Conservative vs. Liberal way of doing things...

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Conservative vs. Liberal way of doing things...

Posted: 10/15/2009 12:55:25 PM EDT

Was email to me... not sure if this was posted or not... first time I've seen it.

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy
one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat
meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned
for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how
to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look
good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative , they see themselves
as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of
government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better
his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches
channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets
up, laughs and is embarrassed.

If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck,
moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his
friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's
"offended".

Posted: 10/15/2009 12:56:52 PM EDT

[#1]

dupitiee dupe dupe

Posted: 10/15/2009 12:57:17 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

dupitiee dupe dupe

Figures... should've known better

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