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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:04:09 PM EDT
[#1]
who tatooed an AR on his johnson
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:05:51 PM EDT
[#2]
But his daughter, named Dawn
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:10:14 PM EDT
[#3]
said, with a yawn
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:26:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Schnake -
You are dealing with people who identify more with Dr. Seuss and the Cat in the Hat, than with limericks. [}:D] It's hard to soar like an eagle when the sky is littered with turkeys. [}:D] |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:32:39 PM EDT
[#5]
My daddy got that in San Quentin
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:46:38 PM EDT
[#6]
Well SGB, that [i]almost[/i] rhymes. LOL!
Start a new one. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:48:59 PM EDT
[#7]
There once was a flake named McUzi....
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:49:10 PM EDT
[#8]
"My BF's got a .50 - so I win"
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:51:14 PM EDT
[#9]
No, I'm sorry, but "San Quentin" doesn't rhyme with either "Wisconsin" or "Johnson". [rolleyes]
How about: It still isn't much of a sponson. [?] Next limerick: Eugene made a nifty black rifle |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:53:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: There once was a flake named McUzi.... who's girlfriend was known as a floozey. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:56:22 PM EDT
[#11]
What the hell is a "sponson?" [>:/]
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Posted: 8/21/2001 12:59:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: Quoted: There once was a flake named McUzi.... who's girlfriend was known as a floozey. She was known to have big tits and an uzi. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:02:45 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: Quoted: There once was a flake named McUzi.... who's girlfriend was known as a floozey. He had a website That smelled much like shite |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:11:11 PM EDT
[#14]
There once was a boy named JoJo
With pics of many a Ho Ho. He dressed up in drag And had sheep to shag But they bleated and said he was so-so. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:12:08 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: There once was a boy named JoJo With pics of many of many a Ho Ho. He dressed up in drag And had sheep to shag But they bleated and said he was so-so. OMG! LMAO! [beer] |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:12:33 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: There once was a flake named McUzi.... who's girlfriend was known as a floozey. He had a website That smelled much like shite but it stank less than McUzi's floozey's oozy poozy. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:14:18 PM EDT
[#17]
A website that was such a doozie
With links for many a floozie made hanfire so mad and the rest so sad cuz the site it belonged to McUzi. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:15:29 PM EDT
[#18]
A new, lighweight rifle, all black,
Made all the old timers go "Aaack". Mattel never made it. It "sproinged" when you shot it. And now there's nothing else in the rack. Well, I tried. Norm |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:16:18 PM EDT
[#19]
On A R Fifteen dot Com,
There's folks alike and aplomb, with nothing to say but post crap all day while discussing the nuclear bomb. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:18:55 PM EDT
[#20]
The old timers had the Garand
And it shot well full of sand The M Sixteen needs to be clean in order to fire as planned. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:24:25 PM EDT
[#21]
An ole rifle called the AK...
Shot well back in the day. All my commie friends, think its the living end, But they are all dead anyway. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:29:55 PM EDT
[#22]
DVDtracker has a Glock
it smells like a dirty sock He never cleans it shoots like he means it It runs like a new swiss clock. (ok, ok, that one had a dirty ending waiting to happen, I was nice...this time) |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:32:55 PM EDT
[#23]
The silly antis will say
That rifle's just spray and pray We know it's crap they should have the clap So they can't reproduce anyway. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:40:06 PM EDT
[#24]
I want a good F-A-L
my state congress does tell That I can not get a rifle to hit our children from halfway to hell. [:(] |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:42:28 PM EDT
[#25]
The carefree Aussies said Hey
Why do we need NRA? Then the antis won by taking their guns Now all they can say is G'Day |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:47:42 PM EDT
[#26]
A nice young man named SteyrAug
got married and moved to a bog his toys are so cool and make us all drool he still ain't as cute as my dog. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:49:32 PM EDT
[#27]
I tried a match at 600 yards
Quickly finding that it was too far I was failing to score Needing a free-floated bore I tossed the rifle back in the car |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 1:57:31 PM EDT
[#28]
I was on here during Y2K
Anticipating Algore's inauguration day Prices of prebans went nuts along with telescoping rifle butts But the antis where finally held at bay |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:00:44 PM EDT
[#29]
From ohio all down to texas
The talk was the battle of sexes. Miss Magnum then said you'll all end up dead unless you buy my new Lexus. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:01:18 PM EDT
[#30]
FrankTheSpank needed a hooker
So he picked up the phone and booked her She showed up at his place Big grin on his face And bragged about it on his computer Hmmm, ok kind of weak, I'll try some more shortly. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:02:41 PM EDT
[#31]
Went to the gun show in Reno
Played blackjack, not that dumb keno Saw what I couldn't buy Just sat down and cried Cause PRK thinks we're all mean-o's |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:11:25 PM EDT
[#32]
These rhymes will keep getting worse
until the good Mods start to curse the thread will then close and everyone knows that someone will start a new verse. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:15:40 PM EDT
[#33]
I'm quite bored out of my skull
Work is getting quite dull Think I'll go to ar15 Their message board is quite keen It's better than dumping stuff to /dev/null |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:17:18 PM EDT
[#34]
There was a young lad named Jojo
who used guns to work out his mojo he said to his womenz, I dont know what a gun is, so give me your dress I'm a homo. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:20:03 PM EDT
[#35]
All calibers big down to small
Some friends want to own 'em all I think they're funny it'd cost to much money And can't fit in a house so small. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:24:51 PM EDT
[#36]
[size=5] DELETED!!!!!!!!
NEVER FUCKING MIND! BITING MY LIP! [/size=5] Assholes. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:25:37 PM EDT
[#37]
There once was a man named Dave
who went out an bought an AK "I have to admit, the accuracy is shit, but think of the money I'll save". |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:37:49 PM EDT
[#38]
[b]someone finish this one[/b]
I once bought a rifle from Hesse The quality was to say the least, messy The damn thing wouldn't shoot Hesse didn't give a hoot |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:49:41 PM EDT
[#39]
This board has a good Evil Jew
His picture he posted too. Twas good enough But didn't look tough So now his name will be Pikajew. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:51:20 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted: [b]someone finish this one[/b] I once bought a rifle from Hesse The quality was to say the least, messy The damn thing wouldn't shoot Hesse didn't give a hoot So I sold it to your sister Bessie? |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 2:53:48 PM EDT
[#41]
Our dear brother named Landon
had a good limerick to hand in. He had to delete His rhyme discreet And laughed at us with abandon. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 3:12:51 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: [b]someone finish this one[/b] I once bought a rifle from Hesse The quality was, to say the least, messy Damn thing wouldn't shoot Hesse didn't give a hoot I even returned it expressee Oh well, Norm |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 3:20:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Whenever I`m out at the range The people all look at me strange Your rifle you see looks evil to me But I tell them it`s not going to change
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Posted: 8/21/2001 3:21:04 PM EDT
[#44]
Imbrog|io has but a snubby
and a 10/22 for his cubby The UN's his pal along with old Al Mention them and he'll get a chubby. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 3:25:02 PM EDT
[#45]
GoatBoy, Paul, Ed and Don R,
all come here from places afar they are all mods with beer ladden bods who lock threads from near and from far. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 3:29:05 PM EDT
[#46]
From Texas we have Lord Trader
from kali who used to root Raider He's in a slump his shotgun can't pump and now hunts as the Poon Crusader |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 3:39:14 PM EDT
[#47]
Some big states they aren't so free
It causes the good locals to flee we here cast our lot to polis who've taught That bad guns will kill you and me. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 3:42:12 PM EDT
[#48]
I think that i've rhymed myself out.
So for now, there's no need to shout. Come on back later, Go boil a tater, Never know what'll come out my spout. |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 4:21:52 PM EDT
[#49]
an AK limerick
There once was a boy with an AK who said AR-15's were all GAY ...but AK's shoot like SHIT cause they have a LOOSE FIT I'll take an AR-15 any day M4-AK [-!-!-] |
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Posted: 8/21/2001 4:44:19 PM EDT
[#50]
For Bushmaster Fans
You can buy AR's made in Hartford if you work for months to Afford but don't be a dolt and save money for Colt's cause you can have Quality Bushmaster's much faster M4-AK [spank] |
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