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Posted: 11/30/2007 10:07:27 PM EDT
Preferably over white paper.

How much crap came out?

They are damn shit magnets.  

Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:09:02 PM EDT
[#1]
$400 fell out of mine?

What was in yours?
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:09:19 PM EDT
[#2]
I did this last week before I shot half a can of compressed air into it.  Yuck!!
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:10:10 PM EDT
[#3]
I spilt Arizona green tea on mine, and quite a few of the keys got sticky. I popped 3 of them off (caps lock, tab, and `). Cant get them back on so now I have to hit the tiny little rubber deal that WAS under the keys! I usually do spray canned air in there once a month though...
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:10:14 PM EDT
[#4]
Sorry, I'm fairly OCD about cleaning, so it's compress-aired once a week!
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:10:31 PM EDT
[#5]
midnight snack!

"pfft...fingernail clipping"
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:11:14 PM EDT
[#6]
NO!!

I did that before, and its really gross.

I buy new keyboards when my keys start sticking now.


Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:11:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:13:39 PM EDT
[#8]
nah............when it gets really dirty and quits working, I throw the sonofabitch away and buy a new one.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:14:21 PM EDT
[#9]
It's internet trailmix!
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:15:37 PM EDT
[#10]
I put a sneeze guard on mine a long time ago.

I sneeze a lot.  
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:16:11 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
It's internet trailmix!




Thats exactly what it was...
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:17:34 PM EDT
[#12]
Thats what cans of air from the local office supply store are for

ETA: nothing fell out of mine, I blow my off regularly as it gets cigarette ash on it.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:25:05 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
It's internet trailmix!


That is funny.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:25:07 PM EDT
[#14]
$23.87, 8 cigarettes, 6 rnds XM193, a hair scrunchee, 19 Cracker Jacks, a copy of "Swank,"and 1/2 a Reuben sandwich.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:25:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Cat hair, a pube or two, bits of fingernail, Dorito dust, some green thing, El Paso dust, another pube, some crusty looking stuff, a dead moth, more El Paso Dust....
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:25:26 PM EDT
[#16]
My sister does things the hard way.

Mind you I love her to death, but... she's... a CREATIVE ARTIST...

She called me one day to tell me that she was coming over to my house to pick me up  so I could take her to the local computer store to buy a new keyboard. "Why," I ask her. Big mistake.

She told me that she'd spilt some coffee onto her keyboard. Then she blotted it up with a paper napkin and turned it upside down to let it drain.

It didn't work.

So then, she took it into the bathroom, ran some water into the tub and gave her keyboard a nice bath.

It didn't work.

So then she turned her hair dryer on the keyboard to dry it out.

It didn't work.

I won't even go into the details of the stove, other than to say:

It didn't work.

So I take her down to Frys (this was in Los Angeles, south of LAX) and let her talk to someone there who knows Apple computers.

My next big mistake was letting her run free in the store, unsupervised: She bought a WHOLE NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM!!!

Her old computer was so old, it was no longer supported. This was, like, 10 years or so ago. When Apple changed its computer systems more often than I changed my socks.

She got her computer system home, hooked it up (with the help of a 12-year-old son) and guess what?

It didn't work.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:31:07 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
$400 fell out of mine?

What was in yours?


2 pistols and 235 rounds of 9mm
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:34:03 PM EDT
[#18]
Jimmy Hoffa



Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:35:46 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Jimmy Hoffa




Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:38:21 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:38:57 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
midnight snack!

"pfft...fingernail clipping"


Same here.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:40:22 PM EDT
[#22]
Crumbs, dried jizzshots, cheese, pubic hair, and lots of dead skin.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:41:48 PM EDT
[#23]
There was a dead hooker in mine.  You guys have all the luck.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:43:49 PM EDT
[#24]
If I turn my keyboard over and shake it, I would have to call the biohazard cleanup team. Way too many lunches at the computer.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:49:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Mmmmmm,

thanks, I was kind of hungry, that saved me a trip to the kicthen.



Kind of dry though. And I think one piece was pencil lead
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 10:50:24 PM EDT
[#26]
done
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 11:00:02 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
$23.87, 8 cigarettes, 6 rnds XM193, a hair scrunchee, 19 Cracker Jacks, a copy of "Swank,"and 1/2 a Reuben sandwich.




I could have gone the rest of my life without being reminded that magazine existed.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 11:01:34 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
It's internet trailmix!


Link Posted: 11/30/2007 11:06:58 PM EDT
[#29]
Dirty Bastards Mines clean................just some dust
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 11:08:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Damn! Mice and lizards fell outta mine!

Keyboards are indeed magnets for attracting stuff. Most of the debris is usually crumbs, as I spend lots of time eating by the computer.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 12:47:18 AM EDT
[#31]
*turns keyboard* Happy meal circa 1988, ammo can containing bottle of jergen's and a rag that won't lose its shape, couple of RPG's, another keyboard, and an old Rick Roll VHS tape.... *puts keyboard back*  Wow. I hope no one says to look under the bed.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 12:50:44 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Preferably over white paper.

How much crap came out?

They are damn shit magnets.  



no its fucking nasty

I made the mistake of pulling a couple keys off once and saw the evil that dwells inside
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 1:20:30 AM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 1:21:44 AM EDT
[#34]
I do not even want to say what fell out of my laptop when i dropped it.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 1:27:51 AM EDT
[#35]
I don't know what it is, but, it taste like chicken.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 1:29:55 AM EDT
[#36]
3 combs, a pencil, a toothbrush, 800 florida ballots voting for Al Gore(oops), something green that crawled back in on it's own accord and an illegal alien named paco.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 1:31:19 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
800 florida ballots voting for Al Gore.


Oh shit.

Beer through the sinuses again.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:28:44 AM EDT
[#38]
An MP5 and some other crap.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:40:57 AM EDT
[#39]
F ur  f my keys fell  ff a d n w I can't t pe sh t!!!  
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:05:56 AM EDT
[#40]
I just put mine in the dishwasher.

clown
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:09:00 AM EDT
[#41]
1 of each

.22lr
.38 special
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:20:30 AM EDT
[#42]
Some chick named Peterson and her new guy.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:37:59 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
There was a dead hooker in mine.  You guys have all the luck.


Half a g of blow...
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:48:45 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

I buy new keyboards when my keys start sticking now.



I had no idea women had that problem too...

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:51:18 AM EDT
[#45]
A bunch of crap.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:54:45 AM EDT
[#46]
I do it from time to time. There is SOOOOO much dead skin, bits of old food, dust and who knows what else from 9 years of use.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:56:33 AM EDT
[#47]
I had a Glock and 2 mags fall out.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:58:48 AM EDT
[#48]
i used the same keyboard for about 10 years. i took it completly apart monthly and cleaned it by hand. every single key and all.

then some asshat come over and broke my keyboard beyond repair. i hate that fucker. i loved that keyboard. it was the first one i ever owned. none of those stupid windows keys or anything either.

i can never replace my orginal keyboard, so now i just toss em when they get to dirty.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:05:48 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:11:25 AM EDT
[#50]
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