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Posted: 4/17/2006 7:32:45 PM EDT

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170680,00.html

TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:35:23 PM EDT

[#1]

tom... come out of the closet!

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:36:51 PM EDT

[#2]

That is the grossest fucking thing Ive read in months.

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:37:07 PM EDT

[#3]

Maaaaan Dude,

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:37:10 PM EDT

[#4]

Tom who? Never heard of 'em.

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:38:11 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:38:17 PM EDT

[#6]

cows eat the after birth.

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:38:21 PM EDT

[#7]

Sounds like a "Mission Impossible" he may or may not choose to accept.

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:38:58 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Sounds like a "Mission Impossible" he may or may not choose to accept.

Will the baby explode in 10 seconds?

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:42:30 PM EDT

[#9]

Is the Sun one of those bullshit tabloid types? Not that would really matter because Tom Cruise is 100% wacko. I used to enjoy SOME of his films. Now his off screen bullshit has pushed me over the edge.
Now that I think about it The Last Samurai was the last one of his that I can recall even enjoying.

I predict he will self destruct in the next two years.

Edit: Spelling

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:44:13 PM EDT

[#10]

This is what happens when you surround yourself with lackeys who treat you like you're an infallible, perfect god. You start believing your own bullshit.

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:45:05 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170680,00.html

TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”

He obviously was making a joke. I think he is a perfectly normal abnormal person. What fun would it be if we were all the same? Ya'll need to lighten up on people that are "different".

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:45:45 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
That is the grossest fucking thing Ive read in months.

Jeez. You ain't kidding!

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:45:45 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170680,00.html

TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.

“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

But when a GQ magazine interviewer said it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: “OK, maybe I won’t.”

He obviously was making a joke. I think he is a perfectly normal abnormal person. What fun would it be if we were all the same? Ya'll need to lighten up on people that are "different".

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:46:10 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
That is the grossest fucking thing Ive read in months.

+1087!

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:51:45 PM EDT

[#15]

This reminds me of the sceene in Coneheads when their daughter is born and he "cuts" the umbilical cord

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:53:22 PM EDT

[#16]

Whats worse is that people really do this.....They even have recipies....

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:54:08 PM EDT

[#17]

A little "Placenta Helper" and you have yourself a meal!!

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:56:33 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
A little "Placenta Helper" and you have yourself a meal!!

Your avatar is perfectly appropriate in this thread.

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:57:46 PM EDT

[#19]

I cut the cord for both of my kids. Never considered putting any of that stuff in my mouth.

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:58:22 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

That is pretty common.

Women have PLACENTA PARTIES and cook it, serve it to their girlfriends.

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:59:07 PM EDT

[#21]

It just goes to show that
a rich tard, is still a tard...

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:01:58 PM EDT

[#22]

Why am I laughing? Weirdo.

give birth in silence

That's bad carma. I expect him to be passing pumkin sized kidney stones soon. "In silence"

I thought she ditched that midget.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:02:00 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

tom... come out of the closet!

Is that John Travolta ...............................................Hey, there both in the closet ! ! ! !

JOHN.......TOM.......Ya,ll come on outa the closet.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:05:15 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Whats worse is that people really do this.....They even have recipies....

What???? Are you fucking serious?

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:06:04 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Whats worse is that people really do this.....They even have recipies....

What???? Are you fucking serious?

www.twilightheadquarters.com/placenta.html

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:06:50 PM EDT

[#26]

/muffled
"I'm not in the closet."

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:07:04 PM EDT

[#27]

Placentophagy
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Rat eating its offspring's placenta after birth

Placentophagy is the term used to describe the act of mammals eating the placenta of their young after childbirth.

The placenta contains high levels of prostaglandin which stimulates involution of the uterus, in effect cleaning the uterus out. The placenta also contains small amounts of oxytocin which eases birth stress and causes the smooth muscles around the mammary cells to contract and eject milk.

There is also a school of thought that holds that placentophagy naturally occurred to hide any trace of childbirth from predators in the wild, though the amniotic fluid not similarly ingested by the mother seems to discount this theory. Most placental mammals participate in placentophagy, including, surprisingly, herbivorous ones. Pinnipedia and Cetacea are exceptions to mammalian placentophagy, as is the camel. Placentophagy has been observed in Insectivora, Rodentia, Chiroptera, Lagomorpha, Carnivora, Perissodactyla, Artiodactyla (with the camel as a noted exception), and Primates. Marsupials, which are an order of metatherian (pouched) mammals, resorb rather than deliver the placenta, and therefore cannot engage in placentophagia; they do, however, vigorously lick birth fluids as they are excreted [1].

The most general benefit of placentophagy, according to recent research, is that placenta and amniotic fluid contain a molecule (POEF, Placental Opioid-Enhancing Factor) that modifies the activity of endogenous opioids in such a way that produces an enhancement of the natural reduction in pain that occurs shortly before and during delivery [2].
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Human placentophagy

Although the placenta is revered in many cultures, very few customarily eat the placenta after the newborn's birth. Those who advocate placentophagy in humans, mostly in modern America and Europe believe that eating the placenta prevents postpartum depression and other pregnancy complications. Human placenta tastes very similar to beef, with a springy texture similar to the heart. A variety of recipes are known to exist for preparing placenta for eating.[3]

Human placenta has also been an ingredient in some traditional Chinese medicines.

so, it tastes like beef and you can get high off of it?

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:09:41 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Whats worse is that people really do this.....They even have recipies....

What???? Are you fucking serious?

www.twilightheadquarters.com/placenta.html

Quoting myself to add another recipe page for PeteCO

www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec.htm

The link I originally posted has DINNER PICS

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:10:11 PM EDT

[#29]

Hooo-leeeee shit.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:16:35 PM EDT

[#30]

This thread is very disturbing.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:17:43 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Hooo-leeeee shit.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

You know in some cultures they only eat vomit. I never been there but I read about it..... in a book.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:18:18 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Hooo-leeeee shit.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

You know in some cultures they only eat vomit. I never been there but I read about it..... in a book.

Beat me to it dammit.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:18:41 PM EDT

[#33]

Speaking from the experience of having delivered, and /or assisted in the delivery of more than one baby in my carreer...
I can tell you with absolute certainty that there is nothing remotely apetizing about anything that comes out of there.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:20:04 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Speaking from the experience of having delivered, and /or assisted in the delivery of more than one baby in my carreer...
I can tell you with absolute certainty that there is nothing remotely apetizing about anything that comes out of there.

You mean this placenta roast with onions doesnt look good to you?

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:20:07 PM EDT

[#35]

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:21:08 PM EDT

[#36]

They're not bad fried. Just need batter.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:21:45 PM EDT

[#37]

So, ah what's it gonna be....9 or .45?

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:21:55 PM EDT

[#38]

EDIT: Looks like a beef burrito

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:22:39 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Is the Sun one of those bullshit tabloid types? Not that would really matter because Tom Cruise is 100% wacko. I used to enjoy SOME of his films. Now his off screen bullshit has pushed me over the edge.
Now that I think about it The Last Samurai was the last one of his that I can recall even enjoying.

I predict he will self destruct in the next two years.

Edit: Spelling

Agreed. I totally wouldn't put it past him, though.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:23:12 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Speaking from the experience of having delivered, and /or assisted in the delivery of more than one baby in my carreer...
I can tell you with absolute certainty that there is nothing remotely apetizing about anything that comes out of there.

You mean this placenta roast with onions doesnt look good to you?

www.twilightheadquarters.com/PLAC072.jpg

WTF?!? NO STAPLER?!!

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:29:44 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Speaking from the experience of having delivered, and /or assisted in the delivery of more than one baby in my carreer...
I can tell you with absolute certainty that there is nothing remotely apetizing about anything that comes out of there.

You mean this placenta roast with onions doesnt look good to you?

www.twilightheadquarters.com/PLAC072.jpg

WTF?!? NO STAPLER?!!

No napkin either

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:30:40 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
They're not bad fried. Just need batter.

Yeah, a little BABY BATTER and youre good to go!

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:56:15 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
That is the grossest fucking thing Ive read in months.

I think the state should commit him to an insane asylum. This guy is really wacked... How does one end up in such a place?

Posted: 4/17/2006 9:00:11 PM EDT

[#44]

So who's the father of his kid?

Posted: 4/17/2006 9:06:43 PM EDT

[#45]

Would eating the placenta make you a cannibal?

Posted: 4/17/2006 9:08:10 PM EDT

[#46]

What else would you expect...

FROM A SITH LORD?

Posted: 4/17/2006 9:10:30 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
This is what happens when you surround yourself with lackeys who treat you like you're an infallible, perfect god. You start believing your own bullshit.

+1 he and I don't see eye to eye. Of course he's shorter than I am. Met him a few times and he's a jealous prick.