 CMMG 
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Posted: 2/4/2009 12:15:52 PM
[Last Edit: 2/17/2009 6:16:22 PM by CMMG]
CMMG is bringing home the bacon, the Tactical Bacon™. Introducing our new Tac Bac™ canned bacon. Fully cooked smoke flavored bacon. Approx 54 slices per can. Just open and either eat cold or warm it up in the micro or stove top and put it on just about anything. **Everything tastes better with bacon**
How many times have you been driving down the road and just need a fix? Just a little bit of bacon to get you through? Now you can keep a can in you car, a can at work, a can in you SHTF bag. **I'm not addicted, I eat it so I won't crave it** Great for parties and holidays! Give as presents or just as a thoughtful "thinking of you" gift. **it is the lard that binds us** For years, the arfcom crowd has been calling for a steady supply of bacon and we have heard your cries. **Bacon, its not just for breakfast. ..[static]...base..[static]...I've still got 3 cans of CMMG Tactical Bacon™...[static]...can hold off these..[static]...zombies....2 more days..[gunfire] Be part of the phenomenon All the cool kids have CMMG brand bacon 
Okie dokie. We are now taking orders on the new products section of our website. We are a couple weeks out from shipping if all goes according to plan! 
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NSR500 
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Posted: 2/4/2009 12:17:12 PM
So fitting for Topic# 223
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223Rem
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Posted: 2/4/2009 12:41:41 PM
Now if you could only package them individualy like a Slim Jim...........Think of all the Vltor and LMT SOPMOD stocks that would be stuffed with Tac-Bac
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CMMGinc
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Posted: 2/4/2009 12:47:31 PM
Originally Posted By 223Rem:
Now if you could only package them individualy like a Slim Jim...........Think of all the Vltor and LMT SOPMOD stocks that would be stuffed with Tac-Bac ...taking notes :) |
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MRW
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Posted: 2/4/2009 1:30:52 PM
I just found canned bread the other night....
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nevermiss
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Posted: 2/4/2009 1:37:13 PM
Cool.
Please put me on your e-mail list when you release of the canned biscuits and gravy. |
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skywarp989
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Posted: 2/4/2009 1:43:37 PM
Thanks to ARFcom, I have invested thousands of dollars in tactical equipment and weapons that I will almost certainly never need. I have spent countless hours mining the GD section for interesting factoids and news stories, and participated in a few epic internet threads, to include the Taisch airsoft goober thread, the Russia/Georgie conflict thread series, and the 75+ page bigfoot thread from a couple years ago.
But this is the coolest thing I have ever seen on the internet. P.S. I love my LW 14.5" midlength –– you guys rock. Even harder now.  |
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ZA206
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Posted: 2/4/2009 2:00:50 PM
Need hot link for bacon.... need cheese link for sammich!
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Adjuster
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Posted: 2/4/2009 2:11:25 PM
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eric10mm
Two to the body, one to the head.
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Posted: 2/4/2009 2:11:31 PM
Originally Posted By 223Rem:
Just remember to rub the tip of each bullet on a slice of bacon before sending it over the sand dune. Now if you could only package them individualy like a Slim Jim...........Think of all the Vltor and LMT SOPMOD stocks that would be stuffed with Tac-Bac
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223Rem
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Posted: 2/4/2009 2:21:19 PM
That would be a great selling point for the IDF, eventhough they will not eat it.
Headlines: CMMG secures a $10 Billion Tac-Bac contact with the IDF. No further details at the moment.......except umm.....good! Originally Posted By eric10mm:
Originally Posted By 223Rem:
Just remember to rub the tip of each bullet on a slice of bacon before sending it over the sand dune. Now if you could only package them individualy like a Slim Jim...........Think of all the Vltor and LMT SOPMOD stocks that would be stuffed with Tac-Bac
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JesseJames
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Posted: 2/4/2009 2:28:42 PM
How much and does it come packed in bacon lard so it can be used as make-sift weapons lube during SHTF?
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pyro6988
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Posted: 2/4/2009 2:30:47 PM
How much?
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skywarp989
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Posted: 2/4/2009 2:33:03 PM
If this is a trick, I'm going to be very disappointed.
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CEFPARTS
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Posted: 2/4/2009 3:22:31 PM
WIN
WIN WIN WIN WIN 
WIN!!!!111!!!! 
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NSR500
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Posted: 2/4/2009 3:46:14 PM
Are these backordered like pmags, lpk, lowers, uppers, etc???
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Cheesebeast
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Posted: 2/4/2009 4:02:33 PM
How are you supposed to mount that can on a rail????
I would suggest that your tactical can of bacon could, in fact, be made more tactical. Oh, wait. I get it. The mount costs extra.  |
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CMMG
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Posted: 2/4/2009 4:19:06 PM
Photo testimony by actual Tac Bac customer
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STLTXN
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Posted: 2/4/2009 4:25:08 PM
How about sprinkling some LaRue Dillo Dust on the TacBac prior to eating?
  LaRue and CMMG should offer a package deal on the EE.
Plus you could get LaRue to make a picatinny mount for the TacBac and Dillo Dust. |
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CMMG
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Posted: 2/4/2009 4:58:31 PM
[Last Edit: 2/4/2009 5:04:11 PM by CMMG]
We have two products we will be offering in the near future: Tac Bac Snak Atak Pak- Bandoleer that holds 6 cans and Tac Bac Snak Atak Brak- AR mounted cup holder w/picatinny rail mount. Will post pics when the prototypes are finished
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wormgod
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Posted: 2/4/2009 5:30:27 PM
win.
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modnar
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Posted: 2/4/2009 5:58:36 PM
Epic
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Scorch05
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Posted: 2/4/2009 6:10:49 PM
umm tag....
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RWkelly
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Posted: 2/4/2009 7:13:03 PM
Awesome. Plain and simple.
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Balisong
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Posted: 2/4/2009 7:16:16 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and state that CMMG apparently has the firmest grasp of its arfcom customer base's needs of all the dealers on here.
But it does need more rails. |
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CMMGinc
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Posted: 2/4/2009 7:55:12 PM
Here is a helpful chart that might help you decide wen to use CMMG Tactical Bacon™ |
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