spraying a protester in Ferguson.








 
 
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  Publisher, not author.

She owns Eraserhead Press. She does not write the books.


ETA: Here's a cat spraying a protester in Ferguson.

http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=67744
   
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 She also published SHATNERQUAKE, among many other fine pieces of literature.


an action novel JEFF BURK


  Publisher, not author.

She owns Eraserhead Press. She does not write the books.


ETA: Here's a cat spraying a protester in Ferguson.

http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=67744
   



Link Posted: 8/21/2014 9:43:30 AM EDT
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A penis is meat.

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If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?



A penis is meat.

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I was going to invite you to a BBQ, not so much now.
Link Posted: 8/21/2014 9:51:37 AM EDT
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For the old school gamers.

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There once was a man with a blue bucket
Who's wife, for charity, said "aww, f*ck it!"
They rined up berow
But his grip did ret go
On her head, the bucket, he stuck it.
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That has to be viral advertising for something.
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WTF, Aldi tweets are a thing?

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Twitter account is a parody account.
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You are a dream killer. https://twitter.com/AldiCustCare

Still funny, though:
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Were you aiming for this:



Link Posted: 8/21/2014 11:44:02 AM EDT
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Please this embeds!

World star through history!

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Please this embeds!

World star through history!

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Fixed

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Please this embeds!

World star through history!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uEgtNSBa4Zk&feature=youtu.be


Fixed

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Thanks!  Damn iphone
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Please this embeds!

World star through history!

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1 murdered president, 6 dead astronauts and 1 dead high school teacher. Just hysterical!
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Please this embeds!





World star through history!





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1 murdered president, 6 dead astronauts and 1 dead high school teacher. Just hysterical!
and what sounds like a goddamned baboon howling in the background.  Dafuq did I just watch?  





 
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1 murdered president, 6 dead astronauts and 1 dead high school teacher. Just hysterical!
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World star through history!

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1 murdered president, 6 dead astronauts and 1 dead high school teacher. Just hysterical!


Lighten up Francis!

They say with enough trapped hydrogen gas you can can get light enough to actually float.....the Hindenburg, for example. Give it a try!
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same thing happened to me many years ago - I hit a car going 50mph right in front of a deputy doing a speed trap. A car pulled out and I t-boned them and hit said car, fliped over the car and landed on my feet. Turns out I fractured my C7 but no road rash!
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There once was a man with a blue bucket

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They rined up berow

But his grip did ret go

On her head, the bucket, he stuck it.
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There once was a man with a blue bucket

Who's wife, for charity, said "aww, f*ck it!"

They rined up berow

But his grip did ret go

On her head, the bucket, he stuck it.








 
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