Osama Bin Laden - Corpse of the Year

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Posted: 12/24/2001 8:55:02 AM EDT

Alright.....I know it sounds sick......but if anyone were to show him off to the public he might as well be dead.....Might make a good "Say NO to Terrorism" poster.......the remains of some worthless Islamic terrorist............just a thought....

Posted: 12/24/2001 9:16:25 AM EDT

[#1]

I think his corpse should go on tour around the US. Just put him in a glass box and roll his old bones to every city in the country. Hell, you could even make it a carnaval like atmosphere with rides for the kids.

Of course you would have to sell beer and have strippers surrounding the body. Also, the only food that would be allowable for the vendors to sell would be hotdogs and ham sandwiches.

Hopefully as a bonus you could watch Osama roll over in the box.

Posted: 12/24/2001 9:23:01 AM EDT

[#2]

Excellent thoughts........Have Osama's body turning like a giant hot dog at a food vendor. Definitely included a stripper show nearby and cheap beer and free hot sausage.........Have a web cam of the event too so Arabic TV can cover it........Also include some of those carnival shows with fake guns that shoot darts at pictures of
"Most Wanted" Al Queda members at large.............Anyone who turns in relevent information leading to the arrest of a terrorist gets to go home with two strippers of their choice......I think that could work......

Posted: 12/24/2001 9:24:00 AM EDT

[#3]

A local LE buddy was reiterating an idea he heard of cloning him - then you rent the clones out to parties and such - they can kill him over and over again.

Posted: 12/24/2001 9:45:38 AM EDT

[#4]

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A local LE buddy was reiterating an idea he heard of cloning him - then you rent the clones out to parties and such - they can kill him over and over again.

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That is great! Why didn't I think of that? You could surely get $500 a pop for those things and I bet they would be really popular at machinegun shoots! But why stop at Osama? We could have Bill Clinton clones for those wild and crazy bachelor parties or Kofi clones for when you have those nasty disagreements with your neighbors!

Maybe I could get a small business loan and start off in this biz at the ground floor! How much does it take to get into the cloning business these days anyway?

Posted: 12/24/2001 10:06:09 AM EDT

[#5]

Impale his carcass on a stake at the base of the Statue of Liberty.

Posted: 12/25/2001 12:03:56 AM EDT

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A local LE buddy was reiterating an idea he heard of cloning him - then you rent the clones out to parties and such - they can kill him over and over again.

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That is great! Why didn't I think of that? You could surely get $500 a pop for those things and I bet they would be really popular at machinegun shoots! But why stop at Osama? We could have Bill Clinton clones for those wild and crazy bachelor parties or Kofi clones for when you have those nasty disagreements with your neighbors!

Maybe I could get a small business loan and start off in this biz at the ground floor! How much does it take to get into the cloning business these days anyway?

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You guys . . . always cloning around.