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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:22:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Is she available?
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:25:08 PM EDT
[#2]
[puke]
Spare us the newlywed melodrama please. |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:27:12 PM EDT
[#3]
As Homer would say "Mmmmm porkchops ".
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:31:17 PM EDT
[#4]
Hey, don't let her talk you into believing that a low meat:veggie ratio is good! You should have FOUR chops on that plate, given the amount of veggies shown. That, or lose one of the veggies.
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:31:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Enjoy it while it lasts
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:32:05 PM EDT
[#6]
I'd be all like:
[b]Woman - them chops ain't gonna get cut up by themselves. Move yo ass![/b] |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:39:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'd be all like: [b]Woman - them chops ain't gonna get cut up by themselves. Move yo ass![/b] You sure you're not a black pimp? Or a least just a pimp? |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:47:25 PM EDT
[#8]
Yeah, they all start out that way. After the honeymoon is over and she gets up around 300 lbs then you'll be lucky if ya get a quarter full bag of cheetos thrown at ya. Need something to drink honey? Use the bean can in the bathroom and get ya a drink out of the toilet. Be sure to flush first! Love ya! I wish you could make more money!
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:49:40 PM EDT
[#9]
At least your plate isn't chipped.....
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:50:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: Enjoy it while it lasts HEHEHEHE |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:52:53 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: Quoted: I'd be all like: [b]Woman - them chops ain't gonna get cut up by themselves. Move yo ass![/b] You sure you're not a black pimp? Or a least just a pimp? Nope. I'm just single. Say... Can someone tell me what that thing under the fork is? It looks like folded paper or somehing. |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:53:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: Yeah, they all start out that way. After the honeymoon is over and she gets up around 300 lbs then you'll be lucky if ya get a quarter full bag of cheetos thrown at ya. Need something to drink honey? Use the bean can in the bathroom and get ya a drink out of the toilet. Be sure to flush first! Love ya! I wish you could make more money! Ain't that the truth. But you forgot to mention about the sex going away with the 300 lbs. |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:59:57 PM EDT
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JACKSON: "I don't dig on swine." TRAVOLTA: "Why not, bacon tastes good...porkchops taste good..." JACKSON: "A pig is a filthy animal...Pigs sleep and brood in their own [email protected] don't eat no animal that doesn't have sense enough not to sleep in its own sh!@..."
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Posted: 12/10/2001 7:01:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Surprise surprise[gomerlike],when the coochie'coo stops then you'll see what it is really like.......... I pity you.....
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Posted: 12/10/2001 7:08:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: Quoted: Enjoy it while it lasts HEHEHEHE |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 7:13:09 PM EDT
[#16]
It's a trap! [dracula]
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Posted: 12/10/2001 7:27:05 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: Quoted: Yeah, they all start out that way. After the honeymoon is over and she gets up around 300 lbs then you'll be lucky if ya get a quarter full bag of cheetos thrown at ya. Need something to drink honey? Use the bean can in the bathroom and get ya a drink out of the toilet. Be sure to flush first! Love ya! I wish you could make more money! Ain't that the truth. But you forgot to mention about the sex going away with the 300 lbs. |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 7:34:35 PM EDT
[#18]
Damn, and I thought you were going to show us fresh grilled Bambi burgers. [:(]
At least, maybe, a Rudolph roast would be appropriate for the season right? [img]http://www.ar15.com/forums/images/smiles/smiley_santa.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 8:14:10 PM EDT
[#19]
[b]Can you spell p*ssywhipped?[/b]
In a year from now, you're going to be wearing the apron, cleaning the dishes, and eating in the maids quarters...while she's entertaining the guests [:D] Best Wishes! |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 8:27:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: [b]Can you spell p*ssywhipped?[/b] In a year from now, you're going to be wearing the apron, cleaning the dishes, and eating in the maids quarters...while she's entertaining the guests [:D] Best Wishes! If it were only that good... [:(] |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 8:27:58 PM EDT
[#21]
Lipitor!
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Posted: 12/10/2001 8:33:48 PM EDT
[#22]
shooter, pay no attention to all of the jaded, bitter old divorced guys here. Married life rules. Here's to many happy years with your sweet lovely bride!
[beer] -kill-9 |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 10:11:09 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: Hey, don't let her talk you into believing that a low meat:veggie ratio is good! You should have FOUR chops on that plate, given the amount of veggies shown. That, or lose one of the veggies. May I remind you (and this is for Lordtrader again)... [%|] [img]http://www.ecis.com/~weasel/temp/sprouts.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 1:32:17 AM EDT
[#24]
Dump that bowl of sprouts on Shooters plate!!!!!!! Man, 5:20 AM and I'm starving.GOOD EATS!
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Posted: 12/11/2001 1:40:11 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: Hey, don't let her talk you into believing that a low meat:veggie ratio is good! You should have FOUR chops on that plate, given the amount of veggies shown. That, or lose one of the veggies. I second that! Tyler |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 3:55:56 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'd be all like: [b]Woman - them chops ain't gonna get cut up by themselves. Move yo ass![/b] You sure you're not a black pimp? Or a least just a pimp? Nope. I'm just single. . Really?? I woulda thunk some little love bunny woulda scooped you up by now. [}:D] |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 4:41:29 AM EDT
[#27]
How long have you been married?[:)]
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Posted: 12/11/2001 5:54:48 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: JACKSON: "I don't dig on swine." TRAVOLTA: "Why not, bacon tastes good...porkchops taste good..." JACKSON: "A pig is a filthy animal...Pigs sleep and brood in their own [email protected] don't eat no animal that doesn't have sense enough not to sleep in its own sh!@..." "So a rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd wouldn't know 'cause I'd never eat the filthy mothafucka..." |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 8:57:51 AM EDT
[#29]
A condemed man's last meal, while tasty, still comes with a few drawbacks.
Remember that yummy porkchop while you sit home rubbing her fat feet as your buds go shooting. That meal and dozens like it will cost you a hundred pairs of shoes and a truck load of tampons in the next 7 years. If she turns up pregnant, kiss your shooting good bye. Nearly every woman that says otherwise is a liar. Call next year and we can compair wallets and gun collections. Both of mine are full and healthy. I get more leg in a month than most married guys get in a year. Fact of life, I'll eat my own cooking forever because I'll never get married again.(last night I had onion meatloaf, steamed carrots and fresh baked rolls, I can actually cook) I am off to New Orleans this February and it's not for a Valentine. |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 9:31:59 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: A condemed man's last meal, while tasty, still comes with a few drawbacks. Remember that yummy porkchop while you sit home rubbing her fat feet as your buds go shooting. That meal and dozens like it will cost you a hundred pairs of shoes and a truck load of tampons in the next 7 years. If she turns up pregnant, kiss your shooting good bye. Nearly every woman that says otherwise is a liar. Call next year and we can compair wallets and gun collections. Both of mine are full and healthy. I get more leg in a month than most married guys get in a year. Fact of life, I'll eat my own cooking forever because I'll never get married again.(last night I had onion meatloaf, steamed carrots and fresh baked rolls, I can actually cook) I am off to New Orleans this February and it's not for a Valentine. |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 9:55:43 AM EDT
[#31]
Man, you guys are vicious!
Dolomite, its a serviette, I heard that once in Canada. |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 10:04:53 AM EDT
[#32]
Deadeye47,
Vegas?!.........try Europe....the best variety for a 100 DM....... |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 10:08:19 AM EDT
[#33]
In 6 months you will have cheap (if any) beer, served with mac n cheese. [;D]
Ropes |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 10:19:49 AM EDT
[#34]
That pic of the brussel sprouts makes me gag![v]
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Posted: 12/11/2001 11:16:22 AM EDT
[#35]
Been married 3 years, and the meals are still like the one you showed (even gotten better!). Hope you're as lucky. Even 3 kids hasn't decreased the quality of the meals, just increased the amount.
Dolomite, I can't imagine why you're still single... [:D] |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 11:24:40 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: JACKSON: "I don't dig on swine." TRAVOLTA: "Why not, bacon tastes good...porkchops taste good..." JACKSON: "A pig is a filthy animal...Pigs sleep and brood in their own [email protected] don't eat no animal that doesn't have sense enough not to sleep in its own sh!@..." This is just wrong. Given sufficient room, all the pigs will do their business in a single spot. They don't care particularly for mud dirt or crud any more than most people. Trust me, I've cleaned out pens for THOUSANDS of hogs in my day. I'd rather hangout with a couple hundred pigs than a random selection of a couple hundred people. Pigs are better company, and smarter, too. |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 11:28:53 AM EDT
[#37]
Damn Hollywood!
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Posted: 12/11/2001 1:13:21 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: A condemed man's last meal, while tasty, still comes with a few drawbacks. Remember that yummy porkchop while you sit home rubbing her fat feet as your buds go shooting. That meal and dozens like it will cost you a hundred pairs of shoes and a truck load of tampons in the next 7 years. If she turns up pregnant, kiss your shooting good bye. Nearly every woman that says otherwise is a liar. Call next year and we can compair wallets and gun collections. Both of mine are full and healthy. I get more leg in a month than most married guys get in a year. Fact of life, I'll eat my own cooking forever because I'll never get married again.(last night I had onion meatloaf, steamed carrots and fresh baked rolls, I can actually cook) I am off to New Orleans this February and it's not for a Valentine. It's painfully obvious why you are the "lonegunman". I've been married for over 7 years and even have a new 9 month old son. My gun safe is full and the UPS man even dropped off my latest shipment of 2700 rounds of .223 from Sportsmans Guide yesterday. I shoot, on average, 3 weekends out of the month which is plenty for me. My wife supports my hobby because she knows I love it and am good at it. She holds nothing back from me. You simply have been sniffin' around the wrong tails. [edited for me grammar] |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 2:32:11 PM EDT
[#39]
Well that's just great. Had Brussel sprouts last night. Ate almost the whole dish full when the kids turned their noses up.
And DVDT goes and posts that pic AGAIN. Worked just like the first time. ALL SALIVARY GLANDS SECRETE! Got a green veggie jones. [X] Honey, we got any more sprouts?? [^] |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 4:18:18 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted: Yeah, they all start out that way. After the honeymoon is over and she gets up around 300 lbs . . . Auuuugh! You've been spying on my life!?!?!? [shock] |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 4:32:31 PM EDT
[#41]
tonite was baked butter chicken breasts dipped in beaten egg, rolled in crushed up butter crackers, mashed potatoes, steamed green beans, gravy, chocolate mint pie.
mmmm, mmmm, good!! [beer] |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 5:45:48 PM EDT
[#42]
Hey Shooter65... Don't let 'em get you down. They are mostly just hungry!!! I have been married to my junior highschool sweetheart for 33 years, and she *still* fixes me meals like that! In fact, I have to actually force her not to cook....
And as for the cost of the missus... well, she does, and always has, make more $$$ than I do. Not that I am a "kept man" mind you. I do have to work. But she's a great cook, a wonderful friend and a good lover in the sack! Wish all of you could be so lucky!!! ARnSC |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 6:34:24 PM EDT
[#43]
Some of you have had a tough time with women. I've been married 20 yrs, have a safe full of guns, wife still works, still cooks, still gets nekkid for me. I get to shoot whenever I like, guns shows with a few K of $$ in my pocket, hunting trips, road trips to Knob Creek, ect.... I'll admit, it's not *always* good times. |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 9:10:26 PM EDT
[#44]
Gee just 2700 rounds? I have a GUNROOM and a full garage. I also have another garage and a car out front. I got a nice hummer from a lovely dental hygenist tonight.
Yes it was a crappy marriage but these days its smoking. [:D] |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 7:36:49 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted: Gee just 2700 rounds? I have a GUNROOM and a full garage. I also have another garage and a car out front. I got a nice hummer from a lovely dental hygenist tonight. Yes it was a crappy marriage but these days its smoking. [:D] Yeah, just 2700 to add to the last 2700 that hit my doorstep 3 months ago [V]. So, I guess that we can agree that we both have toys and are happy [:D]. Dental Hygenist, eh? Did you tell her that she had the whitest teeth that you ever came across?[;D] |
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