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Posted: 3/15/2005 3:17:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 3:18:31 PM EDT
[#1]
call ODT..................he'll know how to fix it.
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 3:21:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 3:21:56 PM EDT
[#3]
How much do cats go for in Chinatown er,  [political correctness]the International District [/political correctness] these days?


Link Posted: 3/15/2005 3:25:03 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 3:27:22 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
You see here's the problem.

The cat is on a hunger strike after becoming an outside cat.

It has no mass anymore.


They pay by the pound - cat<sack o' potatoes.




Solution:  Concrete enema.  Then again, they'd suspect something fishy if you bring in a 35 pound housecat. . .
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 3:30:59 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 3:33:17 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
call ODT..................he'll know how to fix it.



"Don't get me wrong, I know how to make things dead.."
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 3:40:58 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
call ODT..................he'll know how to fix it.



"Don't get me wrong, I know how to make things dead.."



"I shot the son of a bitch, he started doin' popcorns around the front yard............."
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 3:53:56 PM EDT
[#9]
Better not let the PETAphiles in GD see this you will never hear the end of it.

The humane thing to do is to make them as happy as possible and put them out of their misery swiftly.
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:13:32 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:24:19 PM EDT
[#11]
Cat.  The other other white meat.
Link Posted: 3/15/2005 4:32:27 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:42:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 12:57:42 PM EDT
[#14]
 The world is now less one pussy.
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 1:33:12 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
 The world is now less one pussy.



It is O.K.

This pussy was ruined by the Gunrunner...
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 5:09:20 PM EDT
[#16]
I swear! I never touched that cat!
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 9:01:08 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 9:13:30 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:



LOOK!

it's friskey ferrets friend  
Link Posted: 3/17/2005 9:26:10 PM EDT
[#19]
                                                   

Quoted:
 I don't care who ya are..That's FUNNY!right THAR...  Lord, forgive me....



Isn't that a quote from the 'cable TV Guy'?
Link Posted: 3/18/2005 1:44:20 AM EDT
[#20]
No class.  Should have shown some respect and taken it to the SPCA, hope someone shows you the same respect some day.
Link Posted: 3/18/2005 3:39:05 PM EDT
[#21]
Go back to New York.


Quoted:
No class.  Should have shown some respect and taken it to the SPCA, hope someone shows you the same respect some day.

Link Posted: 3/18/2005 4:13:19 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
I swear! I never touched that cat!




yeah.........."where's my shovel"
Link Posted: 3/18/2005 5:21:49 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:



Is this The Supper Secret Squirrel I know?
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