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Posted: 11/8/2006 4:58:17 PM EDT
Republicans lost
ARFCOM buys more magazines What is next? Zombies? |
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They will come for us;
Our rifles like Yellow Stars. Vote from the rooftops! |
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Motherfucking idiots
Who vote for third party assholes Are a bigger waste sperm than the democrats |
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Your haiku does suck It is not a haiku, jerk Five, seven, and five. |
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Hippies can now celebrate This isnt over You Know What? - Molon Labe Truth always prevails |
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The Red or the Blue, same shit We're probably fucked Both parties suck a fat cock, Both dug in like ticks |
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Five seven and five It is what makes a haiku Please live by this law |
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Thanks for a good catch, I fixed my depressing poem, Let's all get along. |
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Liberterian
My vote counted, yes it did My thoughts are now clear |
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That is just too bad Too bad I don't give a shit The truth is what counts. |
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Haiku... huh? No "Hickory dickery doc, the libs can suck my cock" ?
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You still can not count It is really quite simple Five, seven, and five |
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Job well done, doing nothing. Sucking on our teets. |
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Nancy Pelosi?
Stupid bitch thinks we gave up, But she's very wrong. Haikus are cliche. Refined poetry? Sonnets. Don't be otaku. As I wrote my post Another posted something To which I'll reply:
His second poem's right, Read in a normal diction. You complicate it. A second edit: Haikus must speak of nature, but these do not, no? |
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You do give a shit Your last post was a haiku Haiku is what counts |
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Check my first posting, I can't change your quotation I'm not Winston Smith |
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Lost all of Congress
Dems will ram gun control thru BOHICA fuckers |
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Haiku's are way cool
screeching moose anus humor at it I must laugh. |
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Don't fuck with my thread Were I a moderator I would ban your ass |
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Haiku threads used to get pretty good on ARFCOM. Then the membership changed faces to a large degree and they are out.
I don't think Haiku is cliche at all. It is what it is, a poetic form that has been around for close to a thousand years(something like that). It also makes me wonder why Bushido is not more popular in the US. Republicans fall The nation speaks its mind brush up on newspeak I think Haiku is supposed to have a seasonal word included as well. |
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All set for a ban.
One thousand USA mags. Sell them with jerky. |
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Holy Fucking Shit Only Haikus are allowed I would ban you too |
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You ruined this thread, Not writing in just Haiku, Commit sepuku. |
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This will be my first These threads always are funny Haiku cherry, popped. All of a sudden Urge to buy a fifty cal Grows much more stronger |
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There always is one The flow completely ruined, Double-plus ungood. |
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Who is Nancy girl?
I fear she will take my guns Why would she do this? Will I be safer? Perhaps all will be safer Cops will make us safe? Who wants to disarm the lawful American? Deceitful leaders They seek destruction Our Founding Fathers would reel To see such folly |
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Orwell was early, But hit the nail on the head, Prepare for INGSOC. |
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I kneel in the snow
Suddenly it is stained red could not bear the shame |
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You did the right thing, Perhaps Rove should do the same, Along with Foley. |
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Here's my contribution. I call it Ode to the 2006 Elections:
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK |
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Seven, ten, and five? Some cannot follow the rules. Still, one line is right.
Ah, at last, nature! With a seppuku bonus! Our first true haiku. I edit my post Black-Tiger, you have ruined Your one correct line:
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I agree 100%... |
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Gridlocked government
It's all a conspiracy I need more tinfoil. |
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I hate democrats.
They steal our freedom, fuck em. America is screwed up. |
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one two three four five
one two three skip to seven one two three four five. |
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FreshAir is a queer Non-posting noob can eat butt Kiss our black asses |
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The needs of the few
Will they take my Second Amendment Right Pelosi, she has answers. Yes |
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This thread has entered A Weird Area, I smell a Lock in the future. |
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Don't count by the words, We count by the syllables, Please edit your post. |
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I shall redeem it my first haiku, off topic Will begin again Assault weapons ban Maybe more than cosmetic Features now: Turn in. |
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really gay |
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The Steelers suck ass
Senate and House lost as well FUCK two thousand six My first Haiku, ~Dg84 |
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Replaced with wolves, another loss for history Now world, feel democrat pain |
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Hope Pelosi dies!
Her corpes is covered with flies! And the Dems will cry! ...woooo Morbid! How about: Let's move to Deutschland Where we'll have the upper hand Bye Bye Taco land! |
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In the Fall OT six
Deceivers won lost control two more years beast born |
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