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Posted: 11/14/2001 9:08:45 AM EDT
Opps or ouch. Nothing good can come from hearing one of those two.
"Oh shit!!! My father/husband/boyfriend/brother/uncle is home!!" |
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Derisive laughter.
"You're doing it wrong again." "Do what you want, I'm going to sleep." "Again?" *sigh* (edited to remove redundancy) |
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Worst thing to hear: "Blue. I think we should paint the ceiling blue."
Worst thing to say: Your [i]last[/i] girlfriend's name. |
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Worse thing to hear: Say Babe, how about we go get a burger when you're done??
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Anyways.
At least this will only take a minute. Dang girl, you're fat. Stop bounching on my stomach. Ice |
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Signature line from Hannah_Reitsch -
Jedem das seine View Quote Und was meint das? Vielleicht - 'to each his own'? Eric The(ImmerLehrnen)Hun[>]:)] |
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Said my wife's name to my GF once
Immediate cessation of activity |
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Quoted: Said my wife's name to my GF once Immediate cessation of activity View Quote Yup. Nothing makes 'em jump out of be quicker! |
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Cyrax777 got my favorite one, but how about: "Roll me over and cover me up when you're done."
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HUH ?? .... you did ?? ... when ??.... well.. ok if you say so.
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"g i didnt think i would have this much excitment till i was at least 16"
i pray to god i never hear that one |
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Say: Your sister does that too.....
Rodeo Sex.... Bend her over the couch and whisper in her ear that her sister was better... See if you can hang on for 8 seconds... |
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Bob that is some funny stuff.
Cyrax777, How about, "My daddy is a cop, so we have to keep this a secret." Ice |
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"My name is Reno. JANET Reno. And tonight you will be my slave, b--ch....."
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From Fight Club:
Marla: GOD! I haven't been f**ked like that since Grade School. Tyler |
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Quoted: "Oh shit!!! My father/husband/boyfriend/brother/uncle is home!!" View Quote Imagine this: You wake-up in a (very) strange room on a Sunday morning... You're out of your home state (just not sure which one you [u]are[/u] in)... It's 10:00 AM, & the temperature is already over 100° ... You're dirty, filthy, sticky, & you can smell your own BO (now you KNOW what a glazed doughnut feels like)... You've got a hangover so bad that you're afraid to move... You hear "Oh shit!!! My grand daughter just pulled up!!!" [Edited because typing hurts too.] (This IS Sunday, right?) |
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LOL!!!! There are some pretty good ones!!!
I was with my girlfriend last night and her brother came to visit. "Oh Shit!!! My brother's here!!!" I wasn't in the mood to have my ass kicked last night. I don't think I've ever seen her dress so fast before. |
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"Oh shit... I forgot to renew my birth control pill prescription..."
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Quoted: "is it in yet" View Quote "YEA, how about packing a little P*SSY around it" [:D] |
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Quoted: Signature line from Hannah_Reitsch - Jedem das seine View Quote Und was meint das? View Quote JEDEM DAS SEINE "TO EACH HIS OWN" inscription on gate at Buchenwald. Viper Out |
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I've found the worst thing you can do at any time is to laugh.
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Happened to me in High School while I was with my second "real" girlfriend...
"Oooh Jimmy....." "Who the F$%^ is Jimmy?.... Watched Family Man the other night.. His wife says something like "Tell me what I like to hear.... Nicholas Cage says..."You're a bad girl baby, you make me so hot....." Apparently that wasn't the right thing to say. I laughed my A@@ off! |
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Quoted: Signature line from Hannah_Reitsch - Jedem das seine View Quote Und was meint das? Vielleicht - 'to each his own'? Eric The(ImmerLehrnen)Hun[>]:)] View Quote Very good, Eric , that's it exactly :) |
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Quoted: Worst thing....Girl ripping a fart during her climax. View Quote Especially if you were preforming oral sex on her at the time. [:0] Sometimes feeling the wind through your hair is not a good thing. |
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Quoted: The racking of her husband's 12 guage! View Quote [shock] |
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Sorry nobby, someone had to do it. [:)] |
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"Hell baby, a little rug burn never hurt anybody!"
Vulcan94 100 posts!!! Woo-Hoo!!!! |
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Quoted: WOW!! and i thought LordTrader had a small one!! mike [beer] View Quote I bet you all didn't know that he owns a talking dog. |
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I've got you all beat...
"Here, you left this in me..." (holding rubber, next day after sex just after getting out of a hot tub) "OH, xxxxx!!! (sons name)" Heard during sex just after getting out of a hot tub (coming from mother after seeing sons full moon moving rhythmically). |
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After a HEAVY night of drinking...wake up next morning and hear....Baaaaaa....baaaaaaa.[:I]
Good lord, I thought she was little hairy![sex] (hint)I luv EWE's Whats that smell? [b][blue]NAKED[/blue][/b][}:D] |
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"tap, tap, tap" (flashlight on glass)
Followed by very bright light... Followed by loud voice saying "Police Department"... Followed by her saying, "oh shit, get off me the cops are at the window" Followed by.... me not wanting to move out of embarrassment because my naked ass is shining from the flashlight in all its glory. Followed by cop saying, "um, everything okay? I think you two need to move it along" Yup, high school can have good and bad memories. Depending on the moment.this one...good now, but very bad at the time. medcop |
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Girl: Hey baby didn't I tell you I was once a man.
Guy:[shock] |
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Quoted: Signature line from Hannah_Reitsch - Jedem das seine View Quote Und was meint das? Vielleicht - 'to each his own'? Eric The(ImmerLehrnen)Hun[>]:)] View Quote Jedem das seine- mir das meiste! :^) |
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