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Posted: 11/8/2006 4:58:17 PM EDT
Republicans lost
ARFCOM buys more magazines
What is next?  Zombies?


Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:01:14 PM EDT
[#1]
They will come for us;
Our rifles like Yellow Stars.
Vote from the rooftops!
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:03:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Motherfucking idiots
Who vote for third party assholes
Are a bigger waste sperm than the democrats
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:07:26 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Motherfucking idiots
Who vote for third party assholes
Are a bigger waste sperm than the democrats


Your haiku does suck
It is not a haiku, jerk
Five, seven, and five.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:09:32 PM EDT
[#4]
My vote wasn't heard
Hippies can now celebrate
This isnt over


Anti's won Tuesday
You Know What? - Molon Labe
Truth always prevails
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:13:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Political scum
The Red or the Blue, same shit
We're probably fucked




Not holding my breath,
Both parties suck a fat cock,
Both dug in like ticks
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:16:27 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Political scum
The Red or the Blue, same shit
America is fucked




Five seven and five
It is what makes a haiku
Please live by this law
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:16:42 PM EDT
[#7]
I love bacon lots
Hillary Clinton is like
screeching moose anus
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:22:17 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Political scum
The Red or the Blue, same shit
America is fucked




Five seven and five
It is what makes a haiku
Please live by this law


Thanks for a good catch,
I fixed my depressing poem,
Let's all get along.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:23:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Liberterian
My vote counted, yes it did
My thoughts are now clear
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:25:21 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Motherfucking idiots
Who vote for third party assholes
Are a bigger waste sperm than the democrats


Your haiku does suck
It is not a haiku, jerk
Five, seven, and five.


That is just too bad
Too bad I don't give a shit
The truth is what counts.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:25:54 PM EDT
[#11]
Haiku... huh?  No "Hickory dickery doc, the libs can suck my cock" ?
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:28:17 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Political scum
The Red or the Blue, same shit
America is fucked




Five seven and five
It is what makes a haiku
Please live by this law


Thanks for a good catch,
I fixed my depressing poem,
Let's all get along.


You still can not count
It is really quite simple
Five, seven, and five
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:28:43 PM EDT
[#13]
Give yourselves a raise,
Job well done, doing nothing.
Sucking on our teets.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:30:06 PM EDT
[#14]
Nancy Pelosi?
Stupid bitch thinks we gave up,
But she's very wrong.

Haikus are cliche.
Refined poetry? Sonnets.
Don't be otaku.

As I wrote my post
Another posted something
To which I'll reply:


Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Political scum
The Red or the Blue, same shit
America is fucked




Five seven and five
It is what makes a haiku
Please live by this law


Thanks for a good catch,
I fixed my depressing poem,
Let's all get along.


You still can not count
It is really quite simple
Five, seven, and five


His second poem's right,
Read in a normal diction.
You complicate it.

A second edit:
Haikus must speak of nature,
but these do not, no?
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:32:12 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Motherfucking idiots
Who vote for third party assholes
Are a bigger waste sperm than the democrats


Your haiku does suck
It is not a haiku, jerk
Five, seven, and five.


That is just too bad
Too bad I don't give a shit
The truth is what counts.


You do give a shit
Your last post was a haiku
Haiku is what counts
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:32:17 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Political scum
The Red or the Blue, same shit
America is fucked




Five seven and five
It is what makes a haiku
Please live by this law


Thanks for a good catch,
I fixed my depressing poem,
Let's all get along.


You still can not count
It is really quite simple
Five, seven, and five


Check my first posting,
I can't change your quotation
I'm not Winston Smith
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:32:30 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:34:11 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:34:52 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Haiku... huh?  No "Hickory dickery doc, the libs can suck my cock" ?


Don't fuck with my thread
Were I a moderator
I would ban your ass
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:37:52 PM EDT
[#20]
Haiku threads used to get pretty good on ARFCOM. Then the membership changed faces to a large degree and they are out.

I don't think Haiku is cliche at all. It is what it is, a poetic form that has been around for close to a thousand years(something like that).

It also makes me wonder why Bushido is not more popular in the US.

Republicans fall
The nation speaks its mind
brush up on newspeak


I think Haiku is supposed to have a seasonal word included as well.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:39:57 PM EDT
[#21]
All set for a ban.
One thousand USA mags.
Sell them with jerky.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:40:51 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Haiku threads used to get pretty good on ARFCOM. Then the membership changed faces to a large degree and they are out.

I don't think Haiku is cliche at all. It is what it is, a poetic form that has been around for close to a thousand years(something like that).

It also makes me wonder why Bushido is not more popular in the US.

Republicans fall
The nation speaks its mind
brush up on newspeak


I think Haiku is supposed to have a seasonal word included as well.


Holy Fucking Shit
Only Haikus are allowed
I would ban you too
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:42:31 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Haiku threads used to get pretty good on ARFCOM. Then the membership changed faces to a large degree and they are out.

I don't think Haiku is cliche at all. It is what it is, a poetic form that has been around for close to a thousand years(something like that).

It also makes me wonder why Bushido is not more popular in the US.

Republicans fall
The nation speaks its mind
brush up on newspeak


I think Haiku is supposed to have a seasonal word included as well.


You ruined this thread,
Not writing in just Haiku,
Commit sepuku.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:43:32 PM EDT
[#24]


This will be my first
These threads always are funny
Haiku cherry, popped.



All of a sudden
Urge to buy a fifty cal
Grows much more stronger



Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:47:11 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Haiku threads used to get pretty good on ARFCOM. Then the membership changed faces to a large degree and they are out.

I don't think Haiku is cliche at all. It is what it is, a poetic form that has been around for close to a thousand years(something like that).

It also makes me wonder why Bushido is not more popular in the US.

Republicans fall
The nation speaks its mind
brush up on newspeak


I think Haiku is supposed to have a seasonal word included as well.


You ruined this thread,
Not writing in just Haiku,
Commit sepuku.



There always is one
The flow completely ruined,
Double-plus ungood.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:52:38 PM EDT
[#26]
Who is Nancy girl?
I fear she will take my guns
Why would she do this?

Will I be safer?
Perhaps all will be safer
Cops will make us safe?

Who wants to disarm
the lawful American?
Deceitful leaders

They seek destruction
Our Founding Fathers would reel
To see such folly
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:53:29 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Haiku threads used to get pretty good on ARFCOM. Then the membership changed faces to a large degree and they are out.

I don't think Haiku is cliche at all. It is what it is, a poetic form that has been around for close to a thousand years(something like that).

It also makes me wonder why Bushido is not more popular in the US.

Republicans fall
The nation speaks its mind
brush up on newspeak


I think Haiku is supposed to have a seasonal word included as well.


You ruined this thread,
Not writing in just Haiku,
Commit sepuku.



There always is one
The flow completely ruined,
Double-plus ungood.


Orwell was early,
But hit the nail on the head,
Prepare for INGSOC.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:57:01 PM EDT
[#28]
I kneel in the snow
Suddenly it is stained red
could not bear the shame
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:57:03 PM EDT
[#29]
Guns loaded and zeroed true

Supplies stocked, sealed and secured down below

This Fight I Fight Alone.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:58:58 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
I kneel in the snow
Suddenly it is stained red
could not bear the shame


You did the right thing,
Perhaps Rove should do the same,
Along with Foley.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 5:58:59 PM EDT
[#31]
Here's my contribution. I call it Ode to the 2006 Elections:


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:01:17 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Guns loaded and zeroed true

Supplies stocked, sealed and secured down below

Time to stand my ground.


Seven, ten, and five?
Some cannot follow the rules.
Still, one line is right.


Quoted:
I kneel in the snow
Suddenly it is stained red
could not bear the shame


Ah, at last, nature!
With a seppuku bonus!
Our first true haiku.

I edit my post
Black-Tiger, you have ruined
Your one correct line:


Quoted:
Guns loaded and zeroed true
7
Supplies stocked, sealed and secured down below
10
This Fight I Fight Alone.
6
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:02:18 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Motherfucking idiots
Who vote for third party assholes
Are a bigger waste sperm than the democrats


I agree 100%...

Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:06:33 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:06:51 PM EDT
[#35]
I hate democrats.
They steal our freedom, fuck em.
America is screwed up.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:09:38 PM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:11:01 PM EDT
[#37]
gay
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:18:31 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
gay


FreshAir is a queer
Non-posting noob can eat butt
Kiss our black asses
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:18:46 PM EDT
[#39]




Bush must have forgot
Saddam was no Islamist
Nice job, idiot.





Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:21:45 PM EDT
[#40]
The needs of the few
Will they take my Second Amendment Right
Pelosi, she has answers. Yes
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:21:59 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
gay


FreshAir is a queer
Non-posting noob can eat butt
Kiss our black asses


This thread has entered
A Weird Area, I smell a
Lock in the future.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:23:21 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
The needs of the few
Will they take my Second Amendment Right
Pelosi, she has answers. Yes


Don't count by the words,
We count by the syllables,
Please edit your post.
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:27:05 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
gay


FreshAir is a queer
Non-posting noob can eat butt
Kiss our black asses


This thread has entered
A Weird Area, I smell a
Lock in the future.


I shall redeem it
my first haiku, off topic
Will begin again

Assault weapons ban
Maybe more than cosmetic
Features now:  Turn in.



Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:28:30 PM EDT
[#44]
height=8
Quoted:


I shall redeem it
my first haiku, off topic
Will begin again

Assault weapons ban
Maybe more than cosmetic
Features now:  Turn in.




really gay
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:34:38 PM EDT
[#45]
Our proxy soldiers,
A great CIA triumph,
Until 9 - 01.


Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:35:29 PM EDT
[#46]
The Steelers suck ass
Senate and House lost as well
FUCK two thousand six



My first Haiku,
~Dg84

Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:37:20 PM EDT
[#47]
Republicans didn't live upto their name
Replaced with wolves, another loss for history
Now world, feel democrat pain
Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:39:34 PM EDT
[#48]
Hubris crazed monster,
We need our Beowulf soon,
To take this Beast down.


Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:42:48 PM EDT
[#49]
Hope Pelosi dies!
Her corpes is covered with flies!
And the Dems will cry!

...woooo  Morbid!

How about:

Let's move to Deutschland
Where we'll have the upper hand
Bye Bye Taco land!

Link Posted: 11/8/2006 6:47:11 PM EDT
[#50]
In the Fall OT six
Deceivers won lost control
two more years beast born
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