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Posted: 3/15/2001 5:46:02 PM EDT
i stole this off the ak47 site [:O]


Woman shot in back of head with AK47 and lives...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(the actual AP News headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws,
and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with
her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into he car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
on the back of her head.
Apparently a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what
it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for
over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And yes...
Linda is a blonde.

Link Posted: 3/16/2001 1:28:59 AM EDT
[#1]
Sue the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Link Posted: 3/16/2001 1:36:45 AM EDT
[#2]
It wasn't me...

-Poppin'Fresh
Link Posted: 3/16/2001 4:57:45 AM EDT
[#3]
ROFLMAO ...that was great thanks!
Link Posted: 4/15/2001 11:56:36 AM EDT
[#4]
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