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Posted: 1/23/2009 10:58:19 PM EDT
Greetings all,

It is with regret that I announce the recent untimely deaths of DK-Prof's beloved girlfriend along with her entire sorority in a mid-air collision. No matter your beliefs, suicide is a terrible thing.














































Last week this helicopter had just delivered it's patient to a hospital in Memphis and was on it's return leg back to Little Rock when near Forrest City it was abruptly introduced to DK-Prof's girlfriend and her immediate family. Helluva place to land, though.

Link Posted: 1/23/2009 10:59:53 PM EDT
[#1]


For a second I was like, DK-Prof's funeral, wtf?
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:00:00 PM EDT
[#2]
Oh you asshole, for a second my heart sank!
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:00:07 PM EDT
[#3]


Especially the XXX Adult world sign.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:01:28 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:


Especially the XXX Adult world sign.


That's what sent me over the edge with the laughing, actually.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:02:24 PM EDT
[#5]
Had to make emergency landing by "XXX Adult World" eh?

Oh, and you do realize that helicopter pilots do not like the expression "chopper"?

It's a "helicopter" or a "rotary winged aircraft" but not a "chopper."
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:02:39 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:02:53 PM EDT
[#7]
Jesus H. Goose.  How many did it hit?  I see at least 4 different locations with birds present.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:03:26 PM EDT
[#8]
I am SO fucking in on this one.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:03:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Had to make emergency landing by "XXX Adult World" eh?

Oh, and you do realize that helicopter pilots do not like the expression "chopper"?

It's a "helicopter" or a "rotary winged aircraft" but not a "chopper."


Duly noted, and edited. Can ya tell I'm not a pilot?
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:04:57 PM EDT
[#10]
You fucker!
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:05:23 PM EDT
[#11]
you need to change the title.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:05:38 PM EDT
[#12]


Glad they were able to land ok!
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:06:07 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
you need to change the title.


Done.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:07:50 PM EDT
[#14]
You bastard!




I seriously just got a sick feeling in my stomach and thought this had really happened, and then the images loaded...




Then I


Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:08:09 PM EDT
[#15]


Never play duck, duck,  GOOSE with a whirly bird!


Thread title is kinda F'd up I would change it.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:09:17 PM EDT
[#16]
comical but ib the title change/lock
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:10:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:

Never play duck, duck,  GOOSE with a whirly bird!


Thread title is kinda F'd up I would change it.


Well, like RyJones above you there... what do ya'll suggest? You can't come with a complaint unless you have a solution.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:11:40 PM EDT
[#18]
Not fucking funny
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:12:05 PM EDT
[#19]
Dk is going to be crushed.

But at least it wont be by a sock drawer.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:13:19 PM EDT
[#20]


Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:16:08 PM EDT
[#21]
I dunno - DK Prof's GF versus helicopter? DK Prof will be crushed to see his dating scene is -4 birds? Here are four birds DK Prof won't be having sex with?

I mean, your thread your title, but posting about funerals and stuff is touching the third rail of taste.

not that fucking birds isn't, but you know, your call

great pictures btw
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:16:19 PM EDT
[#22]
That is NOT going to buff out........!!!
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:16:29 PM EDT
[#23]
I was thinking, "WTF? DK is married and the only way people would make girlfriend jokes would be if.....Oh, right."
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:17:57 PM EDT
[#24]
that left a mark.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:18:15 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Especially the XXX Adult world sign.


That's what sent me over the edge with the laughing, actually.


"Baptist Health MedFlight"

Imagine what that radio call was like.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:20:22 PM EDT
[#26]
Not funny.  [>:/]
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:20:58 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
I was thinking, "WTF? DK is married and the only way people would make girlfriend jokes would be if.....Oh, right."


That was my idea behind the original title. I've edited for the touchy-feely types who won't immediately get it.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:21:46 PM EDT
[#28]
not funny + 1

Edit: better now
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:25:14 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Never play duck, duck,  GOOSE with a whirly bird!


Thread title is kinda F'd up I would change it.


Well, like RyJones above you there... what do ya'll suggest? You can't come with a complaint unless you have a solution.



Not a complaint but I thought this was serious thread Then I lol'd

Just giving you a hard time.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:26:40 PM EDT
[#30]
It was easier for her this way. It's sad she took her sisters with her.                    

Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:28:45 PM EDT
[#31]
With a Bell 205+ would have been fine....

Hate aStars....

Leave it to the French to send over a 3 Bladed Helicopter...

Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:29:57 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Never play duck, duck,  GOOSE with a whirly bird!


Thread title is kinda F'd up I would change it.


Well, like RyJones above you there... what do ya'll suggest? You can't come with a complaint unless you have a solution.



Not a complaint but I thought this was serious thread Then I lol'd

Just giving you a hard time.


It's all good. I just needed a story to attach to the pics, and didn't want to relate it to the big jet crash in NY recently.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:31:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Fuck dude, you scared the ever loving shit out of me
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:35:09 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Fuck dude, you scared the ever loving shit out of me


You shared DK's girlfriend with him too?
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:40:39 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Fuck dude, you scared the ever loving shit out of me


Don't worry, I'm sure there are more Geese in the gaggle....er fish in the pond for you.

Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:42:03 PM EDT
[#36]
make ss

me want wos

some SSS

XXX


Mmmmmmmm....Hnmmmmmmmmmmm


o fuk ...slingblade lies the proooon.!2!
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:42:52 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
make ss

me want wos

some SSS

XXX


Mmmmmmmm....Hnmmmmmmmmmmm


o fuk ...slingblade lies the proooon.!2!


Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:43:02 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fuck dude, you scared the ever loving shit out of me


Don't worry, I'm sure there are more Geese in the gaggle....er fish in the pond for you.



Hey we Canucks don't share the Dane's weird customs.




Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:43:57 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Had to make emergency landing by "XXX Adult World" eh?

Oh, and you do realize that helicopter pilots do not like the expression "chopper"?

It's a "helicopter" or a "rotary winged aircraft" but not a "chopper."


Maybe not, but it sure chopped the hell out of those birds.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:44:31 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Never play duck, duck,  GOOSE with a whirly bird!


Thread title is kinda F'd up I would change it.


Well, like RyJones above you there... what do ya'll suggest? You can't come with a complaint unless you have a solution.



Not a complaint but I thought this was serious thread Then I lol'd

Just giving you a hard time.


It's all good. I just needed a story to attach to the pics, and didn't want to relate it to the big jet crash in NY recently.


The 8th pic would make for a good Aflac spoof.

Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:45:06 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
make ss

me want wos

some SSS

XXX


Mmmmmmmm....Hnmmmmmmmmmmm


o fuk ...slingblade lies the proooon.!2!


What in the holy hell...
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:46:40 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fuck dude, you scared the ever loving shit out of me


Don't worry, I'm sure there are more Geese in the gaggle....er fish in the pond for you.



Hey we Canucks don't share the Dane's weird customs.






OK, granted.

You all seem to have some love/hate thing with Ducks though...
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:46:51 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
make ss

me want wos

some SSS

XXX


Mmmmmmmm....Hnmmmmmmmmmmm


o fuk ...slingblade lies the proooon.!2!


What in the holy hell...


No shit huh? It makes you go all " WTF just happened?" kinda like the Ducks winning The Cup

















Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:47:38 PM EDT
[#44]


Quoted:


make ss



me want wos



some SSS



XXX





Mmmmmmmm....Hnmmmmmmmmmmm





o fuk ...slingblade lies the proooon.!2!


Uhhh
.....



 
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:48:21 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
make ss

me want wos

some SSS

XXX


Mmmmmmmm....Hnmmmmmmmmmmm


o fuk ...slingblade lies the proooon.!2!


Either you forgot to log out and a 3 year old starting banging on the keyboard or you've gone insane.
Link Posted: 1/23/2009 11:57:44 PM EDT
[#46]
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 12:02:29 AM EDT
[#47]
dude, it would have been cheaper to just man up and take the day off instead of staging a near fatal a/c incident!
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 12:06:53 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:



o fuk ...slingblade lies the proooon.!2!


i am tempted to make this my sig .
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 12:09:27 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
make ss

me want wos

some SSS

XXX


Mmmmmmmm....Hnmmmmmmmmmmm


o fuk ...slingblade lies the proooon.!2!


Oh sweet mother of merciful baby Jesus –– WE'VE GOT A DOUBLE EPIC-ER!



Link Posted: 1/24/2009 12:13:47 AM EDT
[#50]
"Adult World XXX" FTW

- Clint
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