Hah, I went to the gunshop by my house the other day. This is the shit I heard- man driving a very very nice mercedes, wearing armani/gucci everything, pulls up right as I am and we both entered at the same time, and went upstairs to the pistol/rifle area. I always stop and look at the beretta's, since I have one, its just habit. I start talking to a couple about mine, saying how its very reliable, accurate, and the whole deal, when this guy stops and says, "yeah, beretta 92FS...I got one in .45 and love it". He then proceeds to go to the HK section, and tells the the clerk he is interested in an "ar 15", and a "usp tactical". You may not see anything wrong wtih this, but instead of saying A-R-fifteen, try saying it "are 15", and instead of saying U-S-P tactical, call it an "usp".
SO he had a Beretta 92FS in .45, and wanted an "are 15" and an "usp tactical".
It took everything I had (as well as the clerk) to not start laughing in this guys face.
Oh, I also forgot, he apparantly also has a Desert Eagle in .45 as well.
Hes got some pretty cool .45's, too bad they dont exist.