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Posted: 10/14/2001 1:48:43 PM EDT
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TNT - Two Nifty Titties
This is all I can remember right now, but I have 45 pages of acronyms of another puter around here someplace. |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 1:51:09 PM EDT
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PFM: pure fucking magic.
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Posted: 10/14/2001 1:55:24 PM EDT
[#3]
one i have used for years as a mechanic:
K.I.S.S.= keep it simple, stupid willy |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 1:59:35 PM EDT
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ILC
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Posted: 10/14/2001 2:02:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: ILC Actually they give me gas [;D] |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 2:39:01 PM EDT
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T.F.B.= Too F@#$king Bad [-!-!-]
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Posted: 10/14/2001 3:11:48 PM EDT
[#7]
CFM's
as in "She's wearing CFM's" ie Come Fu#$ Me's (usually high heel shoes, sometimes other high slutty value clothing |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 3:27:30 PM EDT
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WDYGOAPHAGFY
Why Don't You Go Outside And Play Hide And Go Fuck Yourself |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 3:30:32 PM EDT
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot=WTF=What the F*&&^%
Bravo Foxtrot Delta=BFD=Big F*&^^%ing Deal Golf Alpha Roger Alpha=GARA=Give a rat's ass, as in 'I don't give a rat's ass'. |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 3:32:50 PM EDT
[#10]
I always thought that was "Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess". Hmmmmmmm!
DaMan |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 3:36:05 PM EDT
[#11]
[b]D[/b]riving [b]W[/b]ith [b]H[/b]ead [b]U[/b]p[b] A[/b]ss
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/SGB%2Fpig%2Egif[/img] |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 3:43:21 PM EDT
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In Avionics school, our instructors cautioned us to RTFB, rather than making SWAGS about AM and FM radio operational theory. During written tests, it is also wise to RTFQ, before answering.
Although not an acronym, if you were called on to explain where you found the answer to a question, and lacking any better reference, the physical gesture of reaching around to the seat of your trousers and appearing to have plucked the answer from the orifice within occasionally yielded a second chance to research a better answer. RTFB= Read The F#@ckin' Book RTFB= Read The Full Question SWAG = Silly Wild A$$ Guesses AM = A Mystery FM = F#@ckin' Magic Semper Fi Dave (edited to add the ever essential "DILLIGAFF": Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F#@CK?) |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 3:52:40 PM EDT
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DILLIGAF (bikers will know this one)
edited because SSgtUSMC edited his |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 4:00:45 PM EDT
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SWAG-Stupid Womenz And Guyz[50]
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Posted: 10/14/2001 4:01:02 PM EDT
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Quoted: I always thought that was "Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess". Hmmmmmmm! DaMan I admit that this was all new to me. Maybe you're right or SSgtUMC is correct...Dunno TOW : Tube Launched, Optically sighted, Wire Guided. Just one of my favorites...Then again MACVSOG. |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 4:13:14 PM EDT
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[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/SGB%2Fpig%2Egif[/img]
[img]www.ecok.edu/gif-lib/pig.gif[/img] |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 4:30:51 PM EDT
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Gents, I think it maybe dependent on your social standing and whether you were correct in your assessment;
A Private would have to explain to his Sergeant why he made such a Silly Wild Ass (and incorrect)Guess. Yet, while speaking to peers or subordinates, a correct answer made without any foundation can be either a Scientific or Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess. But they don't need to know that! Correct answers made to superiors are correct, regardless of the source, and should be left at that. Just don't ask me to provide a reference for that! Dave |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 4:34:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/SGB%2Fpig%2Egif[/img] [img]www.ecok.edu/gif-lib/pig.gif[/img] OK, Soo you're telling us YOU are the other WHITE meat??? |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 4:44:06 PM EDT
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I've always known it as Scientific Wild Ass Guess. That's what the first service manager I worked with told me. Another saying I heard alot from him when I was doing valve adjustments or chain adjustments on bikes was "Thats an RCH too tight/loose."
RCH = Red Cunt Hair. My personal favorite since high school has been SFG. As in " A night in the sheets with her would be pure SFG." SFG = Sloppy Fuckin' Goodness. |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 8:11:01 PM EDT
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SWAG is Silly Wild Ass Guess, how do I know? Because part of my job is SWAGing, folks call me all the time wanting a SWAG for different projects. They tell you a couple sentences about the project and you tell them how many millions it'll cost. Nothing scientific about that.
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Posted: 10/14/2001 8:43:43 PM EDT
[#21]
FOAD = FU%K OFF AND DIE -- or the ever popular ESAD = EAT SH%T AND DIE -- circa late 60's Army -- Good Shootin -- ALLONS11
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Posted: 10/14/2001 9:08:25 PM EDT
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H
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Posted: 10/14/2001 9:20:54 PM EDT
[#23]
Bravo Sierra (BS)-Bulls#$t
Sierra Hotel (SH)-Sh#t's Hot BFG-Big F##k'n Gun |
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Posted: 10/14/2001 9:35:36 PM EDT
[#24]
[b]OTD[/b] = [i]Out The Door[/i]
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Posted: 10/14/2001 10:01:41 PM EDT
[#25]
THO = Titty Hard On
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Posted: 10/15/2001 12:09:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: ESAD = EAT SH%T AND DIE Dang, beat me to it. I know when I'm in a tough spot I always ask myself WWJWD? (What Would John Wayne Do) Works pretty well.[uzi] |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 12:56:00 AM EDT
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NFG - No Fuckin' Good
FIDBAP - Fuck It, Drop Back And Punt Tango Uniform - Tits Up BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again [NI] |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 1:03:43 PM EDT
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WECSOG
Wile E Coyote School Of Gunsmithing. PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard. (I am a network specialist) |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 1:10:03 PM EDT
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Here's a new one! FU...I bet nobody can figure it out!
In the oil and gas industry, we also use the term SWAG. But in that case it means Sweet Wild Ass Gas. |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 1:21:25 PM EDT
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AFA = Another F#ckin Aycronym
AFA = Angry Fish Asemblage |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 1:25:07 PM EDT
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My favorite to use...
That's an [b]SEP[/b] Somebody Else's Problem WWoodworth |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 1:50:41 PM EDT
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My personal favorite; POP....
Pissin' off the Police! |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 3:13:45 PM EDT
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FUBAR
It's an EMS term and I'm too bashful to say it. [:D] |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 4:12:30 PM EDT
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.... and of course, there was the time that a newbie 1st Mech on the plane was told to write up a gripe against one of the radios, because it wouldn't operate in the [size=6][b]O[/size=6]ver [size=6][b]F[/size=6]ield [size=6][b]F[/size=6]light position! That ranks right up there with sending somebody to supply for 150' of flight line!
Dave |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 4:40:43 PM EDT
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STSEOMFSB...
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:12:43 PM EDT
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My first job as a young teenager was pumping gas at a full serve station 10 miles from nowehere. We use to have what we called "WAPI" only customers.
WAPI: W=Water A=Air P=Pee I=Information |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:14:31 PM EDT
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GAS factor, as in, "my GAS factor is about zero today."
GAS factor = "Give A Shit" factor Not really an acronym but we used to attribute bogus aircrew gripes to a "short between the headsets." |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:19:04 PM EDT
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[b] WTF [/b]
Where's The Fudge...or something like that [;D] |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:24:20 PM EDT
[#39]
FNG - F---ing NEW GUY
JAFO |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:27:07 PM EDT
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me and the boys use "tho"'s a lot when we're outlooking at skin.
when me and the boys are doing secret shit involing camo, or a military way of doing things, we can those ops. as in operations. one me and a buddy invented. 1010 girls it's said ten ten girl. it means 10 out of 10. the girl we are tsalking about is perfect. for and in whatever sitch we see tham in. OffRoad |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:30:04 PM EDT
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HMFIC= head muther f!*ker in charge
FMP= f*ck me pants (usually black and tight as hell) TUHAC=thong up her ass crack |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:30:34 PM EDT
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FIDO- F--- It and Drive On.
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:30:57 PM EDT
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oh yeah i say "double-o-easy"
it means something is really easy. similar to "easy as pie" OffRoad |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:33:52 PM EDT
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PFI - Pretty F**cking Ignorant
FG - F**cking Genius PITA - Pain in the A** FUBAR - F**cked Up Beyond All Repair [beer] |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 5:41:41 PM EDT
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My favorite as a computer geek, and we use it in the shop all the time is:
PICNIC - as in "Yes sir, your problem will be a PICNIC to fix. Problem In Chair, Not In Computer. No_Expert |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 8:14:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/SGB%2Fpig%2Egif[/img] [img]www.ecok.edu/gif-lib/pig.gif[/img] Ahh Soo, Moo Shoe Pork! Also my brother-in-law is a Police Sgt. He coined the acronym DWO... Driving While Oriental You figure it out. BTW: He's Chinese! |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 8:21:07 PM EDT
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BOHICA = Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
RFN = Right Friggin' Now -Troy |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 8:26:32 PM EDT
[#48]
Echo Tango Suitcase
[b][size=1]Don Out[/size=1][/b] [b][size=4][red]AIRBORNE! 2/505 PIR H-MINUS[/red][/size=4][/b] [i]" We're paratroopers, and THIS is as far as the bastards are going!" Unknown 101st Paratrooper, Bastogne, 1944.[/i] |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 8:40:59 PM EDT
[#49]
BFH = Big F*cking Hammer |
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Posted: 10/15/2001 9:16:45 PM EDT
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Someone who is obviously deceased at a crime/crash scene is DRT = Dead Right There.
FUBAR = I've always heard as F^cked Beyond All Redemption. TARFU = Things Are Really F^cked Up. SNAFU = Situation Normal All F^cked Up. My Favorite TTFN = Ta Ta For Now (Tigger) [:)>] |
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