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Posted: 10/22/2008 9:11:03 PM EDT
Well, I had some of Larue's Dillo Dust laying around and I decided to give it a try. I read the directions and it said to just rub it on your meat, so I did. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm not happy. Not one bit. I rubbed that stuff into my meat and it was just WAAAY too gritty. I didn't get ANY pleasure from it at all, in fact, it hurt a little bit. I don't know if I was stroking it wrong or what, but it did not feel good at all.


In all honesty, I decided to try it on some chicken and it was damned good. Now I just gotta get some more Larue stuff so I can get more Dillo Dust! Thanks Larue!!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:12:02 PM EDT
[#1]
Just spit in your hand a couple more times, itll really slicken the dust up.  
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:12:38 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Well, I had some of Larue's Dillo Dust laying around and I decided to give it a try. I read the directions and it said to just rub it on your meat, so I did. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm not happy. Not one bit. I rubbed that stuff into my meat and it was just WAAAY too gritty. I didn't get ANY pleasure from it at all, in fact, it hurt a little bit. I don't know if I was stroking it wrong or what, but it did not feel good at all.


In all honesty, I decided to try it on some chicken and it was damned good. Now I just gotta get some more Larue stuff so I can get more Dillo Dust! Thanks Larue!!!


I just got some as well last week. Only had it once, but it was good.
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:13:20 PM EDT
[#3]
You're just not trying hard enough, glue a little onto an orbital sander, talk about perfection.
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:13:37 PM EDT
[#4]
I use dale's seasoning sauce, that stuff right there is the shizernet!
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:14:26 PM EDT
[#5]
you know why i love larue?

i just got an armaddilo in the mail with my order and i didn' have any beer to open with it so i boguht a couple six packs and now im drunk

ill have to try some dillo dust sometime
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:14:39 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Well, I had some of Larue's Dillo Dust laying around and I decided to give it a try. I read the directions and it said to just rub it on your meat, so I did. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm not happy. Not one bit. I rubbed that stuff into my meat and it was just WAAAY too gritty. I didn't get ANY pleasure from it at all, in fact, it hurt a little bit. I don't know if I was stroking it wrong or what, but it did not feel good at all.


That is what the machine gunner's lube is for!
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:16:20 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Well, I had some of Larue's Dillo Dust laying around and I decided to give it a try. I read the directions and it said to just rub it on your meat, so I did. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm not happy. Not one bit. I rubbed that stuff into my meat and it was just WAAAY too gritty. I didn't get ANY pleasure from it at all, in fact, it hurt a little bit. I don't know if I was stroking it wrong or what, but it did not feel good at all.


In all honesty, I decided to try it on some chicken and it was damned good. Now I just gotta get some more Larue stuff so I can get more Dillo Dust! Thanks Larue!!!


Next time try a little olive oil in the mix.  It should help immensely.  
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:18:55 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well, I had some of Larue's Dillo Dust laying around and I decided to give it a try. I read the directions and it said to just rub it on your meat, so I did. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm not happy. Not one bit. I rubbed that stuff into my meat and it was just WAAAY too gritty. I didn't get ANY pleasure from it at all, in fact, it hurt a little bit. I don't know if I was stroking it wrong or what, but it did not feel good at all.


In all honesty, I decided to try it on some chicken and it was damned good. Now I just gotta get some more Larue stuff so I can get more Dillo Dust! Thanks Larue!!!


Next time try a little olive oil in the mix.  It should help immensely.  
thats just...wrong waaay too much information.
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:19:38 PM EDT
[#9]
and people thought my smelly fug thread was bad
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:20:39 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well, I had some of Larue's Dillo Dust laying around and I decided to give it a try. I read the directions and it said to just rub it on your meat, so I did. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm not happy. Not one bit. I rubbed that stuff into my meat and it was just WAAAY too gritty. I didn't get ANY pleasure from it at all, in fact, it hurt a little bit. I don't know if I was stroking it wrong or what, but it did not feel good at all.


In all honesty, I decided to try it on some chicken and it was damned good. Now I just gotta get some more Larue stuff so I can get more Dillo Dust! Thanks Larue!!!


Next time try a little olive oil in the mix.  It should help immensely.  
thats just...wrong waaay too much information.


Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:21:12 PM EDT
[#11]
Mix it with a little honey...
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:24:16 PM EDT
[#12]
I would hate to hear how you utilized the Tactical Beverage Entry Tool.  

Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:46:53 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 9:56:11 PM EDT
[#14]
I have used the Dillo Dust mixed with Flour in a Ziploc bag and dropped in scallops. Shake it up and sear.

I served it over a bed of spinach, covered with balsamic vinegar and bacon pieces.
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 10:01:36 PM EDT
[#15]
LaRue is the most customer service friendly business I have ever dealt with.  They are outstanding!

Mark,

If you are reading this, the tin lid Cope was greatly appreciated
Link Posted: 10/22/2008 10:03:18 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 10/23/2008 3:29:02 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Real men like it gritty.


Link Posted: 10/23/2008 3:32:13 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Real men like it gritty.


oh fuck, he's hardcore!
Link Posted: 10/23/2008 3:35:07 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Real men like it gritty.


That shows you how hardcore Texans are.
Link Posted: 10/23/2008 3:43:17 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
You're just not trying hard enough, glue a little onto an orbital sander, talk about perfection.


There was a classic posting to Totalfark.com by a guy who made his own self-pleasuring device using an orbital sander.

Can't find the picture...
Link Posted: 10/23/2008 3:43:44 AM EDT
[#21]
their customer service is so good I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if mfingar overnights you a few bottles of machine gunner's lube today
Link Posted: 10/23/2008 9:47:04 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
LaRue is the most customer service friendly business I have ever dealt with.  They are outstanding!


Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
Link Posted: 10/23/2008 9:47:53 AM EDT
[#23]
This thread delivers.
Link Posted: 10/23/2008 10:01:20 AM EDT
[#24]
The problem with this, is they can't sell it; something to do with it being a machine shop and not FDA approved or something.

I'm frantically searching for things I can afford to order to get more. haha
Link Posted: 10/23/2008 10:03:39 AM EDT
[#25]
The dillo dust is to be used in conjucture with the combat mixer... figure it out on your own.
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