Fuck them and their stupid made up global warming crisis.
Scientists are normally about ten years behind the science and the media is usually about ten years behind the scientists. Global warming was an interesting theory but it was discredited about a decade ago and more and more scientists are coming to accept that.
And now the politicians seem to be in a rush to use global warming to impose every nitwit piece of social engineering imaginable.
I thought fat people were fat because they didn’t exercise enough. See, here’s some math. A pound of fat is roughly 3,500 calories. So, if someone eats 100 more calories than they take in during a day they will gain nearly a pound a month or ten pounds a year. A decade later they will be 100 pounds overweight. A hundred calories is a slice of bread or an apple, it’s not a lot.
A sedentary person might burn off a couple thousand calories a day while an active person might burn well over twice that. Serious athletes might burn off 6,000 or more calories a day. Yes, fatty likely eats less than the athlete. So if you really are concerned about global warming and not some bullshit social engineering program you should want to ban athletics. Get rid of the gyms and bicycles. Tear down the basketball courts. Block off the jogging paths.
And one of the big ecological problems is overpopulation. And who’s going to be the most likely to father a bunch of kids? Some fat guy or some athlete? So maybe we should test everyone and chop the balls off of any man who can run a mile in under 6 minutes… for the planet.
See, I just made a bullshit case for why fat people can save the planet from global warming. I could include that fat people don’t need as much heat in the winter but they do need more air conditioning in the summer so that balances out. Fat people do die sooner and therefore have less of an impact on the environment as well.
Point is, you can use the bullshit of global warming to justify all kinds of idiotic social engineering programs.