I thought it was pretty good!  Pretty accurate picture too!

   "I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the
light on in the shed. She could see it from the bedroom window. As I looked
for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things.

I phoned the police, but they told me that no one was in the area to help at
this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available.
I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back.

"Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've shot them all."

Within three minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an
Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars
red-handed. One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"

I replied with, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

[:D]

yeah, there was no one avail. cause they didn't want to get hurt... all the "dirty work" was done, time to come in and take some credit for something... [rolleyes]