It was a test of the foam system.
May 01, 2006
No place like foam
On TV’s “The A Team,” Col. John “Hannibal” Smith had a catchphrase he liked to dispense whenever his soldiers of fortune successfully completed the mission du jour.
With a smirk and a nourishing haul from his cigar, Hannibal would boast, “I love it when a plan comes together.”
In the Air Force, as in “The A Team,” some feats, it seems, can be gauged in ways you maybe never thought possible.
Chances are you’ve seen the e-mail being circulated — the one illustrating events from hangar 73 at Ellsworth Air Force Base, S.D. — and its attached PowerPoint presentation titled simply “The Foam Test.”
An April 14 report in the Black Hills Bandit, Ellsworth’s base newspaper, suggests the slideshow, and its depiction of a fire-suppression system gone seemingly haywire, has spread like, well, rapidly expanding fire-snuffing foam throughout the Air Force, her sister services and the national media. (Oh yeah, we’ve got a copy. Check it out.
Ellsworth officials want it known that the incident, actually a planned test of new equipment last August, was conducted properly — and that it yielded a desired a result: They now know it takes just two minutes, not six, for the system to do what’s needed.
That may have been a tough lesson for whoever parked their pickup right outside the hangar. Once the foam swelled, nearing the hangar’s roofline, and those gigantic doors were opened to let some escape, that poor truck was overrun with suds — yessir, inside and out.
One would like to think that such a contingency was considered. Surely, there was a Plan B.
While officials concede the foam rose “higher than needed,” mass distribution of this slideshow “has created a lot of work trying to correct misinformation,” said Capt. Michael G. Johnson, an Ellsworth spokesman.
“The PowerPoint presentation suggests that major mistakes were made,” Johnson said. “To the contrary, the test was an overwhelming success.”
In that case: cigar anyone?
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