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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:32:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:35:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:37:41 PM EDT
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 If i had a scanner and it wasn't in Swedish i would post my funny answers from an exam in environmental shit. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:41:43 PM EDT
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Find "X"
"Here it is" 
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:43:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:44:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:47:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:48:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:49:31 PM EDT
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Freaking awesome!
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:51:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:52:25 PM EDT
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Oh man...
I remember one time when I gave the kids a tide table, and aI had the question, "what state is the tide in at 6 am?" (answer should have been slack, flood or ebb) one kid wrote "Mississippi" |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:54:59 PM EDT
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This shit is funny!!!
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:55:32 PM EDT
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If I'm grading homework or other "dime a' dozen" assignments, I'll give points for funny answers. I just won't do it if the comment or answer is inappropriate.
When one young gentleman identified Frederick II as "An 18th century butt pirate," I still gave him a zero. I laughed, though. - BG |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 2:58:58 PM EDT
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 The LOLWUT is strong with this thread. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:07:45 PM EDT
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I kept looking for DKProf's name on the first one.
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:12:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:16:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:16:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:20:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:27:14 PM EDT
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And he still pulled a 100... |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:29:26 PM EDT
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How did that little shit get a 100/100?
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:30:26 PM EDT
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kinetics (bow-chicka-wow-wow)
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:30:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:33:35 PM EDT
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Oh. My. Dear. Lord.
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:39:12 PM EDT
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plains trains and plantains is probably the pinnicle of the written word for this century.
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:42:06 PM EDT
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I did that same kind of shit . I was a horrible student and a fucking asshole. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:46:43 PM EDT
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I did shit like that with every paper, maybe not as hillarious but I still graduated a year early. In fact when I saw one of my teachers a year later to get my diploma one of my teachers had this conversation. Teacher: "I thought we finally got rid of you." justinwb: "You did, I came back to walk with my class. But Guess what?" Teacher: "I dont know if I want to know" justinwb: "I got my associates to, thanks for all those useless lectures about evolution and gays having anal intercourse." Teacher: "How did you do that?" justinwb: "Just like I got my diploma, I was an asshole. Peace out B dog" Almost didnt get to walk for that one, stupid bitch got pissed and narked to the principal....good times. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:47:08 PM EDT
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If you love this stuff, I can recommend a book written by an english professor, who collected the misswritings from term papers and essays collected over twenty years. The book is called Non campus mentis. You will die laughing reading it.
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:51:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:52:21 PM EDT
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I never cited my work really.
It was fucking rediculous. What i did do, was go and find a book slightly related to what i was writing about, and cite some crazy page number like pg 321, for it, and see if the teacher would check. I cruised through school doing that, no teacher ever checked. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 3:57:02 PM EDT
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Dude, this century just started. How can you jump to conclusions like that? |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:02:05 PM EDT
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On the last homework assignment for Physics I freshman year there was a RIDICULOUSLY hard question and one of my friends wrote:
"I have a huge penis and that will get me farther in life than doing this problem." Unfortunately, the graded assignment wasn't handed back before we left at the end of the semester. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:05:40 PM EDT
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How can anyone top that? It really is the defining moment in the century. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:12:45 PM EDT
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Q:What is the major export of rainforests? A:Umbrellas. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:27:42 PM EDT
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(huge piece of blank paper)  |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:36:45 PM EDT
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Wish I would have thought of some of those awnsers
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:44:52 PM EDT
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Find X was my fav. LoL..
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:48:11 PM EDT
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on the ninja turtle, it shows "D" on his belt but he's holding 2 katanas. Leonardo used the katanas. So he's still wrong!
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:53:48 PM EDT
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That's why he got a 0 on that question. The reference to DVDA is the best part of Plains, Trains, and Plantains. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:55:24 PM EDT
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Seriously, this is what's wrong with this country.... THIS PAPER PASSED!!!! |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:57:26 PM EDT
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Years from now, Planes, Trains, and Plantains will be the only version of Oedipus known to man. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 4:59:57 PM EDT
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I had a copy of Oedipus for a college paper I am sad to say. |
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Posted: 5/29/2008 5:02:25 PM EDT
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That's some funny shit.
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Posted: 5/29/2008 5:06:01 PM EDT
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Nice
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Posted: 5/29/2008 5:11:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/29/2008 5:25:57 PM EDT
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I drew a little stick figure pointing a gun at another stick figure, with the captions "Give Swindle some extra credit, or the stick figure gets it!"
My prof wrote "I don't negotiate with terrorists" next to it when he handed the quiz back. These threads are chock FULL of good ideas.
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Posted: 5/29/2008 5:33:26 PM EDT
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Oh man, so much of this is to good to pass up haha.
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Posted: 5/29/2008 5:44:47 PM EDT
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These threads are always good, and this one does not disappoint!
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Posted: 5/29/2008 5:56:20 PM EDT
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Classic
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Posted: 5/29/2008 6:02:13 PM EDT
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lol |
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