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Posted: 9/9/2001 12:23:14 PM EDT
[#1]
Six Jack in the Box tacos with a
Super quencher Dr. Pepper would be good. |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 12:24:39 PM EDT
[#2]
Dodo Bird tounge on toast, oh, you can't get it for me right now, don't worry, I don't mind waiting.
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Posted: 9/9/2001 12:28:11 PM EDT
[#3]
An In&Out Double-Double with cheese, a large Coke & fries.
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Posted: 9/9/2001 12:29:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Brontosaurous burger breaded in Unicorn tusk. For desert I would like to have Elle Macpherson, Charlise Theron, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and Brittany Spears covered in Jello chocolate pudding. Also Beyonce Knowles and Jessica Alba covered in whip cream.
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Posted: 9/9/2001 12:31:41 PM EDT
[#5]
sack of sliders, half a dozen pickled eggs and a 6'er of Bud..
Gotta go in style!! ARSwami |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 12:46:31 PM EDT
[#6]
20 oz. Prime Rib from Wood Ranch.
House Special Fried Rice from China Inn. Several pints of Guinness to wash it down. And whatever Lordtrader is having for dessert... [heavy] |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 12:49:10 PM EDT
[#7]
In Georgia, one dude asked for a Pizza Hut pizza before his date with Reddy Kilowatt.
Another guy asked to see the sky one last time before Zap. They cut a hole in the ceiling above the chair. It is still there in case of another similar request. |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 12:51:46 PM EDT
[#8]
poorly prepaired angel fish with a bottle absynth :-)
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Posted: 9/9/2001 12:55:22 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted: Brontosaurous burger breaded in Unicorn tusk. For desert I would like to have Elle Macpherson, Charlise Theron, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and Brittany Spears covered in Jello chocolate pudding. Also Beyonce Knowles and Jessica Alba covered in whip cream. Fuck the meal; [i]Fuck[/i] the desert! |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 1:46:01 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: poorly prepaired angel fish with a bottle absynth :-) Prohibited by policy |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 1:47:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Looks like your average murderer drinks Dr. Pepper. Don't you wanna be a Pepper too?
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Posted: 9/9/2001 2:22:38 PM EDT
[#12]
World famous Fish and Chips from Doyle's, Watson's Bay, near the notorious 'Gap' (Sydney's famous suicide drop to the rocks, a 100+ metres fall). Those fish and chips, smothered in white vinegar, followed by a Street's Magnum 'Ego'. I'd already be in heaven, so just kill me!
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Posted: 9/9/2001 5:31:34 PM EDT
[#13]
Britney Spears and Pamela Lee Anderson
Quoted: Gotta love Texas for this site. Who would order "Liver and onions" for their last meal? Post your "Last Meal" Here's what I'm havin': Shrimp Cocktail; Garden Salad with Vinaigrette Dressing; Aged Porterhouse Steak (medium rare); Baked Potato with Butter; Coors on Tap in a Frozen Mug; Cheesecake with Strawberry Topping [url]http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm[/url] |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 5:37:23 PM EDT
[#14]
4lbs. of cherries and lowfat milk.
Britney Spears and Jennifer Love Hewitt. |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 5:43:14 PM EDT
[#15]
The Judge that put me here
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Posted: 9/9/2001 5:48:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: The Judge that put me here Get the jury instead. |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 5:49:01 PM EDT
[#17]
A two inch thick RAW steak. (I'll cook it later) *wink*. Who sez ya cant take it with ya?
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Posted: 9/9/2001 5:55:55 PM EDT
[#18]
SLIM-FAST...Not really...It would have to be my wifes homemade meatloaf with brown gravy, baked potato and peas. No desert. Just think about it, what if your last meal from some other place sucked, how could you die with a sucky last meal? You have to go with a sure thing here, because there are no second chances, accept no substitute...Home cooking, the next best thing to being there!
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Posted: 9/9/2001 5:57:28 PM EDT
[#19]
I'll have the Bearded Clams please. [}:D]
Oh yeah, and make that To-Go. |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 5:58:41 PM EDT
[#20]
"Fruit by the Foot"
That should buy me some time.[;)] |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 6:06:16 PM EDT
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Final Meal Requests?
oneshot1kill:"It would have to be my wifes homemade meatloaf with brown gravy" Ass kisser![;D] |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 6:07:28 PM EDT
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I think I'd request a chicken a la king MRE -- just to mess with their minds. [}:D]
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Posted: 9/9/2001 6:17:52 PM EDT
[#23]
this is perhaps the greatest website ever. Its odd who so many people wanted double meat cheeseburgers that are 'all the way'...must be a texas thing
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Posted: 9/9/2001 6:27:31 PM EDT
[#24]
An enormous cake with a blowtorch and an Uzi hidden in it?
Fava beans and a nice cianti? Seriously? Boulabaise. |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 7:57:09 PM EDT
[#25]
Two lobsters.
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Posted: 9/9/2001 8:03:59 PM EDT
[#26]
a bullet,
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Posted: 9/9/2001 8:19:42 PM EDT
[#27]
Veal parmigiana, filet mignon, crab rangoon, potatoes Au Gratin, lemon meringue pie, and a couple of bottles of Gabbiano Chianti. Hopefully they'll pump the current through me just after I polish off the last glass of wine, so I'm too drunk to care.
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Posted: 9/9/2001 8:29:04 PM EDT
[#28]
I'd eat so much jello that I couldn't even walk. . . they'd have to carry me to the chair on a stretcher. Then when they fried me, my stomach and abomen, filled with green and blue jello would actually boil and cause my gut to explode . . thus making all the people watching me feel sicker than hell (physically and mentally) for the rest of their lives. Not to mention one hell of a mess to clean up.
But if I couldn't have jello, I'd be satisfied with any one of Lord Trader's desserts. |
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Posted: 9/9/2001 8:39:56 PM EDT
[#29]
I'm pretty sure that if you request a steak (t-bone, porterhouse, ribeye, whatever) you end up getting a chopped steak (here in Texas anyway). Not like the prison has all of this cool stuff lying around. They improvise.
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Posted: 9/10/2001 12:11:00 AM EDT
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Quoted: Six Jack in the Box tacos with a Super quencher Dr. Pepper would be good. Oh man. You know where all of that stuff they scrape off of the grill goes? In the 2 for .99 tacos as meat! Woo hoo! I would like to have my final meal with a nice womenz like miss magnum. |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 12:29:54 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Quoted: Six Jack in the Box tacos with a Super quencher Dr. Pepper would be good. Oh man. You know where all of that stuff they scrape off of the grill goes? In the 2 for .99 tacos as meat! Woo hoo! I would like to have my final meal with a nice womenz like miss magnum. Shiiiit, that ain't meat. That's partially hydrogenated bean oil with meat powder. BTW- What ever happened to 3 for .99 cents? That's how Jack bought his helicopter? |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 12:37:58 AM EDT
[#32]
[size=6]No one wanted [red]sushi[/red]!?!??![/size=6]
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Posted: 9/10/2001 12:40:07 AM EDT
[#33]
Originally Posted By Boom Stick: [size=6]No one wanted [red]sushi[/red]!?!??![/size=6] Some dude mentioned bearded clam. I'll take the unbearded clam. Over 18 of course. |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 7:39:45 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: this is perhaps the greatest website ever. Its odd who so many people wanted double meat cheeseburgers that are 'all the way'...must be a texas thing That's because the "last meal" in Texas, can only be made with what is normally available in the prison kitchen, and there is no booze, beer or tobacco available either. "I want a big steak, rare, and a lobster tail." "That's nice. Here is your cheeseburger and some fishsticks." |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 9:16:33 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: An In&Out Double-Double with cheese, a large Coke & fries. Oh yeah (slobbering). The only think I miss from SoCal is IN AND OUT...mmmmmmmmmm. My last meal's request would go like this: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!" |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 10:00:10 AM EDT
[#36]
Although it may not be the tastiest meal available (maybe just eat the dessert), I would enjoy:
Appetizer: The warden's penis on a stick Soup: A big bowl of guard testicle soup with extra testicles. Salad: Rosie O'Donut's baked clam Main Course: The judges heart Dessert: That dripping yellow puss seeping from Hitlary Klinton's clam. |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 10:36:40 AM EDT
[#37]
i think this is the funnyest real one
"209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace " like he was gonna get any of that |
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Posted: 9/10/2001 12:35:49 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: Quoted: An In&Out Double-Double with cheese, a large Coke & fries. Oh yeah (slobbering). The only think I miss from SoCal is IN AND OUT...mmmmmmmmmm. My last meal's request would go like this: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!" I'd have to go out like on that stupid movie, "The Mummy". When one of the main characters is about to be hanged, the executioner asks him if he had any last requests. He quips, "Yeah... loosen the knot and let me go!" |
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