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Stranger: HEY
You: Hello?
Stranger: how are ya stranger
You: Is any one there?
Stranger: yeah im here, man
You: Sometimes, when I am all alone, I cry.
Stranger: *pats* dont worry about it stranger, everyone does it every once in a while!
You: Nobody cares.
Stranger: just hug a stuffed animal and think of all the things you have going!
Stranger: No, man, I care
Stranger: I'm sure other people do, too!
You: Sometimes, when I am all alone, I go next door, and look in my neighbor's window. He has a lot of nice stuff.
You: Sometimes I think about his stuff.
Stranger: I'm sure! Some people are really handy with decoration.
You: He has a family.
Stranger: Like what, stranger?
Stranger: Family's wonderful!
Stranger: I love my family!
You: Sometimes I wish they were mine.
Stranger: That's sad, stranger
Stranger: Find a family of your own!
Stranger: they're waiting for you!
You: Lately, I have been thinking about buying a hammer.
Stranger: To hang pictures up with, right?
You: I could take it to my neighbor's house.
Stranger: It's hard to get them straight
Stranger: No, don't do that man
You: I could use it to make him go to sleep.
Stranger: Some people are anal about what pictures go up
Stranger: Why would he want to go to sleep?
You: Then I could ask his family to be my family.
You: They would like that.
Stranger: If they really would like it
You: Especially his daughter.
Stranger: they'd take you in as their family without having to kill anyone man!
You: I wish I could believe that.
Stranger: You should believe it, because I'm right.
You: Sometimes I stand outside their window, and I imagine myself making love to his wife, but it is OK, because in my head, she is MY wife.
You: Sometimes it gets a little messy, but I wear cheap shoes.
Stranger: Maybe you should just talk to her or something.
Stranger: I wear sneakers
You: When I do, she threatens to call the cops. I don't know why, all I tell her is that I want to touch her hair.
You: I told her that I had lots and lots of pictures of her and her daughter, but she didn't act like it was a compliment.
Stranger: Man, I don't think she likes you very much
You: She will when I go to her house.
Stranger: You should find someone else to love!
Stranger: She doesn't seem like she'd suit you anyhow!
Stranger: If she was meant to love you, she would have by now, right?
You: She would suit me if I had her tied to a post in the cellar.
You: Like normal people do.
Stranger: Well, I'm not sure what normal people you've been talking to
Stranger: But don't you think that she wouldn't like that?
You: The normal people that used to pay Daddy to touch me when I was little.
Stranger: Hey man, I don't think they were normal.
Stranger: You need to find some nice, good people in your life––get you out of all this!
You: President Obama, I love him so much.
Stranger: He's a good man!
You: He sends me messages through the TV. When he is pretending that the teleprompter doesn't work, and it sounds all crazy, that is actually code directed towards me.
Stranger: I wish he'd send me messages
Stranger: you're lucky!
Stranger: See, Obama cares about you!
Stranger: That's something big, don't you think?
You: He probably does send you messages. He tells me to buy a hammer and a gun and lots of ammunition.
Stranger: He's an awesome guy, too
You: He says that I am the Angel of Light, sent to cleanse the world and punish the nonbelivers.
Stranger: When Obama sends me messages, he tells me to be a good person and not to do any of those things!
Stranger: Angel of Light? Angels of Darkness are sexier.
You: You must be a nonbeliever. Where do you live?

Then he disconnected. I don't know why.

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You: Attack!
Stranger: WHAT
You: DUCK!
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: A DUCK
You: BLADE AT 45
Stranger: OH SNAP
Stranger: SWIVEL AND THRUST
You: SWEEP THE LEG
Stranger: JUMP AND POUNCE
You: FIRE AT WILL
Stranger: GETS HIT
Stranger: FATALITY
You: FLAWLESS VICTORY
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You: Say whaaat?!
Stranger: Slutastic
Stranger: ur mother
You: My mother was a T-rex, she died a long time ago
Stranger: I boned her recently at the smithsonian
You: i imagine that was quite uncomfortable
Stranger: Nah she aws tight
You: Good job mom!

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Stranger: hello
You: 5.56 or 7.62?
Stranger: /b/tard again?
Stranger: 23:41
You: wut no?
Stranger: u?
You: no
Stranger: why yes
You: certainly
Stranger: What was your question?
You: 5.56 or 7.62
Stranger: What is this numbers?
Stranger: length of penis?
You: AR15 or AR10
Stranger: all random
You: Rifles which do you prefer?
Stranger: dota
Stranger: Often drive saabs
You: yota
Stranger: Or opel vectra
You: for mer
Stranger: automatic
Stranger: those are nice
You: where are you in the world
Stranger: At home
Stranger: U?
You: USA work
Stranger: N1
Stranger: sweden here ^^
Stranger: But when you ask about weapons
You: you guys make Nokia right
Stranger: what weapon killed jfk
Stranger: want one of those
Stranger: think so
You: 30-06
Stranger: or is it finland?
You: finland thats right
You: Transformers
Stranger: your sure?
You: no not sure
Stranger: you think you can get med one of those?
You: no but Obama might be able too
You: cause he's gonna take ours
Stranger: so the military was involved with the death of jfk
You: military doesn't shoot 30-06
Stranger: Dp you have a gun att home?
Stranger: USA införde 1903 en mycket kraftig militärpatron tillsammans med ett nytt modernt repetergevär.
You: no I lost all mine in a tragic boating accident
Stranger: im sry
You: its ok it was tragic though
You: my dog too
Stranger: thats swedish that tells that the military made 30-06
Stranger: USA införde 1903 en mycket kraftig militärpatron tillsammans med ett nytt modernt repetergevär.
Stranger: but i dont know
You: hmmm lots of letters
You: you have some hot women over there
Stranger: not very intrested in weapons
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: Some of them
Stranger: We got alot of whales too
You: lol
Stranger: but you dont see them on pictures
You: us too
Stranger: haha
You: do you have a tinfoil hat?
Stranger: usa:s average weight is like the twice in sweden
You: better get working on that with the North Koreans launching missles
You: yeah we like McDonalds
Stranger: We have mcdonalds too
You: knives then
Stranger: how often do you eat mcdonald?
You: Strider or Cold Steel
You: once a month but I run a lot
Stranger: Why is all american so murder/weapon/war interested
You: always be ready
You: for the zombies
Stranger: cold steel!
You: if you run out of ammo I mean
Stranger: Looks much better
Stranger: imo
You: Cold Steel is a good company
Stranger: Played much of resident evil 5?
You: no not yet Call of Duty 4 alot now
You: PS3
You: You?
Stranger: thats a really good game
Stranger: But fps games cant be played on consoles
Stranger: Need computer for them
Stranger: best feeling
You: console as in PS3 and Xbox?
You: cause we can
Stranger: yes
You: play them I mean
Stranger: Yes i know haha
Stranger: how old are you?
You: thats messed up
You: ARFCOM?
You: www.ar15.com lots of good info there on everything you can think of
Stranger: Why are you so into weapons? haha
Stranger: How old are you dude
You: part of my job and was in the military
You: do a lot of competitions now
Stranger: What do you work with?
You: very fun
Stranger: Haha im going to the swedish military in the summer
You: sry cant say
Stranger: Why?
You: cool!
You: .gov stuff
Stranger: Im just 17 :(
Stranger: Sure
You: it will make you a better person all around
Stranger: haha you think so
You: in that case get on ar15 and start reading up on swedish weapon systems
You: yes I do
You: you will excel past all of your peers that dont go
Stranger: haha is this a game wite
Stranger: site*
You: maybe you'll even get to shoot some dirty's
Stranger: First impression
You: no not a game site a huge forum site
Stranger: Dont need to sweden doesnt go to war as much as usa does
You: thats true
You: good to be informed though
Stranger: Last war must have been like 200 years ago
Stranger: hahahaha
You: wow
Stranger: Ill take it easy until i go to the military
You: getting in shape for military?
Stranger: Alittle
You: push ups and situps everyday go a long way
Stranger: Thinking about to start training abit serious
You: only takes 5 minutes
Stranger: yea i know did that alot last year but just stopped
Stranger: depends on how many you can dooo
Stranger: Should max it out
You: pyramids
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 27
Stranger: oookey
You: start 10 then 9 then 8 ......
You: then back up 1 then 2 then 3
You: without stopping
You: rest for 10 seconds in between but stay in position
You: or 30 start slow
Stranger: Alot of versions how to train with your own body weight out there
You: yes there is
You: sounds old but you'll see it's not
You: gotta go Keep your head down and shoot straight
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sure
Stranger: thing
You: out

That was me!!!  Look at my other post in this thread

Edit; ok yeah. I realized nameless oneposted the convo. Then commented on my post

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ROFL!

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You: GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: omg i just accidentally a whole ipod
Stranger: have i lost the game?
You: Dam ARFCOMMERS
You: I just accidentally a whole chicken sandwich
Stranger: IS THAT BAD?
You: all the way bad

OK who is the fucker that stole my accidentally a whole chicken sandwhich bit

Are you the one that a whole coke bottle too?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no I'm going to waste so much time with this

A WHOLE IPOD!!!!!!

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You: Hallo

Stranger: Has anyone really been far as even as decide to use even go want even to look as like?

You: why not look as like?

You: even as like I meant

Stranger: That totally is even to know when like as did when can?

You: I think I'm talking to a reverse-engineering chinese 10-year old.

You: totally

You: you?

Stranger: I am German.

You: You are, that's great. I'm not.

Stranger: I wish I was a reversed engineered chinese ten year old.

Stranger: Sometimes I feel guilt for the crimes of my predecessors.

You: Do you think you make more money than a reverse-engineering chinese 10-year-old?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: I also think it'd be more interesting if it was a revere-engineered chinese 10 year old.

You: Don't worry about it, my great uncle was in a concentration camp, and I certainly won't hold it against you.

Stranger: Maybe grown in a tank with some saline solution.

You: Like in a science fiction movie?

Stranger: s/revere/reverse/

Stranger: You mean Science Fact movie.

Stranger: SF stands for science fact.

Stranger: The government just doesn't want you to understand the truth.

You: You might grow up with a computer socket fitted to the back of your head, be careful.

Stranger: So they created the SciFi channel.

You: They also created LSD, I don't trust the government.

Stranger: hey man this isn't neuromancer.

Stranger: We're a long time away from a neural interface.

You: That should be a movie.

You: Wait, it kinda was...

Stranger: but if you want I can hook you up with one, it'll just be twelve thousand USD.

You: Well...it would make typing obsolete.

Stranger: Typing already is obsolete!

You: that's one expensive alternative to a computer mouse.

Stranger: Have you seen those touch screens where you can move things around with two fingers at once.

You: nope.

Stranger: Do that for hours and you'll never want to type again.

Stranger: WooooWooooaaaaah

Stranger: good mice already cost a fortune.

You: I think volunteers would be more expensive than lab mice.

You: you can't kill human experiment volunteers when your experiment goes down hill.

You: at least you shouldn't anyway...

You: maybe get some clones?

You: or is that too expensive too?  what's your opinion?

Stranger: eh, if we could actually make a clone sure.

Stranger: Maybe if you we just keep them young.

Stranger: we can do whatever we want to them.

You: like pedophiles?

Stranger: Find the gene that makes them enjoy pain, or anal probing if that's what you're into.

Stranger: Well, more like a parent who molests his child.

You: umm, talk to you later.

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You: sup
Stranger: IS ANYBODY THERE
Stranger: omg HI
You: no just me
You: are you hot or not?
Stranger: i'm looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend (i'm easy) is that you?
You: are you a lesbo?
Stranger: yeah, i love another woman's fist in my minge
You: lier youre a DUDE
You: so gay dude so gay
Stranger: then why do i have massive tits and a clit?
You: Dude, stop playin man, its getting ghey in here
Stranger: i'm not a man you freak
You: sure whatev..
You: you sicken me man
Stranger: you're so gay
You: god you are sick
Stranger: LOL have you seen your face?
You: its hot i know
You: too bad you cant see it
You: dont be jealous homie
Stranger: it looks like my arsehole
Stranger: slak and juicy
You: your gay ass
Stranger: your gay ass
You: nice you gay dude
Stranger: i've already told you, i'm a gay woman
You: dude, you really need help
Stranger: you're a freak
You: talk to your friends and come out of the closet
You: its ok
You: they will understand
Stranger: are you american by any chance?
You: just dont fake that your a woman
You: yes i am red blooded merican
Stranger: you have some serious issues
You: umm
You: u are the one sayin your a woman
You: i think you got some issues
Stranger: i am a woman you fuckwit
You: dude, stop playing for reals
Stranger: do you have any kind of proof that i'm not a dyke?
Stranger: erm, no
You: umm, you say you got massive tits and clit?
Stranger: erm, i do
You: thats what a dude would say about there girl
You: a girl wouldnt say that
You: about there own body
Stranger: it's also what a lesbian would say about her girl
Stranger: LOL
You: not true
Stranger: clearly you don't know many dykes from the UK
You: most lesbos are flat chested
You: not true
Stranger: i'll let you in on a secret
You: i know a few
You: ok shoot
Stranger: sports bras, we use them to keep them down so we look flat chested
Stranger: most of us actually have massive tits
You: listen dude
You: sports bras help
You: but they dont mash them down to nothing
Stranger: ever worn one?
You: no
Stranger: now who's the lying freak
Stranger: FREAK
Stranger: LOL
You: i might be 900 pounds but im a hot 900 pounds
Stranger: you're ace
You: you wish you had my body
Stranger: i do, i can't wait for my gender reassignment surgery
You: nice dude, going full female then?
Stranger: weirdo
You: congrats
You: im proud of you
Stranger: you really are a freak
You: that you dont want your wang anymore and came out of the closet
You: congrats bro
Stranger: i'm going to leave you now cos frankly you're an absolute cunt
You: hahaha
You: cunt
You: sweet
You: im horny now
Stranger: LOVE YOU FOREVER
You: love ya

Stranger: dhRjrxt,ztekß∆,
You: I don't waaaaaaant a pickle
Stranger: h
Stranger: dµ∂m
Stranger: ∂
Stranger: z,
Stranger: Ω
Stranger: ,yzd
Stranger: kz
Stranger: ,Ωey,
Stranger: zy
Stranger: kry
Stranger: z
You: I just wanna ride my mooooaaaaaatercycle
You: And I don't want to die
Stranger: VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
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You: arock
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: haha random stranger!
Stranger: I'm in Texas where are you?
You: North of you.
You: Snowed last night.
Stranger: OMG its like 80 out here now
Stranger: beautiful!
Stranger: but I do miss skiing
You: I wish. I gotta get out to the gun range soon.
Stranger: I feel like I'm in the future!
You: Why is that?
Stranger: Just chatting with some random person I have virtually no connection to
You: Actually, virtual is the ONLY connection you have.
Stranger: Touche!
Stranger: I've been thinking about getting a gun... just cause they are useful
Stranger: I mean, potentially useful
You: They are useful for many things. Having fun is one of them. Self-Defense is another.
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: any suggestions for first firearm? i've shot some before just never owned one
You: You like rifles or handguns?
Stranger: well probably rifle
Stranger: for the first one anywaty
You: For target shooting, for hunting, maybe both?
Stranger: both
Stranger: Basically I don't want the shit to hit the fan and not have a useful piece available
You: 30.06 is a great all around rifle for both. Has a pretty good range, and a lot of knock-down depending on the round. Kicks a little.
You: Plus, the ammo is readily available.
Stranger: thats important
Stranger: I've fired one before but I'm not sure what the load was
You: .223 Caliber is not a bad choice either. Usually found in "black rifle" style (military look, but not autotomatic). Rounds are cheaper, but not great for large game.
You: Have you ever heard of ar15.com?
Stranger: no, i've heard of AR-15 but not .com
Stranger: hey I'm checkin it out now! nice to meet you i've gotta go
You: It's a gun forum with about 200k members. It's free to join and post questions. They have TONS of forums specific to types of guns, ammo, shit hitting the fan, survival stuff, you name it.
You: Good luck!
Stranger: peace

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Stranger: how tall r u?
You: A lot!
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Stranger
You: howdy cowboy
Stranger: I was linked here by Dan Savage's blog. You?
You: wgo
You: who
You: i dont read any blogs
You: i got it off ar15.com
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Savage
You: thats the only site i go on
You: that and craigslist
Stranger: That's kind of creepy
You: how so
Stranger: Have fun with that
Stranger: Guns and craigslist
You: thats a winning combo
You: can i axe u something
Stranger: You sure can
You: is dan savage a homersexual?
You: im not familiar with his work
You: but i googled him
You: and he looks quite thin
Stranger: Yeah, he's gay
You: and effete
You: shit dang i'm good
You: can i axe u something else
You: is it gay to call other dudes "cowboy"?
Stranger: A little, yes
Stranger: unless you're from Texas
You: hrmm
You: im from CT
You: what about "sport"?
Stranger: No that's not gay
You: so where u from sweetcheeks?
Stranger: That's pretty gay
Stranger: DC
You: u dont work for the government do u
Stranger: I totally do
You: aw hell naw
Stranger: And I'm going to take your guns from your cold dead hands
You: Good Luck with that

You: 9 or 45
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 9000
Stranger: THE GAME
You: fuarock

Stranger: What's one thing you've always wanted to say to a stranger but never could?



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Stranger: 9 or .45?
You: lol
You: fuarock
You: I'm foing
You: blade
Stranger: fu arock
You: alet alet
Stranger: at 45
You: you will not touch my .........

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Stranger: hi!
You: well hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: not so good
Stranger: oh! why's that?
You: I accidently a whole coca cola bottle. Is that bad?
Stranger: oh... idk. probably
You: it was painful
Stranger: i've tried doing it with a coca cola bottle before
You: doing what?
Stranger: then it was bad
Stranger: but i'm too small
You: that's gross
Stranger: the last time i used a banana my dad accidentall ate it
You: uh. you win
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You: howdy stranger
Stranger: very well
You: so how did you find out about omegle?
Stranger: beer?
You: i like beer
You: unofficially of course
Stranger: have one on me
Stranger: here
You: because i have yet to turn 21
Stranger: a chilled sam adams
You: so, legally I have no idea what beer tastes like
Stranger: i wont tell anyone
You: you a cop?
You: because thats what cops always say
Stranger: i am in India
Stranger: Pune
You: so you're a world cop
Stranger: HA HA HA!!!
Stranger: super cop i am
You: no no no, i said world
Stranger: i have super powers!
You: not super
You: and certainly not robo
Stranger: oh scat
You: so how did you find out about omegle?
Stranger: just when my imagination was running amuck
You: imagination, imsmagination
You: have a beer
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Stranger: HI
You: hi
You: 9 or .45?
Stranger: 9
You: :(
Stranger: TO SHOOT YOURSELF?
You: .45 ftw !!
You: no
Stranger: you are a bit weird
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CONTACT WITH AN ARFCOMMER!!!

Classic Conversation...

You: all hail to the arfcom
Stranger: foing
You: 87
Stranger: blade at 45
Stranger: hurby curby
Stranger: arock
You: Nice! I've being trying for awhile
You: F Arock
Stranger: screen name?
You: Free_Out_West. yours?
Stranger: 0699TeufelHnd
You: It's been fun messing with people.
Stranger: there's some strange ones on here
Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: No kidding. I just got done talking to somebody who eats the color red.
Stranger: wut?
You: That's what I said. Plus, somebody else wanted to know if I could meet them for supper in liverpool.
Stranger: This would make a classic arfcom: I'm in New Orleans in the french quarter, taking a shit, while chatting to an arfcommer lol
Stranger: wireless internet is great
Stranger: all I need is a chocolate chip cookie and a firearm
You: That's hilarious.
You: Post dinner pics.
Stranger: all right, I'm out to look for weirdos

Who was this?

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You: Hey
Stranger: Howdy
You: hows it going
Stranger: So tell me a story
Stranger: It's all good here, lots of rain
You: One time, there was a man. I did not know this man.
You: He ran up to me, and smashed my ice cream cone into my face.
Stranger: and then
You: Ice cream was in and around my eyes. It was not pleasant.
You: rain huh?
You: it's clear here, just chilly
Stranger: American?
You: Correct.
You: You too?
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: No, thank god.
You: Yeah we're stuck with Obama
You: kind of a bad time
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Better than the retard
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: well if you're not American
You: what are you
Stranger: My nationality?
You: yeah
Stranger: American as well, I was just fucking with you
You: hahaha, you sick bastard
You: so
You: 9mm or .45
Stranger: .270
Stranger: 150 grain
You: ... glock or 1911?
Stranger: 1911
Stranger: that's a stupid question
Stranger: lol
You: yeah, asnwer's easy
You: hmm...
You: FAL, or M1A?
Stranger: FAL
Stranger: SA or remington?
You: SA as in Springfield Armory?
Stranger: y
Stranger: a
You: SA
You: AR or AK?
Stranger: A pistol man?
Stranger: AR
Stranger: fuck those commie pieces of shit
You: so far so good
You: 87 or 88?
Stranger: That depends on context
You: Hmm.
You: Well in this context, John has a long mustache
Stranger: And Jill...?

You: 9mm or .45?
Stranger: .50
Stranger: deagle that mofucka
You: .88, motherfucker
Stranger: oh snap
You: more thrusts per squeeze
Stranger: thats what she said
You: I know!
Stranger: you know what she also said
Stranger: i tested positive
You: I think I made that test too
You: And its weird because I didn't even study
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i mean testing positive's good right?
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well i'm off to bone some chicks raw

We need a universal password to identify each other with.

I say John has a long mustache/The chair is against the wall. What do you think?

I've been using that. I haven't found any of yall though.

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You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: hows life
Stranger: where are you from?
You: somewhere on the 40th parrallel
Stranger: i`m very good now
Stranger: but tomorow i`m go to army
You: You are go to army?
You: Wheres that?
Stranger: soldier i`ll be a soldier *)
You: in what countries army?
Stranger: Alah akbar
You: Haha
You: Im trying to cut back
You: and i know you are fake
You: know how i know?
Stranger: How?
You: you didnt go ALALALALALALALALALA! and fire an AK into the air afterwords
Stranger: i`m not from 4chan
You: When I was in Iraq thats what all the towel heads did
You: I was a sniper for Blackwater...
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Pretty entertaining job
You: 32
Stranger: oh shi~
You: I can hit a man sized target out to 800 meters!
Stranger: What give you at war, Dragunov?
You: Hell no thats a communist rifle, we used M40A1s
Stranger: But i`m realy communist. not arab
You: Well make up your mind son, I gotta know where to tell the CIA to come visit you!
Stranger: I lol`d
Stranger: i fuck your CIA
Stranger: in all hole`s
You: thats probably pretty uncomfortable

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Stranger: hello pathetic human.
You: Why come to a chat room and talk to yourself?
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ETA: reading eveyone else's conversations i actually had a civil one!

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how was your day?
Stranger: so far so good. you?
You: not too bad, for a monday!
Stranger: mondays are always the slowest
You: thats what was ok about this one, it went pretty quick
Stranger: so you off work, then?
You: yeah, got off around 4:30, you?
Stranger: well its not 4:30 here yet, so no.
You: oh, it's almost 7:00 here (east coast)
Stranger: where exactly?
You: south carolina, yourself?
Stranger: california
You: cool, i lived there for about 3 months
Stranger: really, where?
You: MCRD san diego, camp pendleton
Stranger: oh so you a marine, then
You: was, my enlistment ended in '02
Stranger: so you got to travel the world?
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Stranger: Welcome to moviefone?
You: Can you tell my why Obama is so awesome??
Stranger: Charisma.
Stranger: The fact that he got his law degree from Harvard and then taught constitutional law at UChicago?
Stranger: A pretty good academic pedigree if you ask me.
You: I was going to say something else.
Stranger: And then he went to work as a low-paid community organizer instead of going into corporate law and making a shitload of money.
You: Can you tell me why GM is being allowed to wipe out union workers pensions?
Stranger: No, but if you read Mancur Olson's _The Logic of Collective Action_ you'll get a good idea.
You: Why did AIG get all that money? You sound quite smart. Dave_A, is that you??
Stranger: No. But you're using punctuation so my guess is that we're both from MeFi.
You: Gotta run
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Definitely not an ARFCOMMER

I was serious!

You: Chicken or steak tonight
Stranger: chicken
You: onions or corn
Stranger: corn
You: wise choices my friend
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hv a good dinner b^_^b
You: thanks!  ok gotta go
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You: Never gonna give you up.
You: Never gonna let you down.
Stranger: have you accepted jesus christ as your personal lord and savior?
You: Yeah back in 1992.
Stranger: That's awesome! Holy High Five!
You: lol
You: what website directed you here?

(no response)

You: Queue the Jeopardy music.

(still no response)

You: After the exuberant Holy High Five, you seemed to have fallen down and knocked yourself unconscious.

(nada)

You: I shall wait until you regain consciousness.


....And I'm still waiting.

someone already talked to this guy

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: 9mm or 45?
Stranger: i got asked that previously
Stranger: i said .50
Stranger: and you said .50 mbl
Stranger: and i said suck my penis hole
You: haha that wasn't me but i heard about it
Stranger: o
Stranger: what does that mean
You: deagle with the beams, right?
Stranger: yea
You: 9mm vs 45 is an ongoing debate
Stranger: like gay vs straight

You: John has a long mustache
Stranger: I know that
You: What are your thoughts on bacon?
Stranger: Greasy, unhealthy, like Amarica
Stranger: also, fat
You: 9mm or 45acp?
Stranger: 32cal
You: if you are going to knock a country learn how to spell it retard. You have failed this test.

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You: NI!
Stranger: NI!
You: Bring us, a shrubbery!
Stranger: right away!
Stranger: anything else?!
You: Also, cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!
Stranger: herrings are extinct
You: oh really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: they data back to 1864
You: what about a pollok then?
Stranger: dead
You: mackerel?
Stranger: not real
You: well son of a....
You: nevermind then I suppose
Stranger: i will use lemonade
You: ok sweet
You: liquid or frozen?
Stranger: frozen
Stranger: in the shape of a sword
You: wize choice
You: What is the airspeed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?
Stranger: ~the speed of light
You: wow, thats fast
Stranger: so super fast
You: if the swallow was carring a flashlight instead of a coconut, and he turned it on, would he be able to see where he was going?
Stranger: depends on if the flashlights light waves refract off any objects
You: if the moon were made of spare ribs, would you eat it?
Stranger: spare ribs are for bunnies
Stranger: so no
You: i know i would
Stranger: cool
You: i'd polish it off with a nice cool budwiser
Stranger: so you're a bunny
Stranger: how high can you jump
You: i hate rabbits
Stranger: is this the easter bunny
You: i can jump probably about 87m into the air
Stranger: where did you hide the eggs
You: i keep my huevos in my pants most of the time
Stranger: ah sweet
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I WIN!

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You: Hey
Stranger: wtf is this?
You: madness
Stranger: this thing is random and weird
You: that's the idea
Stranger: heh
Stranger: i guess so
You: sometimes you find a wackjob
You: sometimes you find a decent conversation
Stranger: i can see how it would be easy to spend waaaay too much time on this thing
You: oh it's great to kill time on
Stranger: yeah my last couple were definitely of the earlier category
You: I just found it today
You: been keeping me occupied all day
Stranger: i've been hearing about it on fb
You: found it on arfcom
Stranger: what is that?
You: firearms forum website
Stranger: ah got it
You: ar15.com
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: so you like guns?
You: arfcom is just a shortcut way of saying it
You: yeah I'd say so
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i don't
You: why
Stranger: what do you like about them?
You: they keep me safe
Stranger: too violent for me
You: they look cool
Stranger: ok i'll give you that one
You: they're fun to play with while observing safety
Stranger: dunno about the safe part though
You: well, figure it this way
You: two homes
You: one is gun free
You: the other guy has one, maybe two in the house
You: each house is broken into
You: whcih residents are better protected?
Stranger: i guess it depends on how well you use a gun
Stranger: cuz if it were someone not so trained
You: that's what practice and training is for
Stranger: then they wouldn't be any safer
Stranger: but does everyone get that?
You: there's plenty of ranges and courses for that
Stranger: i guess i've just heard too many horror stories ont he news
You: I'd like to say that anyone who legally owns a firearm takes it to the range for target practice, uses it for hunting, or both
You: Criminals don't legally own them.
Stranger: true enough
You: Tighter gun legislation won't stop them from getting guns if they want them
Stranger: also true
You: because they don't follow the law anyway
Stranger: doesn't change that i don't like guns
You: so it's on you to protect yourself
Stranger: heh
You: well, give it a shot
You: no pun intended
You: never hurts to learn
Stranger: couldn't you just get a paintball gun to fool the robber?
Stranger: or a taser?
Stranger: why do you need bullets?
You: Paintbull won't stop him
Stranger: to protect yourself?
You: especially if he's armed with intent
Stranger: taser would get him down for the time being
You: taser, why risk getting that close?
Stranger: to call 911
You: sometimes the cops don't get there fast enough, that's the point
You: I never said shoot to kill
Stranger: tie him up?
Stranger: lol
You: more often than not it's a deterrant
You: look at it this way
You: the crime rates are higher in the states with stricter gun laws
You: the states with less/almost no restictions, much lower crime rates
Stranger: there might be other factors behind that though
You: why? cause the criminals in those states know not to fuck with someone that might be armed at any given time
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok you win
You: it's a direct correlation in statistics
You: heh, okay then
Stranger: i don't know enough to argue!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how about gay marriage?
You: at least you concede to the point
Stranger: :-)
You: Gay marriage doesn't concern me either way
You: I throw that one in the whatever bin
Stranger: but if you had to vote on it what would you do?
You: hmm
Stranger: yay or nay?
You: well on one hand marriage itself is more of a scared/religious ceremony
You: on the other hand
You: we now have benefits that come with marriage
You: so in an ironic twist of fate
You: if gay people want the right to get fucked over in a divorce
You: then so be it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i'm married to a woman (and am a woman myself)
Stranger: out here in ca
You: Oh really? Cool
Stranger: :-)
You: I'm a single guy in NY
Stranger: where are you?
Stranger: in the city?
You: our gun laws aren't as bad as yours but they're close
Stranger: or NY state?
You: Long Island, but I'll be working/living in the city soon enough if it all works out
Stranger: nice
Stranger: my wife has family in LI
You: that's cool, which area?
Stranger: er...
You: eh it's not important
Stranger: i know when we were out there we took the train toward ronkonkama
Stranger: lol
Stranger: or something
You: oh, ronkonkoma
Stranger: such funny names out there
You: that's nearby
Stranger: well it's been nice talking to you
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: i've gotta get some work done
You: yeah I've heard a few funny ways people have pronounced thaty town
You: okay
You: hey, wait
Stranger: yah?
You: you wanna trade contact info so we can talk again at a later date?
You: you're cool in my book
Stranger: aw thanks
You: MSN, AIM, facebook
You: somethin like that
Stranger: xxxxx on aim
Stranger: and you?
You: you got it
You: xxxxx on AIM
Stranger: alright then
Stranger: i will talk to you later
Stranger: :-)
You: sure thing
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I won a fact based non-flammatory firearms debate with a lesbian in CA. Crown me, bitches.

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im new on this
Stranger: whats ur name friend
You: Well, according to this thing, it says my name is "You".
Stranger: but...THATS MY NAME
Stranger: thief
You: Your name is Theif? I've never met anyone with that name before.
Stranger: my name is you
Stranger: your name is you
Stranger: im so confused
You: I don't know if I can trust you. it says your name is "Strangler" or something like that.
You: That frightens me.
Stranger: your name is stranger
Stranger: not you
Stranger: stop lying, you
Stranger: do u play l4d
You: I thought this is the site that allows me to do my taxes?
Stranger: no
Stranger: dummie
You: You didn't spell "dummy" correctly. Oh, the irony!
Stranger: shutup
Stranger: u
You: v
Stranger: m
You: w
Stranger: This is Sandra from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address.
You: x y z
You: Oh please ban my dynamic IP. By all means.
You: I knew a Sandra once. She was hooked on heroin.
You: She had a club foot and spoke with a lisp.
You: Last I heard, she was working for some software company as a customer support agent.

Stranger: do you like beets?
You: sup
You: Oh HELL YEAH I like beets
Stranger: or bears
Stranger: or battlestar galactica
You: Combine them!
Stranger: the game
You: Bearterstar! RAAAAAAA

You: Guy walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other.
Stranger: ooh joke time
Stranger: anddddd?
You: Yeah, except that I don't know how it ends––that's where the guy falls through the ceiling.
Stranger: ilu <3
You: I should learn better jokes.
Stranger: maybe you should
You: Knock Knock.
Stranger: who's there
You: Sorry, I don't know the rest of that one, either.
Stranger: *facepalms*

?????

You: 9mm or .45
Stranger: .45
You: for defense?
Stranger: oh, umm, yeah .45 all the way
You: finish this word "ARF"
Stranger: "COM"








kidding, but would have been funny

Stranger: do you have breasts?
You: Kind of
You: But I also have a penis
Stranger: gross

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Stranger: WHAT OUTFIT ARE YOU WITH?
You: ALL OF THEM
Stranger: OH SHI-
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