I AM &^%$ PISSED!!!!! From the WAY, WAY BACK MACHINE. *UPDATE!!! I need revenge ideas

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Posted: 8/15/2007 8:55:40 PM EDT

For you old timers here is the link:

archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=158288

I came home this morning to find my yard tore to shit from some worthless piece of shit(s) in a vehicle. This is the fourth time in a month and a half but, this is by far the worst! I have had my truck inside the last couple of nights and would have also last night if I had stayed home.

I would have had the fuckers trapped. They had to do some pretty tricky maneuvering to get into the area they did. I keep looking out the window and seeing it.

The archway with the gate is going up earlier than planned. So far this year I have also had about $6500 worth of stuff ripped off. I am gonna go off quietly now to load mags.

The UPDATE:

Almost 5 years later I have found out the culprits. Two guys that I would label a little more than acquaintances. One of the duo was talking to a group, in which a friend of mine was sitting with a couple of nights ago. The topic was about tearing rigs up doing stupid shit, when he piped up about blowing up his rear end doing a lawn job. Someone asked where it happened when he dropped the location.

So now....Revenge ideas?!

Posted: 8/15/2007 8:59:14 PM EDT

[#1]

I can't think of anything right now that wouldn't get me banned and you in jail. I will have to think about it.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:00:09 PM EDT

[#2]

Tag. This is gonna be good.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:00:54 PM EDT

[#3]

sugar in gas tank
vaseline under wiper blades
send flowers to him from a "secret lover" while his wife is home
throw a dead animal in their car where they won't find it

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:01:53 PM EDT

[#4]

Turn them in to the police.....make them pay

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:03:42 PM EDT

[#5]

Funny... I actually remember your post and those pictures!!

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:04:00 PM EDT

[#6]

The CoC prohibits me from expressing my true ideas. But if youd like to escalate it, PM me.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:04:16 PM EDT

[#7]

Dead carp, hot day. Otherwise nothing you should ever discuss with anyone.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:04:20 PM EDT

[#8]

Whats wrong with a good old fashion ass whoopin?
Your big enough.

Or you could tie them up next time theredgoat is up there.
Introduce them to the gimp.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:07:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Feel free to IM with ideas.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:08:26 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Funny... I actually remember your post and those pictures!!

Yup, me too. Pisses me off just seeing the pictures again. I would be definately getting some revenge.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:09:49 PM EDT

[#11]

<Removed. 4.) Posting comments or links in support of illegal activities. If you value your time on the site, do not post or advocate felonious acts. --tbk1>

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:10:22 PM EDT

[#12]

oil resistant epoxy

Differential

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:10:42 PM EDT

[#13]

Drop of superglue in a doorlock.....bead of valvegrinding compound across wiperblades...oh the possibilities are innumerable. All I can say is... Fudds. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:10:44 PM EDT

[#14]

eh, post the ideas that at CoC compliant, i can't think of anything that great right now.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:11:33 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:12:32 PM EDT

[#16]

That sucks man. I work hard on my lawn and would pissed if I saw that. Go get 'em tiger.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:14:36 PM EDT

[#17]

Please keep all posts within the Conduct Code. I'd suggest a reading of it--advocating illegal activities will get you booted from here.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:18:25 PM EDT

[#18]

Tannerite his lawn.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:19:31 PM EDT

[#19]

Nitric acid can do some really impressive work.

use safety equipment cause it can eat your lungs quickly.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:20:30 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Please keep all posts within the Conduct Code. I'd suggest a reading of it--advocating illegal activities will get you booted from here.

How the fuck can you edit a post and a quote without me seeing it, at this time of night, while I am refreshing continuously.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:21:26 PM EDT

[#21]

What about talking to them?

I've butted heads with many people that i now call good friends. Who knows, maybe they were being stupid and didn't realize it.

Of course, if they are dicks about it, you can always (insert CoC violation here)

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:21:34 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Please keep all posts within the Conduct Code. I'd suggest a reading of it--advocating illegal activities will get you booted from here.

How the fuck can you edit a post and a quote without me seeing it, at this time of night, while I am refreshing continuously.

Years of practice.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:23:00 PM EDT

[#23]

I would never advocate super gluing door locks, pouring sand in the gass tanks, or slashing tires. All of those are illegal and costly to fix.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:23:16 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Who knows, maybe they were being stupid and didn't realize it.

Your liberal slip is showing.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:24:46 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Years of practice.

Touche'

On a side note...Spellchecker wants me to call you a Douche.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:26:02 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Please keep all posts within the Conduct Code. I'd suggest a reading of it--advocating illegal activities will get you booted from here.

How the fuck can you edit a post and a quote without me seeing it, at this time of night, while I am refreshing continuously.

Years of practice.

Dang UberMods!

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:27:08 PM EDT

[#27]

Instead of getting into a perpetual feud I think first you should allow them the opportunity to make restitution through some back breaking hard labor. Other than that it would probably suffice to let them know they are now less than an acquaintance.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:30:28 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Who knows, maybe they were being stupid and didn't realize it.

Your liberal slip is showing.

Bitterness will eat you up.

You are willing to sink to their level? An eye for an eye, right?

Actually, that's not a bad idea. go dump a few gallons of grass killer on their lawn.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:31:31 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Years of practice.

Touche'

On a side note...Spellchecker wants me to call you a Douche.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:33:11 PM EDT

[#30]

What's wrong with a good old-fashioned ass whoopin'?

After all, you don't want to end up in prison like that old guy a few months ago that shot/killed a 15 y/o punk for walking on his yard. Just go over there, call him on it, and beat his ass.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:34:51 PM EDT

[#31]

Get medieval on their ass!

ETA: That sounds pretty gay doesn't it?

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:48:36 PM EDT

[#32]

Well, you could introduce them to TRG for a night....

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:54:44 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
You are willing to sink to their level?

No. I am not gonna blow out a rear end....

Unless TRG shows up.

Posted: 8/15/2007 9:58:46 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Get medieval on their ass!

ETA: That sounds pretty gay doesn't it?

Just wanted to say yes, that sounds ghey, but more importantly your avatar..... The Boston Red Sox have never ever not once been called just the Sox, that term belongs to the White Sox of Chicago.

Posted: 8/15/2007 10:09:06 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You are willing to sink to their level?

No. I am not gonna blow out a rear end....

Unless TRG shows up.

LMFAO

Posted: 8/15/2007 10:12:05 PM EDT

[#36]

Thermite grenade placed on a vehicle comes to mind.

Posted: 8/15/2007 10:45:27 PM EDT

[#37]

HOLY CRAP!!! I remember this one too!!!

Posted: 8/15/2007 11:00:52 PM EDT

[#38]

wow. i remember that thread.

to not take revenge would be to tept fate, would it not?
it's like the universe wants you to get even. cool.

better than the boobie thread IMHO.

too bad we'll probably never know what will happen.

Posted: 8/15/2007 11:06:06 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
wow. i remember that thread.

to not take revenge would be to tept fate, would it not?
it's like the universe wants you to get even. cool.

better than the boobie thread IMHO.

too bad we'll probably never know what will happen.

Better than the boobie thread

Posted: 8/15/2007 11:24:14 PM EDT

[#40]

Do you know where the air intakes for a vehicle's climate control system are?

It's kinda hard to get eggs out of there!

Posted: 8/15/2007 11:28:44 PM EDT

[#41]

Go to the magazine rack get the subscription cards order a bunch mags to to his house. Get some dope toss it in his car and call the cops. Tire spikes in his driveway. Liquified dog shit in his truck. Paint stripper on his truck. And the list goes on.....

Posted: 8/15/2007 11:33:18 PM EDT

[#42]

easy. turn them into the police. you have photo evidence and they admitted to it.
maybe send them a bill first to pay for the damage.

Posted: 8/15/2007 11:45:38 PM EDT

[#43]

Let's just say it involves TRG, the words gimp, medieval, and a leather outfit.

If you want to upgrade from mid evil to full evil... shoot me an IM

Posted: 8/15/2007 11:46:11 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Go to the magazine rack get the subscription cards order a bunch mags to to his house.

Ahhh, fond memories.

Some mags have those reader interest cards, where you circle junk mail you want to receive from certain companies. So do universities, and they mail out a TON of shit to "prospects"

It's not hard to bury someone with mail, some of it quite distasteful.

Also,

I'm not sure which kills grass longer, herbicide, or just plain salt.

Posted: 8/15/2007 11:57:34 PM EDT

[#45]

I'll Play.....

I love shrimp as a friendly prank....

We used to do this in High School.

Nice raw shrimp in heater vents, hood cowl vents, anywhere that access to remove the shrimp will be difficult.

Have fun...

Posted: 8/16/2007 1:04:41 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
<Removed. 4.) Posting comments or links in support of illegal activities. If you value your time on the site, do not post or advocate felonious acts. --tbk1>

he probably had a good idea.
whatever falls into the above category

Posted: 8/16/2007 1:19:26 AM EDT

[#47]

All the good ideas are illegal.

Posted: 8/16/2007 1:27:23 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Instead of getting into a perpetual feud I think first you should allow them the opportunity to make restitution through some back breaking hard labor. Other than that it would probably suffice to let them know they are now less than an acquaintance.

Best idea so far and file a statement with the police.