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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:27:21 PM EDT
So, tonight I got to meet my five year old's playmate's mother.
I chewed her(the playmate's) butt for showing little man her 'boobs', while chewing my son for 'pantsing' her. I sent the girl home, and took the boy to the bathroom and warmed his bottom. Went to the kitchen and mixed a drink in an Arfcom tumbler. doorbell rings. mad mom... "my daughter says you yelled at her!" yep. told her to not flash my boy again. her:  completely innocent crap here... she is six or seven, my boy is five. He has been his older sister's favorite for many years and is not bashful around the ladies. funny stuff, being a dad. Discussing appropriate age for 'hooter baring' with the gal's mom... knowing it is a little early. Talk about gear grinding. |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:29:57 PM EDT
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I'm confused. I saw playmate, but I don't think it was I was looking for.
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:31:08 PM EDT
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"yep. told her to not flash my boy again."
Haha, I can't imagine the look on her face 
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:31:28 PM EDT
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Damn, I wish I got flashed at that age
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:31:55 PM EDT
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Ask her to show you hers or she's getting pants'd herself
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:32:31 PM EDT
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You should find out if thats a trait inherited from her mom.
 
 Quite the appropriate user name. |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:35:45 PM EDT
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Yeah, Pics of mom or ban 
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:36:20 PM EDT
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What are the ingredients to an Arfcom tumbler?
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:37:17 PM EDT
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MILF Pic or ban.
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:37:43 PM EDT
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Milf, Jack Daniels, Camera and MS paint
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:38:07 PM EDT
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Correct answer. |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:39:04 PM EDT
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Did you ask mom to show her the proper technique.
For scientific purposes only mind you. |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:39:19 PM EDT
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Was the mom hot ?
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:39:22 PM EDT
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Scotch, vodka, and more scotch. Served on the rocks. And by rocks I mean actual rocks. |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:39:43 PM EDT
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oh, I am SO in on this thread!
IM pics or ban! |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:39:45 PM EDT
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we have a winner. LMAO. |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:41:38 PM EDT
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Man, thats funny... |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:41:43 PM EDT
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Your post is a touch confusing. Something about underage kids stripping. I'm not sure that is legal.
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:41:50 PM EDT
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This. |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:42:20 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:42:26 PM EDT
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W....T....F...? kids flashing each other?? |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 4:47:55 PM EDT
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at least you know your son is NOT gay!
  
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Posted: 9/3/2008 5:40:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:05:16 PM EDT
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  I am so ashamed. I love the boobs, and especially stranger's boobs. buttttttttttt..... I am a pretty married guy. The thought passed through my mind, I can't lie, as she had a pulse and all, and she was here. Her husband is in the military and is over seas. (the ranger don't do that... ever) I told her that "if she needed something... the kind of thing that she needed a man to do for her... I was there for her." I didn't take a breath as I followed up with: "So, when you need a guy who is very married, and totally not interested at all... get with my wife and we will both come down and help you out."...  |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:15:55 PM EDT
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I don't necessarily see a problem with that. It happens a lot more than you would think You never played Doctor? |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:16:54 PM EDT
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Flip Wilson:
little girl to boy: "Can I touch it?" little boy to little girl: "HECK NO!! you done already broke yours off!!!!" |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:29:47 PM EDT
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Pretty normal stuff....and just like nose picking, thumb sucking, and nail chewing you have to teach them that it is inappropriate.....except in Nawlins. |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:35:28 PM EDT
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The bride came home and I gave her the news.
She gave me some news too. It seems that little gal was showing the boys (not only my little man) the ''down under" I am pissed... not sure who at. My son, will (obviously) be a chaser of pie for the rest of his life. I don't want him to start now. He can chase frogs and snakes for a few more years before the pie muddles his mind. (this sucks) |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:37:58 PM EDT
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I wouldn't worry about it. I don't think that at that age he really thinks about it in a sexual manner. He's just curious about what girls look like. |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:39:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2008 6:59:50 PM EDT
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cumming from a gi who lives in Pt St. Looosey.  don't know if this works ...  ETA: yep, I am a geeky ranger when I can write in my own smilies,. FU rexy,,, I am going to send him down your way as soon as your girl can crawl. Fucking asshole, I wonder, at times like this, why I like you at all. I am hurting here,,, and all you guys like you can do is hurt me more, and more, and keep on doing it, until I like it. YOU BASTARD! |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 7:35:05 PM EDT
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Kids don't understand what we call modesty until that are 5 or 6..  which is the age of the little girl... 
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Posted: 9/3/2008 7:45:36 PM EDT
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They are tiny kids... my boy is five, the gal is 7-8. little kids
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Posted: 9/4/2008 5:28:21 AM EDT
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COMPLETELY NORMAL. My cousin used to stick tennis balls in here shirt to pretend she had breasts and walk up to men (when she was only 7 or 8) with her hips all waggling and one hand on her hip. Men would laugh and give her a wide berth.
But, children around five play the "show me yours and I'll show you mine" game all the time. Don't be surprised if you find a boy showing another boy his business. This is not a big deal. One should probably approach this with gentle humor. For all you know, freaking out and sending the little girl home just convinced your boy that there is something wrong with the female body. I suppose that is NOT what you intended. 
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