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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:11:09 AM EDT
Start a thread about either in GD and it turns into such a shitfest that brings out the worst in otherwise reasonable people.
And causes Staff and/or the Mods more work and grief than they get paid to put up with.* Just an observation.  * - And that may include this one. Sorry. 
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:24:35 AM EDT
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"What do Jesus Christ and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. have in common?"
Dark skin? |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:25:22 AM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:28:13 AM EDT
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Thats probably about it though.
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:29:55 AM EDT
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Not much. Don't remember Jesus being at a motel with a woman.
Mike |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:30:24 AM EDT
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They're both dead.
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:31:22 AM EDT
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So you started a thread about it?
 So this will be the ultimate shit storm?
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:32:22 AM EDT
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That part got left out. |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:33:39 AM EDT
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The Perfect Storm of shit 
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:34:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:35:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:36:12 AM EDT
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Can we adjust for elevation, then load a Popcorn Pic and fire for effect? |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:39:30 AM EDT
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IBTL
and possible bans
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:40:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:40:44 AM EDT
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I hope whom ever is hosting that image changes it to gay porn or something because Redcap is stealing bandwidth. I am pretty sure he is not part of Carnegie Mellon University. |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:41:21 AM EDT
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I hope you are not stupid enough to say Jesus was in a motel with a woman. Mike |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:41:22 AM EDT
[#16]
I asked that question directly, and was told they were paid nothing. |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:41:36 AM EDT
[#17]
My first IBTL.....yayyy!
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:42:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:42:37 AM EDT
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You beat me by almost a whole minute. I'm slipping! |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:42:59 AM EDT
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They both were raised in poor neighborhoods?
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:47:53 AM EDT
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It's a joke.  I already know they don't get paid.
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:50:12 AM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:52:54 AM EDT
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One died for the sins of mankind...the other didn't. One rose again on the 3rd day...the other didn't. One is alive and sitting at the right hand of God the Father...the other isn't. At some point in the future, every knee shall bow to One...and the other will be bowing. The only way to heaven is through One of them...and not the other--sigline. Big differences. HH |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 10:54:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/3/2008 11:01:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/3/2008 11:08:48 AM EDT
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One day, you will. HH |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 11:12:42 AM EDT
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Yes you are. May just cost you one day buddy. Mike |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 11:13:01 AM EDT
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Both are dead? 
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Posted: 2/3/2008 1:45:17 PM EDT
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Funny thing about Christians is that they grow up with the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and Jesus. It does not take long for them to realize that a rabbit does not lay colored eggs or that a fat man in a red suit does not come down the chimney but a virgin giving birth, that they can reconcile. Go figure! |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 1:46:59 PM EDT
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Jesus doesn't have an FBI file that is sealed until 50 years after his death.
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Posted: 2/3/2008 1:48:37 PM EDT
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Jesus didn't plagiarize anything, then again he didn't write anything either.
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Posted: 2/3/2008 2:26:56 PM EDT
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and he didn't beat women |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:16:47 PM EDT
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May cost me what?
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:24:20 PM EDT
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I guess one thing they have in common is that whites get MLK day off, and athiests get Christmas/Easter off.
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:27:05 PM EDT
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Your soul......DUH! |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:28:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:32:48 PM EDT
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Both have stirred up poo because of women they were with?
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:39:15 PM EDT
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James Earl Ray killed both of them.
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:39:42 PM EDT
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Jesus Christ has a sense of humor, too. Anyone who thinks you're going to hell for cracking a joke just isn't paying attention. Or else they think that God is WAY more serious than He needs to be. You think God doesn't have a sense of humor? Take a look at a chimpanzee some time. Those are some funny fucking animals. How about kangaroos? Or two turtles fornicating. All of these things are hilarious. God loves jokes. |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:40:50 PM EDT
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Quoted:
"What do Jesus Christ and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. have in common?" Nothing |
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:42:51 PM EDT
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They're both dead and they're not coming back.
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Posted: 2/3/2008 5:44:35 PM EDT
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They both said what was in their hearts and on their minds without fear of retaliation
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