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Ar15 Minecraft - Valhalla.sx
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Walk with the wise and become wise, for a companion of fools suffers harm. Proverbs 13:20
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I was born a poor blind baby in an Amish town but by age 5, after a miracle involving a bottle of scotch and a ladies nice D cup boobs I could see once again. Kicked out from the family clan for having improper relations with a beard trimmer, I left home on a motorcycle, to wander the world. At age 13 I lost my virginity along with my beard in a sultry 3-way with Dolly Parton, Claudia Black and a big plate of Cincinnati Chili. When I reached adulthood I started posting on Arfcom where my sheer awesomeness was recognized by site-staff and I was nominated into their Elite, Tier 1, GD posting, dragon riding, boob-mongling, printer repairing superhero operator team. I currently reside in Birmingham, AL with my smoking hot trophy wife and my enormous E-penis.
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