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Posted: 8/22/2008 9:52:11 AM EDT

So one of my employees came into work late crying hysterically this morning. I could hear it all the way down the hall. I was concerned someone died or something so ran to her office to check on her. She was balling and tiring to catch her breath, I oh my God is everything all right? She caught her breath and said....

I....I....I.....hit a cat on my way to work this morning... then started balling...

I thought her kid had died

I find out from another girl that she chased a cop down and told him what had happened. The cat came out of the woods on an interstate exit ramp. It was probably Ferrel!

She kept on crying until like 11:00 am and I went in her office and it started again!!

I went outside and took a picture of her car and sent her this pic, I hope it will make her laugh, what do you think?

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:53:14 AM EDT

[#1]

she's going to get you fired!

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:53:20 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:53:49 AM EDT

[#3]

I think its perfect..

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:53:57 AM EDT

[#4]

You sir are a cold heartless bastard.
SEND IT NOW.

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:54:20 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
So one of my employees came into work late crying hysterically this morning. I could hear it all the way down the hall. I was concerned someone died or something so ran to her office to check on her. She was balling and tiring to catch her breath, I oh my God is everything all right? She caught her breath and said....

I....I....I.....hit a cat on my way to work this morning... then started balling...

I thought her kid had died

I find out from another girl that she chased a cop down and told him what had happened. The cat came out of the woods on an interstate exit ramp. It was probably Ferrel!

She kept on crying until like 11:00 am and I went in her office and it started again!!

I went outside and took a picture of her car and sent her this pic, I hope it will make her laugh, what do you think?

i12.photobucket.com/albums/a212/alexmartinjr/free-cat-bulr.jpg

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:54:30 AM EDT

[#6]

Unwise but pretty damn hilarious. You may push her over the edge with that.

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:54:41 AM EDT

[#7]

You are a cruel, cruel person. I like it.

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:55:03 AM EDT

[#8]

If I were a boss, I would have sent her ass home.

Crying until 11?

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:55:10 AM EDT

[#9]

That's pure evil genius!

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:55:23 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
... then started balling...

You took advantage of her while she was down?

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:55:33 AM EDT

[#11]

You, sir, are a model of compassion and kindness. Yes, indeed.

-Mark

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:55:47 AM EDT

[#12]

That's just not right

, what don't you drive out, just scoop up the dead cat and leave it on her windshield.

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:55:49 AM EDT

[#13]

Is she hot?
Life hands you lemons...

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:56:06 AM EDT

[#14]

Wait...she hit Will Ferrel?

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:56:17 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
she's going to get you fired!

I doubt that she is the wife of one of my friends and I own the company.

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:56:57 AM EDT

[#16]

Dead cats are the best kind.

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:57:17 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Wait...she hit Will Ferrel?

I hope so. He gets on my nerves.

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:57:53 AM EDT

[#18]

"bawling"

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:58:19 AM EDT

[#19]

Ok she saw the pic and she did laugh. I showed everyone at work.

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:59:30 AM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 8/22/2008 9:59:31 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
"bawling"

Yeah that too

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:02:45 AM EDT

[#22]

i think he said " HE WAS the EMPLOYER" !!! now make up a poster of a missing kitty with a picture of two little kids missing their little Muffy. tell her the poster was on a telephone pole. but put YOUR cell or home phone number to call if Muffy is found. if/when she calls threaten her with civil action now that you got her number on caller ID. or you can also make her buy you lunch by telling her you're gonna call that number and tell them who she is and what she did to poor little Muffy!!! hehehe

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:03:28 AM EDT

[#23]

Wow, that was great...

I have a co-worker like that, but instead of having a sense of humor, shes a bitch.

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:06:23 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
she's going to get you fired!

I doubt that she is the wife of one of my friends and I own the company.

Good to be king

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:09:39 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
If I were a boss, I would have sent her ass home.

Crying until 11?

Not constantly just on and off, because of the "incident" she did not make it in until 10am anyway..

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:11:25 AM EDT

[#26]

Well played sir......well played

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:13:31 AM EDT

[#27]

<>

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:15:25 AM EDT

[#28]

i love cats and your pchop still has me pissing myself laughing

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:16:52 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

if you are saying that is the pic you took this morning...

I took the pic of her car and photochopted to the cat one

Everybody else got it, geez drink some coffee and catch up

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:18:30 AM EDT

[#30]

I'd send it.

I also have little patience for liberals, stupid people and whiners.

I nailed a cat a few months back. Heard its head bounce off the skid plate. I was saying don't do it, don't do it as it started to dart out. It did anyway. Stupid cat.

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:20:02 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

if you are saying that is the pic you took this morning...

I took the pic of her car and photochopted to the cat one

Everybody else got it, geez drink some coffee and catch up

sorry
I have a headache

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:21:44 AM EDT

[#32]

You sir are freaking awesome.

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:24:24 AM EDT

[#33]

What a bunch of dicks.

Can't you guys show any sympathy for a woman who is obviously feeling extremely guilty about killing a cat?

Sure it's irrational, but we're talking about a woman. I personally hate to see women cry, regardless of the reason. Maybe that's because I was brought up to understand that women are the weaker sex and that they need to be revered, nurtured and protected by men.

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:26:22 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Ok she saw the pic and she did laugh. I showed everyone at work.

Do you happen to have any openings. Your are my type of boss....

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:28:26 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Wait...she hit Will Ferrel?

No, can't you read? It was Will Ferrel's cat.

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:29:15 AM EDT

[#36]

Buy her one of these:

Earl the Dead Cat

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:29:20 AM EDT

[#37]

motown_steve for Vice President.

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:30:04 AM EDT

[#38]

Oh no.

I hope you don't work at UVA and it wasn't my leftie/vegan/hoplophobe/nutjob girlfriend...

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:32:54 AM EDT

[#39]

nah, don't send that pic.

Just tell her the next time she's crying that that cat sure made a mighty tastey sandwich.

It's all in the spices

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:34:51 AM EDT

[#40]

I wouldn't send her that. Don't be a dick. Some women are pretty sensitive about things like that. Yes she went over the top but why encourage it to get worse ?

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:36:25 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
What a bunch of dicks.

Can't you guys show any sympathy for a woman who is obviously feeling extremely guilty about killing a cat?

Sure it's irrational, but we're talking about a woman. I personally hate to see women cry, regardless of the reason. Maybe that's because I was brought up to understand that women are the weaker sex and that they need to be revered, nurtured and protected by men.

+1

If my wife hit a cat she would be upset. I guarantee at least some of your wives would be the same. Would you want some guy to do that do your wife ?

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:37:05 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
What a bunch of dicks.

Can't you guys show any sympathy for a woman who is obviously feeling extremely guilty about killing a cat?

Sure it's irrational, but we're talking about a woman. I personally hate to see women cry, regardless of the reason. Maybe that's because I was brought up to understand that women are the weaker sex and that they need to be revered, nurtured and protected by men.

+1

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:37:24 AM EDT

[#43]

First, set up web cams in her office, and yours...

hit record...

Then send it.

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:38:39 AM EDT

[#44]

I ALREADY SENT IT AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!!! PLEASE READ THE WHOLE POST!!! She even forwarded it to her friends and is in a better mood

Again this is a wife of my friend, I know here enough not to do something that would upset her even more!

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:39:04 AM EDT

[#45]

Why are people saying "don't send it"? He already did and she already responded. It's in the thread.

ETA: Damn the OP already pointed it out as I typed that. I am teh slow.

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:43:37 AM EDT

[#46]

Posted: 8/22/2008 10:46:28 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What a bunch of dicks.

Can't you guys show any sympathy for a woman who is obviously feeling extremely guilty about killing a cat?

Sure it's irrational, but we're talking about a woman. I personally hate to see women cry, regardless of the reason. Maybe that's because I was brought up to understand that women are the weaker sex and that they need to be revered, nurtured and ~~protected~~ fucked by men.

+1

fixed it.