Bushmaster is proud to add to their ever expanding line of AR rifles, the new Hello Kitty AR!
"Our product suffers from bad feelings on the part of women, specifically younger women. We feel that this rifle will help bridge the gap with young female potential gun owners..." Said Busmhaster's President today.
"...This is only the first step. We are releasing the SR-2 version of the HKR (Hello Kitty Rifle) next year that will be completely pink with purple and yellow flowers, and a laser etched Hello Kitty cartoon on the magazine well. This concept and drawings have tested well with younger females."
This bold initiative does not stop at the young female market however. "We are also in development of the new GFR, the Ghetto Fabulous Rifle, that will have high polished chrome accents and a Tommy Hilfiger designed sling. A special Master P signature edition of this line is planned with Platinum accents and on the side it will be engraved with the phrase 'Uhhhhhh.....Na na na na...."
There have also been rumors around the Bushmaster plant of other special Celebrity signature guns. "This is just in the very earliest concept stages, but it might happen as collector's editions. We sketched out the Rosie O'Donnel model that weighs 47 pounds and is extremely loud and obnoxious to be around. The proposed Shaqille O'Neal signature gun is 5 feet long. The Oprah model comes with an accessory pack that can make the rifle's weight vary from 6 pounds to 25 pounds.."