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Link Posted: 8/4/2006 1:37:35 AM EDT
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I went to the Navy Exchange today with DaBunny...

Must have been Old Folks Day, the place was packed with old people and smelled like Ben-Gay.



Missed this one...


OK...

I warned you all I was gabby....

WTF is up with old people, and their lack of ability to SMELL??

Old women are the worst offenders. Their LOUD, overpowering perfume makes me GAG! Can't they smell that they are stinky??




Nope. Their noses are overpowered.

I think they do it to cover up the BO they suffer from. Count your blessings.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 1:40:07 AM EDT
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On a positive note, I'm in the market for a new gun. I want something a little off the beaten path.

I'm open to suggestions.


Regarding what you are looking for... can you possibly be a little more vague?

Ever done black powder? Or BP cartridge guns, like the Sharps? How 'bout BP revolvers? More fun that you can shake a Pope at.


BP sounds inviting. I know I can get in fairly cheap. Sharps has crossed my mind a couple times, too!
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 1:43:43 AM EDT
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My brother and his wife, both Mormons, went to a posh restaurant in Monterey, CA. They brought their own alcohol-free wine. The wine captain came over and asked if they wanted him to open it for them. He did so, and (jokingly) snarled, "Would you like to smell the cap???" (This was just after the first Kermit the Frog movie came out.)

Then as they left, the bastage left them a $10.00 UNCORKING FEE on their bill!!!!!!

I think I've been there!

Actually, the finest restaurants I've been to, go out of their way to make you feel comfortable. Its the wanna be places that try to PROVE that they're all that, that try to intimidate.

I laugh at those fellows!

AND make them run for me.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 1:44:36 AM EDT
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On a positive note, I'm in the market for a new gun. I want something a little off the beaten path.

I'm open to suggestions.


Regarding what you are looking for... can you possibly be a little more vague?

Ever done black powder? Or BP cartridge guns, like the Sharps? How 'bout BP revolvers? More fun that you can shake a Pope at.


BP sounds inviting. I know I can get in fairly cheap. Sharps has crossed my mind a couple times, too!


I sold my Sharps a couple of months ago, to finance my AR-15 Bushmaster.  
HELL of a lot of fun to shoot! I also sold a Uberti BP Remington .44. That was cool, too.


I miss them.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 1:57:20 AM EDT
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Nope. Their noses are overpowered.

I think they do it to cover up the BO they suffer from. Count your blessings.


Gotta call bs here. They are way too dried up to have bo!

My most vivid experience was when I had my last son. It had been a while since I had a new baby, so went overboard on cleaning. My home was pristine, everything was cleaned. Spotless. CLEAN.

Then grandmas invaded.

OMG. It was like dueling banjos of loud perfume. Gardenia vs. White Shoulders.

The reek stuck. Try as I might, I couldn't get rid of the old lady flower thing, AND it was making me sneeze.

Washing down the poor baby, who was ripe with their perfume was a start. Then lots of lysol, clorox, and candles made it better.

It took DAYS to get rid of the smell!!!


Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:01:51 AM EDT
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Well i'm checking in.

I just woke up.
This sucks. I still need sleep, I just can't for some reason.
I have got a bunch of stuff to do today because we are leaving to go to Sturgis today and I'm not even packed.

Yesterday, the weekly golf tourney at my club was won be a guy that hardly ever plays. He is a former mini tour player so he is really good. The carry over was almost $4000. I missed my 35 foot putt by about 3 or 4 inches to keep the carryover going. It now starts back to maybe $100.

I was already blowing that cash on hookers and blow.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:03:37 AM EDT
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Well i'm checking in.

I just woke up.
This sucks. I still need sleep, I just can't for some reason.
I have got a bunch of stuff to do today because we are leaving to go to Sturgis today and I'm not even packed.

Yesterday, the weekly golf tourney at my club was won be a guy that hardly ever plays. He is a former mini tour player so he is really good. The carry over was almost $4000. I missed my 35 foot putt by about 3 or 4 inches to keep the carryover going. It now starts back to maybe $100.

I was already blowing that cash on hookers and blow.


Welcome
BTW... I am drunk, just thought I'd mention it again!!
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:04:37 AM EDT
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Hey there K!
Hows life?
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:04:53 AM EDT
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Gotta call bs here. They are way too dried up to have bo!

My most vivid experience was when I had my last son. It had been a while since I had a new baby, so went overboard on cleaning. My home was pristine, everything was cleaned. Spotless. CLEAN.

Then grandmas invaded.

OMG. It was like dueling banjos of loud perfume. Gardenia vs. White Shoulders.

The reek stuck. Try as I might, I couldn't get rid of the old lady flower thing, AND it was making me sneeze.

Washing down the poor baby, who was ripe with their perfume was a start. Then lots of lysol, clorox, and candles made it better.

It took DAYS to get rid of the smell!!!




A friend of mine let some woman in his truck that was wearing "white diamonds" that stench made me sick everytime I got in his truch for a month at least. He clained he couldn't smell it.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:06:12 AM EDT
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BTW... I am drunk, just thought I'd mention it again!!



Well let me go on record as saying.......w00t!
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:07:35 AM EDT
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BTW... I am drunk, just thought I'd mention it again!!



Well let me go on record as saying.......w00t!


I only have one beer left.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:07:44 AM EDT
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Hey there K!
Hows life?


I'm great. I need to go back to bed and get a few more hours of sleep.

But What the hell. I guess I will bump my post count.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:09:37 AM EDT
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A friend of mine let some woman in his truck that was wearing "white diamonds" that stench made me sick everytime I got in his truch for a month at least. He clained he couldn't smell it.


Oh...I believe it.

I'm a big believer in "you have to be close enough to me, to smell me" What perfume I wear, can only be experienced if you are REALLY close.

I don't need to send perfume reekage like a skunk trail, to mark territory.
Good GOD!
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:11:00 AM EDT
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Hey there K!
Hows life?


I'm great. I need to go back to bed and get a few more hours of sleep.

But What the hell. I guess I will bump my post count.


Well, I DO need to get to bed.

I have a busy day tomorrow.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:11:26 AM EDT
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A friend of mine let some woman in his truck that was wearing "white diamonds" that stench made me sick everytime I got in his truch for a month at least. He clained he couldn't smell it.


Oh...I believe it.

I'm a big believer in "you have to be close enough to me, to smell me" What perfume I wear, can only be experienced if you are REALLY close.

I don't need to send perfume reekage like a skunk trail, to mark territory.
Good GOD!


So, can i get close enough to smell your perfume?
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:13:58 AM EDT
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What perfume I wear, can only be experienced if you are REALLY close.



You get a w00t too. I love kissing on a chick's neck that has just the faintest scent of perfume.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:18:32 AM EDT
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Just found out I'll be going to Lake Tahoe in Sept.- Wifes work is sponsoring the deal.

Any good auto weapon rentals in the Reno area? Last time I was in Vegas I hit up the gun store.

Life couldn't have been better in that 45 minutes. Shot that TommyGun and Sten like it was my job. Looks like they got a M249 now


Forest fires ravaged a few cabins where I'm near and my home smells like I built a campfire  in the living room. Meet some firefighters at the local pub, and 99% of them are gun weilding goons.  Good guys.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:19:22 AM EDT
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BTW... I am drunk, just thought I'd mention it again!!



Well let me go on record as saying.......w00t!


I only have one beer left.


Thats ok, my Tequila is almost gone also.  Maybe we should wind down now
ETA: I am really fucked up!
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:21:18 AM EDT
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BTW... I am drunk, just thought I'd mention it again!!



Well let me go on record as saying.......w00t!


I only have one beer left.


Thats ok, my Tequila is almost gone also.  Maybe we should wind down down


After doing inventory i discovered that i have two beers left. WOOT!
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:23:58 AM EDT
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BTW... I am drunk, just thought I'd mention it again!!



Well let me go on record as saying.......w00t!


I only have one beer left.


Thats ok, my Tequila is almost gone also.  Maybe we should wind down down


After doing inventory i discovered that i have two beers left. WOOT!


Wow....look how great your day is going. You got twice as much beer as you thought.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:24:09 AM EDT
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What perfume I wear, can only be experienced if you are REALLY close.



You get a w00t too. I love kissing on a chick's neck that has just the faintest scent of perfume.

I got a w00t????



krpind makes my sig
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:24:59 AM EDT
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BTW... I am drunk, just thought I'd mention it again!!



Well let me go on record as saying.......w00t!


I only have one beer left.


Thats ok, my Tequila is almost gone also.  Maybe we should wind down down


After doing inventory i discovered that i have two beers left. WOOT!


There is a God!!!
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:26:47 AM EDT
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What perfume I wear, can only be experienced if you are REALLY close.



You get a w00t too. I love kissing on a chick's neck that has just the faintest scent of perfume.

I got a w00t????



krpind makes my sig


Sweet!!

You can have a w00t from me anytime....
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:27:21 AM EDT
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BTW... I am drunk, just thought I'd mention it again!!



Well let me go on record as saying.......w00t!


I only have one beer left.


Thats ok, my Tequila is almost gone also.  Maybe we should wind down down


After doing inventory i discovered that i have two beers left. WOOT!


There is a God!!!


Link Posted: 8/4/2006 2:46:51 AM EDT
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Silly yanks, go to sleep!  Its only awake time for futurelandians such as I!

Im starting to run low on beer too.  Only about 10 bottles left
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 3:00:52 AM EDT
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I'm at work.


although I am not working.

I am designing a new bumper for my truck on AutoCad
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 3:29:09 AM EDT
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Having a few beers and looking for a MG within my price range.



It's 1000 a.m in Germany. I'm having a few beers and looking at machine guns I can never afford.

Can I live vicariously through you?


Trinkest du gutes Deutschen Hefe-Weizen?


Nein, nischt wiesbier. Ich BITBURGER haben. Bitburger ist nischt sehr gut.

Ja, Ich mag Bitburger nicht! Hofbräuhaus ist die besten!


Hofbrauhaus ist gut, Paulaner ist besser. Bitburger ist sheise!

ETA: Tut mir leid, meine Deutch ist nischt sehr gut.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 3:43:07 AM EDT
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Did everyone give up? I found yet another beer in the fridge, so i am good to go.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 3:47:02 AM EDT
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Did everyone give up? I found yet another beer in the fridge, so i am good to go.


Nope, still here. I got about 4 beers left befor my mid-day nap.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 3:50:38 AM EDT
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Wait, something's wrong..................sleeping pills kicking in...........eyelids heavy.........bed calling my name........I...can't.......hold on.....much........longer........somebody post naked women with AR's, QUICK..............................aaaahhhhhh!
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 3:51:02 AM EDT
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Did everyone give up? I found yet another beer in the fridge, so i am good to go.


Nope, still here. I got about 4 beers left befor my mid-day nap.


I have ONE more beer, then it's off to bed for me. I need a job or something.
Link Posted: 8/4/2006 3:52:02 AM EDT
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Wait, something's wrong..................sleeping pills kicking in...........eyelids heavy.........bed calling my name........I...can't.......hold on.....much........longer........somebody post naked women with AR's, QUICK..............................aaaahhhhhh!


I can IM you some porn links if you like.
Link Posted: 8/5/2006 9:45:04 PM EDT
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On a positive note, I'm in the market for a new gun. I want something a little off the beaten path.

Ahhh... just went to the fun show today... Wasn't about modern guns, but old Western guns.

I started salivating over a Cattleman's carbine. Basically it is a .44 BP Remington revolver, tricked out as a carbine. A revolver with buttstock and looong barrel, if you will. They come in both BP and cartridge models.

Now, I'm waiting for someone to re-create a Spencer carbine, shooting some modern pistol calibers.
Link Posted: 8/7/2006 12:16:46 PM EDT
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(sigh)

Just remembering the Good ‘ol Days.
Link Posted: 8/9/2006 10:13:59 PM EDT
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(sigh)

Just remembering the Good ‘ol Days.


It may bother me a little bit, but we may someday look back at this era as 'the good old days.'

[jack nicholson] "Doesn't it ever occur to you that this is as good as it gets?"
[/jack nicholson]
Link Posted: 8/9/2006 10:16:32 PM EDT
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I still havent moved since i posted 6 days ago.  I installed a toilet next to the fridge, wich is next to the microwave and hooked up my laptop.  My dog is trained to make beer runs.
Link Posted: 8/9/2006 10:17:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/9/2006 10:20:51 PM EDT
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Checkin' in here.   4hrs, 40 minutes left on shift.
Link Posted: 8/9/2006 10:25:02 PM EDT
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Been watching Band of Brothers
Link Posted: 8/9/2006 10:41:08 PM EDT
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Just finished watching some Southpark, and now I am watching Fox News while shopping for FAL magazines. I'll probably crash in a few, though.
Link Posted: 8/9/2006 10:44:44 PM EDT
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Still here.

I have 4 more days off work, then I'm off for 3 weeks!!
Link Posted: 8/10/2006 12:42:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/10/2006 12:48:29 AM EDT
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Stop that MN!

Be good!
Link Posted: 8/10/2006 12:56:38 AM EDT
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Still here.

I have 4 more days off work, then I'm off for 3 weeks!!


What kind of job do you do?
Link Posted: 8/10/2006 1:01:51 AM EDT
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Still here.

I have 4 more days off work, then I'm off for 3 weeks!!


What kind of job do you do?


I'll send it via PM.

I had some guy on here just recently google my job, my county, and my first name, and come up with my whole name, address, and phone number.

Then he mapquested my home...from the local airport.

I'm a little more cautious these days.

How are you??

Link Posted: 8/10/2006 1:14:21 AM EDT
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Just woke up.
Link Posted: 8/10/2006 1:15:51 AM EDT
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Just woke up.


And I'm just about to go to bed.

WTH time IS it there?

Link Posted: 8/10/2006 1:17:06 AM EDT
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I'm here but now I'm crashing,

Night folks, err Mourning I mean.
Link Posted: 8/10/2006 1:55:38 AM EDT
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I started typing this a week ago.  

Sorry it took so long to show up here.
Link Posted: 8/10/2006 2:03:10 AM EDT
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I started typing this a week ago.  

Sorry it took so long to show up here.


OMG.

Stealth!

Whats up with you?

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