Is there a song that turns you into a "HOTO"

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Is there a song that turns you into a "HOTO"

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:28:33 PM EDT

HOTO = SPANISH FOR FAG

I AM 5'10" 250 LBS. Can bench 300 lbs. and feel comfortable for weeks at a time in the wilderness by myself with a knife and fishing kit. I can replace radiators, starter motors, water pumps, alternators and transmissions. I love Copenhagen and Jack Daniels and Raspy cigars.

"Fridays I'm in Love" by "The Cure" makes me wanna dance like a little faggot.

Anyone else? Come on, I know theres others out there!!

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:31:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/28/2008 8:31:40 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/28/2008 8:32:45 PM EDT

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So, you're gay?

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:32:46 PM EDT

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HOTO = SPANISH FOR FAG

I AM 5'10" 250 LBS. Can bench 300 lbs. and feel comfortable for weeks at a time in the wilderness by myself with a knife and fishing kit. I can replace radiators, starter motors, water pumps, alternators and transmissions. I love Copenhagen and Jack Daniels and Raspy cigars.

"Fridays I'm in Love" by "The Cure" makes me wanna dance like a little faggot.

Anyone else? Come on, I know theres others out there!!

As long as you want to dance like a little faggot and not with I think it's OK.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:33:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/28/2008 8:34:01 PM EDT

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Yep, I knew there be a group out there that is afraid of letting go.

You've dreamt about it, just do it!!

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:34:24 PM EDT

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HOTO = SPANISH FOR FAG

I AM 5'10" 250 LBS. Can bench 300 lbs. and feel comfortable for weeks at a time in the wilderness by myself with a knife and fishing kit. I can replace radiators, starter motors, water pumps, alternators and transmissions. I love Copenhagen and Jack Daniels and Raspy cigars.

"Fridays I'm in Love" by "The Cure" makes me wanna dance like a little faggot.

Anyone else? Come on, I know theres others out there!!

Nope..........wait I meant HELL NO! Must only be you brother.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:34:58 PM EDT

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So, you're gay?

Near as I can understand he's mechanically inclined, reasonably strong and....

...gay.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:35:34 PM EDT

[#9]

la palabra es "joto", maricon.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:35:52 PM EDT

[#10]

It's probably only you. The Cure is a good band, but I don't think it makes guys wanna dance like a fairy.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:36:01 PM EDT

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So, you're gay?

Near as I can understand he's mechanically inclined, reasonably strong and....

...gay.

OMG

Snort.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:36:33 PM EDT

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la palabra es "joto", maricon.

Esto

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:38:53 PM EDT

[#13]

While I don't really have the urge to be gay, I will concede the 80's produced a lot of campy, fun and catchy songs.

(and early 90's.)

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:41:03 PM EDT

[#14]

Oh hell yeah I listen to all kinds of fruity music. I love The Smiths and The Cure is one of my favorite bands.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:41:05 PM EDT

[#15]

joto.

the h in spanish is not pronounced

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:41:40 PM EDT

[#16]

This thread should be deleted and never spoken of again.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:43:05 PM EDT

[#17]

This thread is full of jokla.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:43:13 PM EDT

[#18]

The OP is either a joto or a maricon.

This should "straighten" you out.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:43:17 PM EDT

[#19]

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So, you're gay?

Thats fuckin funny right there, I don't care who you are!
Near as I can understand he's mechanically inclined, reasonably strong and....

...gay.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:43:33 PM EDT

[#20]

These guys can bench 300 lbs too!

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:43:35 PM EDT

[#21]

There are just as many gay men hanging out at the gym benching 300 lbs as there are hanging out at the local community theater. In fact, overcompensation is common.

Do you have fantasies about anal penetration?

If not, you might be OK.

Avoid Miatas and Croc shoes, however - they just may put you over the edge.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:45:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/28/2008 8:45:20 PM EDT

[#23]

Ok what should I listen to next? Judas Priest, Van Halen, or Gun's

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:45:43 PM EDT

[#24]

It's a good song. So no, it doesn't make you gay, cabrón.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:47:52 PM EDT

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Ok what should I listen to next? Judas Priest, Van Halen, or Gun's

C'mon, help!!

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:50:44 PM EDT

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Quoted:
Ok what should I listen to next? Judas Priest, Van Halen, or Gun's

C'mon, help!!

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:50:56 PM EDT

[#27]

I am sorry, but that song is waaay to gay.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:51:55 PM EDT

[#28]

Nothing wrong with The Cure, Smiths, or any other bands mentioned here. I just don't like to dance, much less like a fruitcake. Shit, you're in your house. Do whatever you want. Just know that you're going to get shit for it if you're mentioning here that you're listening to "Goodbye Horses" while doing the tuck.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:52:42 PM EDT

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Ok what should I listen to next? Judas Priest, Van Halen, or Gun's

C'mon, help!!

http://www.stonewallvets.org/images/TheVillagePeople.jpg

That pic is easy t masturbate too!

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:52:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/28/2008 8:54:46 PM EDT

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Ok Gun's is play at high volumew rifhgt now. WTTJ.

Posted: 10/28/2008 8:59:32 PM EDT

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http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg106/evilblackrifle223/batouttahell.jpg

The facial expresions are priceless

Posted: 10/28/2008 9:04:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/28/2008 11:52:29 PM EDT

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I AM 5'10" 250 LBS. Can bench 300 lbs.[img='middle']http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/anim_weightlift.gif[/img] and feel comfortable for weeks at a time in the wilderness by myself with a knife and fishing kit.

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dude... if you want to dance like a little faggot, with THOSE stats, who the hell is gonna stop you?

Just one question: While you are in the wilderness by yourself, you aren't alone on Brokeback Mountain, are you?