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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:22:48 PM EDT
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My brother has "Are you done yet"
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:23:18 PM EDT
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The real "O" or the fake "O"?
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:23:24 PM EDT
[#3]
The female orgasm is a myth.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:24:12 PM EDT
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Mine's the plain ring tone.... I like to keep it simple though the phone isn't....  :} |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:24:17 PM EDT
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this will not go well....
 BTW it is from "When Harry Met Sally" so search for that |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:25:06 PM EDT
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Email mythbusters? Maybe Kari can answer it. 
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:25:16 PM EDT
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Keep practicing |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:25:59 PM EDT
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Damn, beaten to it! _MaH |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:26:24 PM EDT
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Yellowled Better.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:26:30 PM EDT
[#10]
Sounds Of A Woman Having An Orgasm >>> "Chaaaaaaaaaaaarge itttttttttttttt"
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:27:01 PM EDT
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That's one hot nerd I'd love to see have an orgasm. |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:27:20 PM EDT
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I'd pay per view that episode.... |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:32:19 PM EDT
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How can you tell when a woman is faking? You can't.
I think it's ironic that such a cruel gesture comes from such a beautiful creature. When is the last time a man faked an orgasm? You tell me, I don't know. |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:33:06 PM EDT
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Friend of mine has one where the phone barks when his wife calls.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:37:46 PM EDT
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Do it doggy style and spit on her back. ETA: I made some awesome ringtones (including the one for my wife) from this album: Pornosonic: Unreleased 70's Porno Music (featuring Ron Jeremy)  
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:39:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:39:49 PM EDT
[#17]
You're doing it wrong. 
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:40:01 PM EDT
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There's an account in the "Worst sex you've ever had" thread. |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:41:08 PM EDT
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Mine is "LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!" from the World of WarCraft video.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:44:31 PM EDT
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i dunno about orgasm ringtones, but this thread made me think of this video on youtube
 www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYD-JK1La-k |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:57:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:58:10 PM EDT
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He knows now exactly where his laptop batter is. |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 7:59:04 PM EDT
[#23]
I did with my ex, just so she would leave.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:18:44 PM EDT
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Want to know how to make a woman have an orgasm every time?
Who cares.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:21:24 PM EDT
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Actually, you can tell when a woman really has a orgasm. When a woman has a orgasm, her pupils will dilate. So, if she looks really stoned your doing your job correctly.
Vulcan94 |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:24:44 PM EDT
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Dude, don't kid yourself... that's the GHB doing that. |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:34:19 PM EDT
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Baaaaa!
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:39:01 PM EDT
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You ain't doin' it right, man. |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:42:55 PM EDT
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did you watch the other ones? Those vids are destined for the evidence room after Ernie kills his roommates. Too funnny. |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:43:34 PM EDT
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My phone vibrates.......thats the sound of the female orgasm.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:52:37 PM EDT
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W h a t e v e rrrrrrr |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:53:32 PM EDT
[#32]
even without an edit...wow! you win!
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Posted: 10/14/2007 8:58:45 PM EDT
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Dude, seriously: theres more than one cue that they've reached climax. muscles tense, pupils dilate....
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Posted: 10/14/2007 9:04:32 PM EDT
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Friend of mine has Adam Sandler singing "somebody kill me please, I want to die, put a bullet in a brain" when work calls. |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 9:09:44 PM EDT
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I want the "Pick up the phone infidel" ringtone.
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Posted: 10/14/2007 11:44:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2007 11:45:45 PM EDT
[#37]
What is the best way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares! |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 11:47:40 PM EDT
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I had that one, but when my old phone crapped out on me, I lost it. I wish I had it back. |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 11:53:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:35:12 AM EDT
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Watch the one where they break up with Ernie's g/f while he's at the gym. |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:41:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/15/2007 12:56:43 AM EDT
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Great ringtone. Too bad I work at the airport. I don't see that one going over too well as I walk past the TSA JBT's! 
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Posted: 10/15/2007 1:10:45 AM EDT
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you poor guy |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 1:18:39 AM EDT
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I did it once just to see if I could, it was a lot easier than I thought it would be 
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Posted: 10/15/2007 5:54:54 AM EDT
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Oh hell yeah! -K |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 5:55:59 AM EDT
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I would catch hell at work if I did something like that.
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Posted: 10/15/2007 5:59:12 AM EDT
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Umm, actually, there are ways to tell. Every womans different but..... Look for her eyes dilating. Rythmic squeezing 'Down There'. Her face and chest may suddenly get flushed and feel kind of clammy or sweaty. Certain pink parts may become much darker red or even brown. Her lips (actually both kinds) may appear unusually dark in color as well as unusually full in appearance. There are other signs also, but that's just from the top of my head. -K |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 6:10:08 AM EDT
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how does one turn an mp3 into a ringtone? I'd love to have that infidel ring tone.
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Posted: 10/15/2007 6:12:00 AM EDT
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Not exactly. It depends on the woman. Some have them and some don't. |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 6:12:48 AM EDT
[#50]
Tag. I have a hilarious sound file saved on my computer at home.
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