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Posted: 9/2/2008 9:37:23 AM EDT
Start your reply with "I read on HuffingtonPost.com that..."
Like so: I read on HuffingtonPost.com that in 2000 when Sarah Palin was mayor she used the Alaskan HAARP array to sink the Kursk! Might as well have fun with some of the crack-pot theories that the libs are spewing! |
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Most politicians have baggage.
Most women have baggage. Sarah Palin will have baggage. Nothing will be so severe that it causes me to vote for Obama. |
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"I read on HuffingtonPost.com that she has AIDS, she has AIDS... POLAR BEAR AIDS!!!!!"
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Not the good kind of AIDS that deserves billions of dollars of tax money thrown at it, but the bad kind of AIDS that only conservatives get because they deserve it. |
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Sarah Palin actually Pees SITTING DOWN!!. Everyone knows REAL political Women like Hillary use Urinals to show their independence.
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And I have yet to get better. |
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I read on the Huffington Post that Sarah Palin and her environmental policies are personally responsible for the extinction of penguins in Alaska.
I'm about 90% certain that I could get the MSM to pick that story up. |
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I read on HuffingtonPost.com that Palin shoots baby seals with her AR46 Assault Rifle Automatic Machine Gun and bayonets illegals and then uses the shoulder thing that goes up to hate black people. And she goes to a different church than me.
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The KRUSK? Didn't that sink in the MED? |
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I read on the Huffington Post that Sarah Palin cut the tags off of her mattresses.
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I get it. |
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I just overheard a co-worker/Osama supporter talking about her husband getting a DUI a few years back. It'd be real interesting for them to try and make something out of that given that Osama himself admitted to cocaine use. Somehow it strikes me as fundamentally worse that the leader of the free world admits to cocaine use than the VP's hubby getting a DUI. Then again, I never drank the cool-aid.
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I read on the Huffington Post that Palin had an argument with a jilted ex when she was 24 and threw a pan.
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Serious answer:
Alaska Independent Party is warming up in the bull pen as we speak....then Troopergate...followed by Pat Buchanun endorsement.... |
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Epic win |
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Yes, a few years ago.....if by few you mean 24. |
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I read on HuffingtonPost.com that Sarah Palin is responsible for male pattern baldness.
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I heard on Drudge that the ex has some "big titty-spead cheeky" pics that he took back when they actually got along. |
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Off to Drudge, brbkthx |
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I read on the Huffington Post that Sarah Palin's nomination last week resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of kittens at the hands of ARFCOM members.
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I read on the huffington post that My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Sarah Palin pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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I read on the Huffington Post that Sarah Palin use to be a man and was called Michael - and used to work for a British comedy group, until he had a secret sex-change operation in Sweden.
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made ya look! |
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I read on HuffingtonPost.com that she kills little kittens and uses their skins to stuff into her jacket while watching her son's hockey games so she stays warm.
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I wonder what those two guys in the background of the second pic are saying.... |
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And, of course, the headline I'm surprised we haven't already seen...
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Dont give them ideas. |
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Where did you find that!? LOL!!! Need a link. |
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Probably the same thing you and I would say if we were in their position... |
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Actually, that kind of attack woudl be AWESOME, becuase it would put a lot more PUMAs over the edge and into the McCain camp. |
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Given that I just made it up, it would be tough to link. |
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Very funny!!!! That's like Onion, or Scrappleface material. |
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Well, in all honesty the leftist media just makes up about half of what they print so it is a fair question. |
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The scary thing is that while my 2nd post in this thread is pretty clearly a joke, my first post would actually be believed by a large number of people, if it just appeared as a MSM news story.
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Not to mention the fact that enough people would cry about it untill the Gov't did a multi-billion taxpayer dollar study about the lack of penquins in AK. |
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If you're trying to grammer nazi me you failed, its spelled correctly, K-U-R-S-K en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_submarine_Kursk And it doesn't matter where it sank, the HAARP can reach anywhere in the world, mwahahahahaha! |
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And then build a "native Alaskan Penguin" habitat in the middle of ANWR |
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And the results would be crated up and buried right next to the Ark of the Covenant in that huge warehouse, but Republicans would still get the blame for it all. |
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That is clearly the 'Hey, Check her out' lean. |
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Second pic. Look at the 2 dudes in the background. Wonder what they're saying? EDIT: Damnit, beaten again! |
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"I read on HuffingtonPost.com that...Sarah Palin gave a dutch oven to a penguin"
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After watching P. Diddy's video attacking her, she said......
"I'll have a Coke." |
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A whole lot of women are infuriated by these ridiculous attacks on her. I hope that the main scum media keep them up. BTW she probably should have a sex vid leak out like Paris did. That seemed to make her more popular. I volunteer to help her make it.
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i know, i know no penguins |
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