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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:14:58 PM EDT
gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium I even "prepped" myself... |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:15:51 PM EDT
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OOOOKay then
GD never fails to deliver, that's for fucking sure. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:16:06 PM EDT
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SIIHPAPP?
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:17:07 PM EDT
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Well you could go ahead and hit it anyway, just get consent before it kicks in.
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:18:10 PM EDT
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Well you could go ahead and hit it anyway, just get consent before it kicks in. nah, guess I'm just going to get drunk and watch Cops reruns... |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:19:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:21:49 PM EDT
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The pie is best when the woman is unconscious. View this as an opportunity to do all those things she'd never let you do if she was capable of consent.
Hey...he trolls, I troll back. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:25:19 PM EDT
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The pie is best when the woman is unconscious. View this as an opportunity to do all those things she'd never let you do if she was capable of consent. Hey...he trolls, I troll back. i wish I was making this shit up. and the above statement is all kinds of fd up. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:27:32 PM EDT
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Sounds like you have a short window of opportunity before the Valium kicks in. Better quit playing on the internet and get busy.
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:31:31 PM EDT
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Sounds like you have a short window of opportunity before the Valium kicks in. Better quit playing on the internet and get busy. too late.. another 30 mins and I will be carrying her to bed. the goofy shit she is saying is 
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:31:55 PM EDT
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Wow so she slipped herself the roofie?
Man I always have to slip it to them. Lucky bastard. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:32:58 PM EDT
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On the plus side, I probably WILL be getting pie tonight. You don't get any and I do. It's all about equilibrium. Last night, someone else got pie and I didn't. It's a yin-yang thing.
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:33:46 PM EDT
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Hit. That. Pie. Anyway.
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:34:53 PM EDT
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The wife and I had Texas Roadhouse for dinner and are both so stuffed we can barely move....someone else get pie and tell me about it.
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:35:43 PM EDT
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Sounds like your GF is a lightweight.
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:36:04 PM EDT
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Sounds like you have a short window of opportunity before the Valium kicks in. Better quit playing on the internet and get busy. too late.. another 30 mins and I will be carrying her to bed. the goofy shit she is saying is such as...? 
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:36:12 PM EDT
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gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium I even "prepped" myself... What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:36:35 PM EDT
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Hit. That. Pie. Anyway. She is rambling about something like " i'm not washing your socks with my clothes anymore" and "you don't even care about my cats, they are my life, etc..." slurring like a drunken sailor..... |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:36:50 PM EDT
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I'm not getting any pie either.
This morning at the breakfast table when the wife walked in, what I MEANT to say was, "Good morning Dear. How are you this morning?" What came out was, "YOU FUCKING BEOTCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!" I hate when that happens. 
No pie for me. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:36:57 PM EDT
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The wife and I had Texas Roadhouse for dinner and are both so stuffed we can barely move....someone else get pie and tell me about it. 
You're my hero. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:38:15 PM EDT
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Hit. That. Pie. Anyway. She is rambling about something like " i'm not washing your socks with my clothes anymore" and "you don't even care about my cats, they are my life, etc..." slurring like a drunken sailor..... 
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:40:22 PM EDT
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GO FOR IT!!!
U can do it.... All night long.. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:40:41 PM EDT
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Sounds like your GF is a lightweight. +1 What's this passing out shit? It shouldn't be that serious; even combined with alcohol. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:42:30 PM EDT
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Sounds like your GF is a lightweight. +1 What's this passing out shit? It shouldn't be that serious; even combined with alcohol. 10mg with 3/4 bottle of wine will fuck me up.... |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:42:40 PM EDT
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well that sucks..
you could always go find a bear to f*ck
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:42:48 PM EDT
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You there, bear fucker...do you need any assistance? Love the avatar.
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:44:54 PM EDT
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gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium So? It will be even harder for her to say "no". 
Yeah, yeah, I know... that's bad. My wife has allergies, and takes Benedryl quite a bit, and it works out for me. She isn't up for doing much work while on the benedryl, but she's always up for it, if you get my meaning. 
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:46:53 PM EDT
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Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead.
Post pics. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:48:23 PM EDT
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Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead. Post pics. THIS! |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:48:59 PM EDT
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Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead. Post pics. i could probably post better pics but I'm locked out of BOTD. edit- she would kill me, seriously. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:50:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium I even "prepped" myself... A few things... It's generally a NOT good idea to get in a relationship with someone who needs psychiatric medications. Second, WHAT THE FUCK does your GF think she is BLEEPING DOING?! Valium should NEVER EVER EVER BE MIXED WITH ALCOHOL. Alcohol and Valium is a lethal and toxic concoction! |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:50:39 PM EDT
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It's called 'implied consent'.
Enjoy it. Hit it. Hit it again. Blame her for being a wildcat tomorrow. You: "Honey, I asked you to stop 3 times, but you insisted!!!" TRG |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:51:19 PM EDT
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gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium I even "prepped" myself... What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this 
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:51:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium I even "prepped" myself... What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this That explains a lot.  |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:53:42 PM EDT
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gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium I even "prepped" myself... What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this is it possible for me to post a topic without that being thrown in? |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:53:43 PM EDT
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You're at this shit again, I'd have thought you would have learned
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:54:52 PM EDT
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You're at this shit again, I'd have thought you would have learned fuck, do you want pics of said wine and pill? |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:55:02 PM EDT
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gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium I even "prepped" myself... What a woman.......but what would you expect from someone who would date a guy that treats other women and his own kids like this is it possible for me to post a topic without that being thrown in? No 
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:56:06 PM EDT
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Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead. Post pics. i could probably post better pics but I'm locked out of BOTD. edit- she would kill me, seriously. You don't need to be in BOTD to post her face. 
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:57:09 PM EDT
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You're at this shit again, I'd have thought you would have learned fuck, do you want pics of said wine and pill? No i'm happy with the train wreck as is, no need to dig your self deeper just for my own sake. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:57:20 PM EDT
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Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead. Post pics. i could probably post better pics but I'm locked out of BOTD. edit- she would kill me, seriously. You don't need to be in BOTD to post her face. She would probably let me post anything on her body except her face.... |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:57:28 PM EDT
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You're at this shit again, I'd have thought you would have learned fuck, do you want pics of said wine and pill? Oh I'm sooooooooo in on 1 
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:59:05 PM EDT
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gf got home and opened a bottle of wine and took a prescribed valium I even "prepped" myself... I'm thinking this would only make her more willing. Go ahead. Experiment. ETA: Don't have another kid
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Posted: 6/17/2009 4:59:33 PM EDT
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Shouldn't you be dodging child support or something?
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:01:55 PM EDT
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Shouldn't you be dodging child support or something? Technically not dodge just gloating in the fact he doesnt have to support his own family. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:02:00 PM EDT
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Use her makeup and write "I love Arfcom" on her forehead. Post pics. i could probably post better pics but I'm locked out of BOTD. edit- she would kill me, seriously. You don't need to be in BOTD to post her face. She would probably let me post anything on her body except her face.... Well if you use enough makeup, and maybe some semen, her own mother wouldn't recognize her face.... 
(As for the other body parts... You do know how the PM thing works, right?
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:03:07 PM EDT
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Shouldn't you be dodging child support or something? Technically not dodge just gloating in the fact he doesnt have to support his own family. Let's not go threadshitting. Let's have fun at the expense of the women in his life. Just like he does....
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:04:59 PM EDT
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Hit. That. Pie. Anyway. She is rambling about something like " i'm not washing your socks with my clothes anymore" and "you don't even care about my cats, they are my life, etc..." slurring like a drunken sailor..... Tell her to read the bottle again, it says take two Valiums. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:09:55 PM EDT
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Hit. That. Pie. Anyway. She is rambling about something like " i'm not washing your socks with my clothes anymore" and "you don't even care about my cats, they are my life, etc..." slurring like a drunken sailor..... Tell her to read the bottle again, it says take two Valiums. she's toast and in bed. tried to help her get comfy I doubt the way she is sleeping she will feel good tomorrow. oh well. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:10:21 PM EDT
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Hit it or fap.
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:10:45 PM EDT
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Shouldn't you be dodging child support or something? Technically not dodge just gloating in the fact he doesnt have to support his own family. Let's not go threadshitting. Let's have fun at the expense of the women in his life. Just like he does.... Meh I'm bored and have to be up at 0500. We all know this is on its way to a head on collision with the Fail train.
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