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Posted: 12/8/2001 10:23:32 AM EDT
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Oy! Vey ist mir!
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Posted: 12/8/2001 11:40:17 AM EDT
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Two old Jewish ladies had just returned from a resort in the Catskills and were telling their friends about it.
"Oy! Such bad food!" said one. "Yes, and such small portions, too!" said the other. [:D] |
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Posted: 12/8/2001 5:42:17 PM EDT
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Moe and Abe are in their 60's and in Miami, Moe says, My warehouse burned down and I took the insurance and retired here.
Abe says, I had a flood and took the insurance money and retired here. Moe says, Abe, how do you start a flood? I heard that at Shul |
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Posted: 12/9/2001 8:20:18 AM EDT
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From my former boss who is Jewish:
What is a Jewish dilemma ??? Bacon at a penny a pound. Jay Arizona |
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Posted: 12/9/2001 8:25:28 AM EDT
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JEWISH Lightening - a $250,000 insurance policy rubbing against a $100,000 building.
Husband to his Princess "What did you make for dinner?" And the Princess replied "Reservations." |
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Posted: 12/9/2001 8:41:46 AM EDT
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A catholic priest and a Rabbi are driving down the road and pass a little boy.
The priest says " hey, see that little boy? Let's pull over and F**k him" The Rabbi said " out of what?" |
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Posted: 12/9/2001 8:47:16 AM EDT
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Did you hear the one about the goy that got into heaven?
Yeah, thats a funny one ! |
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Posted: 12/9/2001 9:47:25 AM EDT
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Little Benjamin asks his father, "Father, can I have twenty dollars?"
His father replies, "Ten dollars? What do want five dollars for?" |
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Posted: 12/9/2001 9:59:40 AM EDT
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Did you hear about the new Jewish tire?
It's called the Firestein. Stops on a dime. Then rolls back to pick it up. |
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Posted: 12/9/2001 10:50:42 PM EDT
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I hear that wire was invented when 2 jews found the same penny. [uzi]
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Posted: 12/9/2001 11:22:22 PM EDT
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A raabi, a priest and a redneck walked into a bar. Tha bartender said "what is this a f^%king joke?"
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Posted: 12/10/2001 7:59:08 AM EDT
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The little Shlomo sit on the table and his father Motele says to him: "Jump from the table. I'll catch you before you touch the ground."
The little Shlomo is scared to jump from such a height, but after the insistence of the father he decides to go. He jumps, the father doesn't move, and the son hit heavily the ground. "Dad!!! Why didn't you take me? I was trusting you!!!" says the little child. And the father: "First lesson, my son: don't trust anyone..." |
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