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Posted: 12/25/2008 4:08:45 AM EDT
Say it ain't so Santa!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081225/ap_on_re_us/santa_shooting COVINA, Calif. – Police say three people are dead after a man in a Santa Claus suit opened fire at a Christmas Eve party in a home in suburban Los Angeles that subsequently caught fire.
Covina police Lt. Pat Buchanan says the man arrived at the party late Wednesday and immediately opened fire with a handgun. Buchanan says three bodies were found after the fire was put out. He could not say how the fire started or how the three people died. Buchanan says three other people were injured, including two who were shot. He says officers were still hearing gunshots after they arrived and found the house in flames. |
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[Al Pacino]Oh, you don't think you deserve coal? Well, say hello to my little friend!![/Al Pacino]
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There has to be some weird/interesting/complex back story on this one.
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See! I always knew Santa was a fuckin' criminal! The guy has a long record of breaking and entering... |
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See! I always knew Santa was a fuckin' criminal! The guy has a long record of breaking and entering... First thing I read this morning, and already, coffeee all over the monitor. Thanks |
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Ho. Ho. Ho. Time to get jolly on your naughty asses! |
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See! I always knew Santa was a fuckin' criminal! The guy has a long record of breaking and entering... First thing I read this morning, and already, coffeee all over the monitor. Thanks |
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Quoted: Say it ain't so Santa! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081225/ap_on_re_us/santa_shooting He could not say how the fire started or how the three people died. My guess would be fire and/or gunshot wounds. |
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Crazy I lived in Covina when I was a kid! Well, in hindsight, aren't you glad Santa never came to your house? |
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Apparently it was some 45 year old guy and the house belonged to his relatives.
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He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're on the can. He'll hunt you down and blast your ass, from here to Pakistan. Oh, you better not breathe. You better not move. You're better off dead, I'm tellin' you dude. Santa Claus is gunning you down! |
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Sad to say but yes!
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Apparently it was some 45 year old guy and the house belonged to his relatives. This other article includes the relevant tidbit: Police are seeking a man they are calling a person of interest, 45-year-old Bruce Jeffrey Pardo. Buchanan said Pardo is the estranged husband of a person who may have been at the party. Far from the first time an estranged spouse has murdered the other |
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The lesson here is you better have some milk and cookies .... Bitches![
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Latest news is that the bastard offed himself. Too bad he got the order wrong –– should have done himself first.
I am going to a Christmas party later today. No reason for me to be armed, though –– no possibility of ever needing to defend myself at a Christmas party, right? Surely there will not be anybody there with a deranged estranged spouse.... |
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Anyone see the latest CNN article? The last line caught my eye.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/25/santa.shooting/index.html?eref=rss_topstories Police also said they recovered multiple weapons from inside the house.
So they took guns from the victim's house? |
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BOLO: Heavy set white male, wearing red, goes by "Santa", considered armed and dangerous.
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I call BS, firearms are illegal in California...exspecaily L.A.
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Another smashing success of gun control in the PRK.
Guess we'll need to ban murder sprees on xmas day, after all, its for the children |
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HOW could this happen in California , They been controling firearms forever. the bad guys could never get a GUN. Oh wait maybe they can,Because they are BAD GUYS . WOW!!!!!
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HOW could this happen in California , They been controling firearms forever. the bad guys could never get a GUN. Oh wait maybe they can,Because they are BAD GUYS . WOW!!!!! Santa's got elves you know... |
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If you're going to flip out and whack a family around Christmas, you owe it to sick motherfuckers all across the internet to dress up in a Santa Claus suit when you do.
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Weird Al - The night santa went crazy
Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!" The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nick went insane Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!" The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin' in reindeer guts There's the National Guard and the FBI There's a van from the Eyewitness News In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky And the bullets are flying the body count's rising And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?" My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy. Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time In a Federal prison for his infamous crime Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years. But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights. (They talk about) The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped Wo, The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY |
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HOW could this happen in California , They been controling firearms forever. the bad guys could never get a GUN. Oh wait maybe they can,Because they are BAD GUYS . WOW!!!!! Santa's got elves you know... How can the BAD guys get GUNS in California , they been controling the purchace of guns for years . Maybe they can control only the bad guns and not bad people. who knows |
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Man, we need more of this sh*t like a hole in the head (no pun).
It's looking like the script to that movie (IIRC) "Falling Down" ... ... aerospace guy down and out on his luck. Damn it, and he shot an 8 year old. |
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Hmmm.... not so hilarious now is it. It was never funny. |
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