Quoted: On the beach with my ex-fiance Erica. It was on the inner coastal side in Destin, FL. Fucking Coasties shined their light on us from about a half-mile away. I'm sure they watched the doggy style grand finale money shot onto her back in their binoculars as the light played on us for several minutes. I shoulda waved.
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Nope, I've never shined a light on people fucking on boats, or on the beach, or in parking lots next to a river. Uh uh. not me.
Cruise ship escorts are fun. I always look for some girl getting railed in her stateroom right next to the window.
Holiday weekends are fun too. We would tie uyp at marinas for the night, and with all the boats there, the piers were always a-rockin
Another crazy place.
In her car on the Walt Whitman bridge in Philadelphia, PA, when there was an accident and our side of the bridge was shut down. At about 4 in the afternoon. I'm sure just about everybody saw.