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Posted: 3/25/2006 6:27:55 AM EDT

[#1]

I steer a pressurized metal tube containing humans through the lower
levels of the Earth's atmosphere.

Posted: 3/25/2006 6:34:11 AM EDT

[#2]

Hurricane Dodger

Posted: 3/25/2006 11:22:06 AM EDT

[#3]

~~I hang out on gun forums looking for possible illegal activities or anti-government statements and then turn the information on those posters over to federal authorities for a hefty reward.~~ I'm an freelance Network Admin.

Posted: 3/25/2006 11:24:55 AM EDT

[#4]

I work in a red lobster kitchen... making a cool $6.50 an hour

Posted: 3/25/2006 11:28:20 AM EDT

[#5]

Electromagnetic, thermonuclear, beam particle operator at Wal-Mart.

Thats how we roast those chicken ya know.

Posted: 3/25/2006 11:32:57 AM EDT

[#6]

Cropduster pilot...

Posted: 3/25/2006 11:42:33 AM EDT

[#7]

I perform research in diabetes

Posted: 3/25/2006 11:47:17 AM EDT

[#8]

I own a VERY small property management company and a VERY small electrical contracting company.

$6.50 in a Red Lobster kitchen would be a promotion for me

Full time college student, too.

Posted: 3/25/2006 12:23:08 PM EDT

[#9]

Pawnbroker

Retired AF

Posted: 3/25/2006 1:36:25 PM EDT

[#10]

Hey sixgun357,

I am a respirator therapist too! NICU,SICU,MICU,trauma team, did sleep studies for a while. Former EMT. Good stuff and times in the ole hospital the past week.

DAROGUE1

Posted: 3/25/2006 1:45:20 PM EDT

[#11]

I am a professional idiot for a living. (I own a bar) Which, contrary to popular beliefs, I am not wealthy, but rather strapped. Every one thinks that I am made of cash, jeez. BUT, If I wasnt married, I would be a professional "Poon Magnet".

Posted: 3/25/2006 2:04:23 PM EDT

[#12]

Target for middle management hostility.

Posted: 3/25/2006 8:19:54 PM EDT

[#13]

Law student.

In my past life, I was a newspaper copy editor. Before that, I was the murder/car wreck/house fire reporter.

ETA: A big part of what a copy editor does is writing headlines. Here are my best two that didn't make it into the paper (they were rejected):

When DeForest Kelley died:
"He's dead, Jim"

and when AP moved a story about a drop in the rate of venereal diseases:

"Syphilis rate slows to a trickle"

One that DID make it (when a truck carrying sausage crashed and blocked a major highway in the town where I worked:

"Sausage clogs city artery"

I had to keep myself amused somehow.

Posted: 3/25/2006 8:20:52 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
~~I hang out on gun forums looking for possible illegal activities or anti-government statements and then turn the information on those posters over to federal authorities for a hefty reward.~~

+1 There are a lot of us here ;)

Posted: 3/25/2006 8:29:08 PM EDT

[#15]

Shit...I can't remember now. Can somebody tell me?

Maybe tomorrow I'll figure this out...

Posted: 3/25/2006 8:31:38 PM EDT

[#16]

I'm not a lawyer on the Internet, but I play one in real life.

Posted: 3/25/2006 8:35:06 PM EDT

[#17]

Electrician.

Posted: 3/25/2006 8:42:48 PM EDT

[#18]

tin foil hat salesman

time for a group buy???

Posted: 3/25/2006 8:49:00 PM EDT

[#19]

I charge people ALOT of money to tell them to read their manual. And that hooking 10 car suboofers to their home reciever was a BAD idea. And that spraying WD-40 into their DVD load tray WON'T make it play better. And that PS2's wern't really designed to run while submerged in beer.

Oh, and alledgedly I repair / install consumer, professional and mobile Audio/Video eqipment.

Posted: 3/25/2006 8:51:19 PM EDT

[#20]

Fly aircraft/flight instruct.

Sell guns at a gunstore.

Posted: 3/25/2006 9:06:49 PM EDT

[#21]

Professional Baby Shaker.

I also take people fishing - think 'Lil Connor and Lacy (although they didn't like being the bait).

Posted: 3/25/2006 9:09:06 PM EDT

[#22]

Security Contractor and Drunk

Posted: 3/25/2006 9:13:02 PM EDT

[#23]

Wastewater treatment plant operator, I'm in it for the glory

Posted: 3/25/2006 9:24:28 PM EDT

[#24]

snowboard, play flute, shoot, hunt, metal detect, read, buy more guns

Posted: 3/25/2006 9:28:52 PM EDT

[#25]

Major League Infidel............no really i work at a local Police equipment shop

Posted: 3/26/2006 10:45:06 PM EDT

[#26]

I'm a Ninja.

Posted: 3/26/2006 11:04:30 PM EDT

[#27]

I breed bacteria designed to consume polymers by night, by day I make doors for the space shuttle.

On weekends I trim the nails of tree sloths.

Posted: 3/26/2006 11:20:43 PM EDT

[#28]

I kill people, legally.

Posted: 3/26/2006 11:33:58 PM EDT

[#29]

I seduce the canine by day, sell the pups at night.

Posted: 3/26/2006 11:43:05 PM EDT

[#30]

Space Shuttle Repel Master :)

Security Contractor (not an operator, place your own damn calls!).

Posted: 3/26/2006 11:53:35 PM EDT

[#31]

Advertising.

Posted: 3/27/2006 12:00:15 AM EDT

[#32]

I'm a male whore

Posted: 3/27/2006 12:07:44 AM EDT

[#33]

Thats man whore to you she bitches!!! Watch my mangina swell!!I get max Benjis for my snizzle.

Posted: 3/27/2006 12:09:17 AM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 3/27/2006 7:38:00 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

img60.imageshack.us/img60/5949/afg050314003large4kd.jpg

I wear one of those one weekend a month, two weeks a year but it doesn't have the star yet. It will next year, when I go to ~~re-education camp~~ 7-level school.

Posted: 3/27/2006 8:01:40 AM EDT

[#36]

Sr. PCB / Test Hardware Designer for an engineering firm...
(I design custom ATE test boards, system motherboards/daughter cards, and evaluation modules, all for various tester platforms and form factors).

I play hockey and go shooting when time permits...

Posted: 3/27/2006 8:04:38 AM EDT

[#37]

I babysit grown adults and move large quantities of soil, hazardous waste, and liquids from one place to another.

Posted: 3/27/2006 8:11:18 AM EDT

[#38]

I'm a pilot and also a sperm donor.

Posted: 3/27/2006 8:13:29 AM EDT

[#39]

Professional sandbox monitor and cat herder..

Posted: 3/27/2006 8:13:30 AM EDT

[#40]

Loss Prevention "Detective"

I watch people do disgusting and hilarious shit all day and occasionally catch shoplifters. There's a bunch of other uninteresting duties that go along with my job.

Tip: Never do anything inside a store that you don't want someone to see. Most of the time, someone saw you pick your nose and eat it, scratch your ass, fondle your girlfriend, tease your nipples, pick up food off the floor and eat it, sniff your fingers after scratching your crotch, and all the other nasty stuff grown men and women do when they think no one is watching.

Posted: 4/10/2006 9:11:19 AM EDT

[#41]

Offshore Systems Administrator

Computer geek on a boat.

Sam

Posted: 4/10/2006 10:37:27 AM EDT

[#42]

I Take Names In The Morning
Then I Kick ASS In The Afternoon

Posted: 4/10/2006 10:38:16 AM EDT

[#43]

Retired thug.

Currently a drug pusher.

I'm going into politics next.

Arc

Posted: 4/10/2006 10:43:12 AM EDT

[#44]

I was sent to monitor and report back all ARFCOM user communications and activities.

Posted: 4/10/2006 10:53:55 AM EDT

[#45]

I go to rather unpleasant places in the world and sit in a metal box with lots of blinky thingies.

Posted: 4/10/2006 10:57:45 AM EDT

[#46]

Space shuttle door gunner.

Posted: 4/10/2006 11:00:01 AM EDT

[#47]

I install Whistlers in tail pipes and they go woo wooooo

Posted: 4/10/2006 11:03:37 AM EDT

[#48]

ecgRN

Posted: 4/10/2006 11:05:20 AM EDT

[#49]

i'm batman

Posted: 4/10/2006 11:13:40 AM EDT

[#50]

Absolutely God damn nothing!

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