Are you a lardass?

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Are you a lardass?

Posted: 8/26/2001 2:18:58 PM EDT

I'm not.6'3,235.

Posted: 8/26/2001 2:21:10 PM EDT

[#1]

6'1", 230lbs. Started going downhill after 35. It's all downhill from here....

Posted: 8/26/2001 2:35:12 PM EDT

[#2]

Yeah,just turned 34.It's a real struggle,especially when you love to drink beer!

Posted: 8/26/2001 2:40:36 PM EDT

[#3]

6'1" 190#

Been there for thirty years.

Stay lean. Stay mean.

Posted: 8/26/2001 3:04:50 PM EDT

[#4]

Used to be...until the ex left last summer, and I got a REAL job. In two months, I lost 40 lbs., and that's a lot on a 5'4" frame. Went from 36" waist down to 31". Right now, I've leveled off at 150.

Posted: 8/26/2001 3:06:54 PM EDT

[#5]

Code name "Hard Hat"

Posted: 8/26/2001 3:08:10 PM EDT

[#6]

I am a lardass and proud of it!

After tearing the muscles out of the back of my leg in a nasty fall aboard ship I'm under doctor's orders not to run, swim, stair climb... I've put on 30 pounds since the accident nearly two years ago and now sit on my lardass at 210 pounds and 5'11".

I'll probably rate a 28% disability due to the injury.

(darn spelling)

Posted: 8/26/2001 3:17:09 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 8/26/2001 3:23:32 PM EDT

[#8]

Not a lardass yet but I should be considering all the sittin behind this screen I do. Lard might be replacing my brain though! 6' 180#

Posted: 8/26/2001 3:30:00 PM EDT

[#9]

Not any more - I'm 44, I was 250 lbs, 5' 10", huffing and puffing to get up stairs and get out of the car. More chins than a Chinese phone book. Huge T-shirts and pants- so big, I thought my tailor was Omar the Tentmaker. Not happy.

So....I joined Weight Watchers in April and have since lost 47 pounds.
Now I exercise more, feel better and life's a lot better in general. I eat better, too, and don't need all the junk I was eating before. Oof! Will be down to 170 lbs by early next year- best weight for 5' 10", for health, etc.

People I haven't seen in a while don't even recognise me any more (Is that you??) and women are suddenly VERY friendly.... >:^D

Bottom line (no pun intended): if you're a lardass, it's your own damn fault. Nothing more laughable that a middle-aged, doughy white guy with a huge gut.

Unfortunately that is the media's image of MOST gun owners in this country.....

Posted: 8/26/2001 4:03:50 PM EDT

[#10]

I'm 6'5" and 240lbs. I was 220 until I got married. It was all over after that.

Posted: 8/26/2001 4:07:49 PM EDT

[#11]

I resemble that remark!

Let's just say I'm a half-LardAss...

Posted: 8/26/2001 4:08:59 PM EDT

[#12]

No, I am all gut and no butt.

Posted: 8/26/2001 4:35:48 PM EDT

[#13]

Yeah I resemble that remark .
6 ft and 240 lbs . No light weight anyways .

It is much harder to take it off than to put it on .

Posted: 8/26/2001 4:57:01 PM EDT

[#14]

Not a lardass at all... 5'8", 180... I could use a few more laps on the track cuz I get winded easier that when I was in the service,now that nobody's kicking my ass to go running anymore.

For those of you who stay fit, what type of regimen do you use?

Posted: 8/26/2001 5:11:46 PM EDT

[#15]

6'-6" 220. I look like I am 240 or so. I cant understand it. I lift weights a lot and can bench press well over my body weight. However I broke my leg three months ago and I am still not back to work it was pretty bad. Perhaps I lost some mussle from my legs.

Posted: 8/26/2001 5:14:05 PM EDT

[#16]

Not yet, but by God I'm working on it! Drink too much beer is what the wife says, 5'9" and about 155lbs. Now some would say that ain't too bad, problem is my gut keeps getting bigger. Might have to do something about it pretty soon though, as I don't much care for it myself.(Nah!)

Posted: 8/26/2001 5:21:31 PM EDT

[#17]

6'0" 250 lbs. Typical right wing extremist gun owner. Every time I see some do-gooder talking about eating brussel sprouts & reducing fat intake, etc. etc. It makes me want to go buy a 16 oz. ribeye. Kind of like gun grabbers, every time they start up I go buy another gun.[moon]

Posted: 8/26/2001 5:23:33 PM EDT

[#18]

6'0 and 180lbs. So far, so good. If I didn't play sports so much, I'd be in big trouble. I don't eat right- basically red meat and beer.

Posted: 8/26/2001 5:29:02 PM EDT

[#19]

Not me!!! 5'11" tall and between 185-190. I wear size 30 inch waist, Unless I have my Glock 27 shoved in my pants with me, Then I'm in size 32's

Posted: 8/26/2001 5:43:58 PM EDT

[#20]

I was going to whip up a witty reply to this post but then my microwave went "Ping" and I had to attend to it.

Posted: 8/26/2001 6:38:50 PM EDT

[#21]

I'm 5'9" and 175, whatever that would qualify under?? Maybe a doeass.

Posted: 8/26/2001 6:58:01 PM EDT

[#22]

i consider myself preparing for the y3k coming famines and world collapse. I figure i should make it for about a year without food.

mike [:)]

Posted: 8/26/2001 7:07:08 PM EDT

[#23]

6'2" 250

It's my wind anchor when I'm shooting offhand.

Muscle is 3 times heavier than fat.[:)]

Posted: 8/26/2001 7:14:08 PM EDT

[#24]

hmm not sure 5'9" 210 pounds and my work pants all say 36" 30" on the back.

maby im 3/4 lard ass

Posted: 8/26/2001 7:40:02 PM EDT

[#25]

6'5", 260lbs, none of it muscle. [:D]

Posted: 8/26/2001 7:42:09 PM EDT

[#26]

not a lard ass, but I don't have a lot of stamina
5'8" 130lbs

Posted: 8/26/2001 10:36:55 PM EDT

[#27]

36 yrs, 5'6", 160lbs, 30" waist, max bench 315, max curl 115, max squat 415....but I'm a lardass because I like to watch TV....Lardassness is a frame of mind, a lifestyle not unlike the ways of Zen...I'm hoping to graduate to the next enlightened level....the Plane of Brando.

Posted: 8/26/2001 10:40:20 PM EDT

[#28]

Hell no 6'4" 205lbs.

[:)]

Posted: 8/26/2001 11:07:41 PM EDT

[#29]

After 3 weeks in the hospitial on a liquid diet, I went from 5'11" 180lb down to 140. just now trying to put some back on, but the cholesterol is still over the 300 mark and you can't put on any weight eating fruits and vegies, hell, I can't even hide my AICD
KenS

Posted: 8/26/2001 11:19:26 PM EDT

[#30]

What in the hell kind of question is this???

I am 4' 11" 350 lbs. I will be waiting by the kettle korn stand if you have a problem with that.

Posted: 8/27/2001 12:26:51 AM EDT

[#31]

Nope - 5'11" 170lbs ripped thanks to FC... [;D]

Tyler

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