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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:24:02 PM EDT
I've posted about my neighborhood kids before.
Most of the worst have moved away. The one that will end up growing up to be a thug... I've tried to stay on good terms with. I've worked on his minibike, and given him tools so he can work on it himself when I'm not around. Last week he came over for help, and I noticed a lump on his forehead. I assumed it was an infected zit or something. No big deal. He mentioned he traded an iPod for a paintball gun. Again, I'm on good terms with him so MY house doesn't get custom polka dots overnight. And I'm sure the iPod was stolen to begin with. whatever. Today he came over. I asked if he had gotten into trouble with the paintball gun yet. He said the police chased him and his friends in their car, and another car. But they all got away. He said they were shooting their paintball gun at this other car, who was shooting at them with a BB-gun. He claimed every window was shot out of the car he was riding in, but he ducked. When he poked his head up, he got shot in the forehead. I said "yeah, right. Will a magnet stick to it?" He said no. So I called bullshit. He insisted, so I got a magnet from a computer hard drive. Sure as shit, it stuck hard and fast. I about fell off my deck laughing. He wanted to know if the Walk-In clinic would remove it. "not without asking a bunch of questions that you don't want to answer. They'll probably call the police and report a shooting. You'd be better off keeping it where it is." I gave him the magnet and told him if he kept it stuck to the BB, it would eventually pull the BB through the skin. When he left, he was wearing the magnet. 
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:25:49 PM EDT
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 EPIC!! |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:26:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Yet another contributor to society.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:27:12 PM EDT
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Hope and Change.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:27:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:27:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:27:33 PM EDT
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In.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:27:37 PM EDT
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That is one way to remove a bb.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:27:42 PM EDT
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You will be assimilated.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:27:48 PM EDT
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Great! Way to start a new fashion trend.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:27:52 PM EDT
[#10]
spend more time with your friend.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:28:03 PM EDT
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In on one.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:28:23 PM EDT
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OMG....
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:28:24 PM EDT
[#13]
did you warn him the magnet would erase everything in his brain?
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:28:26 PM EDT
[#14]
The pic is classic!
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:29:05 PM EDT
[#15]
Awsome, big thumbs up for the pics too.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:29:40 PM EDT
[#16]
That's some funny shit.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:30:02 PM EDT
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I don't know what to say other than
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:30:17 PM EDT
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That is the funniest story I have heard on ARFCOM in a long time!
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:30:32 PM EDT
[#19]
In
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:30:35 PM EDT
[#20]
That pic could easily end up becoming an internet classic.
CJ |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:31:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Haha! What a role model.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:31:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:31:41 PM EDT
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in on 1
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:31:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:32:11 PM EDT
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WOW
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:32:48 PM EDT
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Bwahahaha .. now that's just funny!
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:33:01 PM EDT
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Classic pic...BUT..sounds like you have an oppurtinty to help somebody that perhaps is without guidance otherwise.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:33:03 PM EDT
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Niiiiice.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:33:22 PM EDT
[#29]
Man the kid just needs somebody to look up to, sounds like your being cool for the wrong reason.... just be a friend! I'm sure he'll look up to ya! 
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:33:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:34:30 PM EDT
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in
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:34:57 PM EDT
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You just can't make some stuff up.
Hopefully it'll stay in and he'll go thru life getting stripped searched at every metal detector because he'll have a great story to tell them. I want to see the next MRI he has tho.................. BBBBBZZZZZTTTTT, RRRRRIIIIIIIP! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:35:31 PM EDT
[#33]
I am guessing he was from one of the local families that make the local news frequently...(Nunns,Howards or White). All make frequent contributions to society around here and do seem almost "bulletproof" at times.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:35:38 PM EDT
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Did it make him want to be a folk music singer?
Imaginary nerd cookie if you get that... |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:36:20 PM EDT
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Jesus, w/ those HDD magnets I am surprised it didn't rip out of his forehead before it made contact
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:36:35 PM EDT
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Those harddrive magnets are no joke... that CAN'T feel good.
- BG |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:38:36 PM EDT
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In.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:39:01 PM EDT
[#38]
Maybe he's related to this guy?
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:40:25 PM EDT
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Before |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:40:57 PM EDT
[#40]
BTW, you might have started a new fashion trend with the kiddies.
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:42:00 PM EDT
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You're a real bastard
Bra-fuckin-vo  |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:43:11 PM EDT
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Futurama, FTW! |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:43:15 PM EDT
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Wife just told me that when I went inside to grab the camera,
she told him to wear the magnet to school to start a new trend. He wasn't sure if that would be a good idea. |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:43:45 PM EDT
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in
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:44:36 PM EDT
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NOW I get it! Bender and the big can opener. |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:45:24 PM EDT
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OST
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:46:39 PM EDT
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Ah yes the "Borg". |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:49:54 PM EDT
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Should'a given him one of THESE!
You'd have had a friend for life! |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:50:30 PM EDT
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Stupid hurts and is magnetic. |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:52:28 PM EDT
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Wow. Someone is local. You left out the Hill family. We don't even know what this kid's last name is. |
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