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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - ShamWow dude arrested for beating a prostitute... You can't make this stuff up

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:46:13 PM EDT

For all those in Vince's fan club out there, here's the scoop:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

I'm sure there's a plethora of jokes waiting to be unleashed behind this one

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:46:48 PM EDT

[#1]

if only this was posted earlier

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:46:52 PM EDT

[#2]

Dupe.

Exactly how much makeup does Vince wear when he's starring in his infomercials? He's got Tammy Faye beat!

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:53:37 PM EDT

[#3]

Slap chop; YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:55:24 PM EDT

[#4]

shamdupe, youll be saying dupe all the time

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:57:00 PM EDT

[#5]

Its made in Germany!

look how easy it cleans up this hooker blood!

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:57:29 PM EDT

[#6]

dupe

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:58:19 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Its made in Germany!

look how easy it cleans up this hooker blood!

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:58:41 PM EDT

[#8]

DOUBLE DUPE!

MEGA DUPE!!!

ULTRA DUPE!!!!!

MMMMMMMMONSTER DUPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:58:46 PM EDT

[#9]

Its only on the first page three times right now.

Excellent research.

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:58:47 PM EDT

[#10]

This should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Shamwow was originally designed as a hooker blood removal apparatus.

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:59:24 PM EDT

[#11]

At least the whore was attractive and a female. Better than Charlie Sheen, Hugh Grant and Eddie Murphy could get.

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:00:56 PM EDT

[#12]

Bitch had it coming.

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:01:33 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Bitch had it coming.

she DID bite his tongue.

Mabey she was tryin' to be kinky?

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:11:49 PM EDT

[#14]

He slapped her chops....

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:26:03 PM EDT

[#15]

HE was trying out for a fight club maybe?

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:31:50 PM EDT

[#16]

I guess she didn't like Vince's nuts

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:33:41 PM EDT

[#17]

Holy shit that's awesome...

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:34:47 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

This should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Shamwow was originally designed as a hooker blood removal apparatus.

Maybe that angle will get into the next infomercial...

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:39:37 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Shamwow was originally designed as a hooker blood removal apparatus.

Maybe that angle will get into the next infomercial...

Someone has GOT to parody that... Right... Fucking... Now...

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:42:04 PM EDT

[#20]

That just makes him even MORE badass than we already knew he was

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:44:57 PM EDT

[#21]

It looks like he's wearing a hospital gown in the mug shot.

Posted: 3/28/2009 12:14:38 AM EDT

[#22]

lol

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:11:41 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

I guess she didn't like Vince's nuts

So he gave her a slap-chop.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:22:38 AM EDT

[#24]

He looks ok.He just told me that I would love his nuts on TV. Oohhh now he's chopping garlic.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:32:02 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

At least the whore was attractive and a female. Better than Charlie Sheen, Hugh Grant and Eddie Murphy could get.

Not to bump this dupe thread, but I didn't know this. The other 2 yes, but not Eddie. Huh.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:43:06 AM EDT

[#26]

Hookers dont look that good.

Posted: 3/28/2009 1:47:14 AM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 3/28/2009 2:58:01 AM EDT

[#28]

Eddie Murphy stopped by deputies, transvestite prostitute arrested

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (AP) - Eddie Murphy was pulled over by sheriff's deputies Friday and a cross-dressing prostitute he had picked up was arrested on a prior warrant, authorities said.

No charges were brought against the ''Beverly Hills Cop'' star, and Murphy said Friday he did nothing wrong.

''It wasn't like we drove to some dark spot to do something,'' Murphy told television's ''Entertainment Tonight.''

''It was like they pulled me over, 'That's a hooker. She has warrants. You be careful, Eddie. Go on home,' That's what it was.''

Murphy's attorney told the E! cable channel that the actor stopped to help the prostitute, who seemed ''disjointed'' as he walked along Santa Monica Boulevard at about 4:45 a.m.

After Murphy stopped his car, the prostitute asked for a lift home, said attorney Marty Singer.

''Eddie was shocked to hear he was a transvestite. He thought he was doing someone a favor,'' Singer said.

Murphy was followed by an unmarked sheriff's car that was working in a ''prostitution abatement zone.'' Deputies followed the vehicle for about two miles after Murphy picked up a transvestite prostitute, said Lt. Mike Ford, a sheriff's spokesman.

''Investigation revealed no illegal activity had occurred,'' Ford said.

Posted: 3/28/2009 2:59:31 AM EDT

[#29]

A transsexual prostitute who garnered international headlines when she was arrested in the company of Eddie Murphy in West Hollywood, recently died in a freak accident as she fell while trying to enter the window of a locked apartment.

Atison Ken Seiuli, 21, reportedly was wearing a bra and pants when a neighbor found her lying face down on the sidewalk outside her apartment building near downtown Los Angeles, the New York Post reported.

"It was a very unfortunate accident," the paper quoted Detective Andy Cicoria as saying of the Samoan-American Seiuli. She reportedly changed her sex and was considered female.

Posted: 3/28/2009 3:04:13 AM EDT

[#30]

I'm amazed that the hooker was actually pretty cute looking.

And female.

Posted: 3/28/2009 3:45:18 AM EDT

[#31]

"One bite, two bite, and there... you got tongue salad. It's that easy"

Posted: 3/28/2009 3:49:07 AM EDT

[#32]

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=851159

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