Hey...let's all have a cuddle party!

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Posted: 3/16/2006 12:23:32 PM EDT

File this under W, for WTF?

www.cuddleparty.com

And a detailed article on what goes on there, from the perspective of a first timer.

www.cuddleparty.com/press/nerve.html

The world is a weird place, indeed.

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:24:48 PM EDT

[#1]

I think it should be filed under "F" for "Fracking retarded"

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:26:05 PM EDT

[#2]

stupid hippies

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:26:41 PM EDT

[#3]

How about no.

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:28:46 PM EDT

[#4]

Can you imagine the smell? All those unwashed hippies sweating against one another?

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:29:25 PM EDT

[#5]

I wonder what one of them would say when they tried to cuddle with me and felt my 1911 CCW?

Is that a pistol or are you just happy to see me?

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:30:00 PM EDT

[#6]

I wonder how they would react to someone showing up in sweat pants with a huge fake erection?

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:35:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I wonder how they would react to someone showing up in sweat pants with a huge fake erection?

Jonny Knoxville style.

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:48:29 PM EDT

[#8]

That was one of the most disturbing things I've ever read.

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:50:22 PM EDT

[#9]

The cuddle party "founders" with Montel.

This is either an elaborate scam to steal your internal organs, or it is the most disturbing thing I have seen in a long time.

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:51:50 PM EDT

[#10]

That is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Did anybody read the FAQ?

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:53:28 PM EDT

[#11]

How about b for Bullshit! just like "Life Coaches"

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:54:19 PM EDT

[#12]

Wow so many showed up they could only get 12 in this photo and one of them is a beached whale

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:54:26 PM EDT

[#13]

This is really just an excuse to have an orgy, right?

Short answer: No. A Cuddle Party is a non-sexual event.

Sorry, no sex, folks!

WHAT A RIP OFF!

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:54:54 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
How about b for Bullshit! just like "Life Coaches"

+1000

Posted: 3/16/2006 12:55:07 PM EDT

[#15]

I get my non-sexual events at home with the wife!!!

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:06:27 PM EDT

[#16]

1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
2. No SEX.
3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a "no" before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
4. If you're a "yes," say "yes." If you're a "no," say "no."
5. If you're a maybe, say NO.
6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a "yes" to a "no," "no" to a "yes" anytime you want.
7. NO DRY HUMPING!
8. Communicate, communicate, communicate.
9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party.
10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.
12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.
13. Arrive on time.
14. Be hygienically savvy.
15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:08:24 PM EDT

[#17]

Okay, this is fucked up.

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:11:31 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.

Those two made me spit coffee all over my keyboard.

LoL.

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:16:02 PM EDT

[#19]

I do believe that's the queerest thing I've ever seen.

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:16:57 PM EDT

[#20]

I lost interest after rule #7

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:18:24 PM EDT

[#21]

Its like an orgy for retards.

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:19:30 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Its like an orgy for retards.

you're confused...you're thinking of the democratic national convention

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:24:08 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
That is one of the gayest things I have ever seen.

The first thing I thought while reading this was "This may well be gayer than actual gay sex."

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:34:38 PM EDT

[#24]

So, now we know what hell looks like if you're a germophobe.

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:42:03 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I lost interest after rule #7

Me too.

But the rules didn't say any thing about recieveing a blow job or hand job for the ladies.

Clinton already proved that, that does not mean sex.

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:47:34 PM EDT

[#26]

15. Clean up after yourself.

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:48:55 PM EDT

[#27]

"I came up with a great new party game. Everybody slathers themselves with vegetable oil and wriggles around on the floor like snakes."

"How the hell do you win?"

"The way I see it, EVERYONE's a winner!"
That's gayer than the Fab 5 humping the Village People.

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:52:21 PM EDT

[#28]

"What's that poking me. OMG that's disgusting!"
"Take a chill pill bitch, that would be my Glock"

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:52:29 PM EDT

[#29]

Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty? What's that?

Cuddle Lifeguards are a select group of amazing individuals who are specially trained and certified in how to facilitate Cuddle Parties. They are responsible for ensuring the integrity of the room, meaning that no sex happens, that everyone feels safe, and that the sexual energy, when it shows up, is dispersed safely. They, along with the Cuddle Caddy, facilitate the Welcome Circle and make sure everyone gets taken care of.

What's the job of the Cuddle Caddy?

Cuddle Caddies assist the Cuddle Lifeguards. Their job is to help out, by checking people in, answering questions and backing up the Lifeguard. They too are trained, but their training isn't as intense or long as the certification to become a Cuddle Lifeguard. Think of Cuddle Caddies as the flannel sidekicks of the Cuddle Party Dynamic Duo.

Stranger: "So what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a Cuddle Lifegaurd...I just got promoted from a cuddle caddy"

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:54:31 PM EDT

[#30]

How do I become a certified cuddle lifeguard? Is it like going to the police academy?

Posted: 3/16/2006 1:55:12 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
I lost interest after rule #7

#2 did it for me.

Posted: 3/16/2006 5:57:53 PM EDT

[#32]

i think we should have an ARFCOM cuddle party.

Posted: 3/16/2006 6:02:27 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
i think we should have an ARFCOM cuddle party.

About half of us are similar to pillows anyway (speaking as one of that half)...

Posted: 3/16/2006 6:05:40 PM EDT

[#34]

Sofa King Ra Ta Ted

Posted: 3/16/2006 6:25:23 PM EDT

[#35]

The correct answer when someone tells you they are going to a cuddle party:

Posted: 3/16/2006 6:28:38 PM EDT

[#36]

WTF, I might have to eat a can of beans and crash their party.

Posted: 3/16/2006 6:33:12 PM EDT

[#37]

SO what is the difference between a "cuddle party" and a circle jerk ?

Posted: 3/16/2006 6:33:22 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Its like an orgy for retards.

No.....it's training for "The Future Furries of America"

Accountant

Posted: 3/16/2006 6:40:24 PM EDT

[#39]

That is the most ghey, and disturbing thing I have seen in a long while.

Posted: 3/16/2006 7:05:33 PM EDT

[#40]

Fucking sexless fruitcakes.

Posted: 3/16/2006 7:07:37 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
"I came up with a great new party game. Everybody slathers themselves with vegetable oil and wriggles around on the floor like snakes."

"How the hell do you win?"

"The way I see it, EVERYONE's a winner!"

I laugh so little anymore. You've brightened my day.

Posted: 3/16/2006 7:13:44 PM EDT

[#42]

If the Playboy Mansion ever hosts one I'm there. This would be really scary given the kind of females that are likely to show up at a "cuddle party."

1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
2. No SEX.
3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a "no" before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
4. If you're a "yes," say "yes." If you're a "no," say "no."
5. If you're a maybe, say NO.
6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a "yes" to a "no," "no" to a "yes" anytime you want.
7. NO DRY HUMPING!
8. Communicate, communicate, communicate.
9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party.
10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.
12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.
13. Arrive on time.
14. Be hygienically savvy.
15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.

Posted: 3/16/2006 7:17:36 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
2. No SEX.
3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a "no" before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
4. If you're a "yes," say "yes." If you're a "no," say "no."
5. If you're a maybe, say NO.
6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a "yes" to a "no," "no" to a "yes" anytime you want.
7. NO DRY HUMPING!
8. ~~Communicate, communicate,~~Shoot, move, communicate.
9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party.
10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.
12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.
13. Arrive on time.
14. Be hygienically savvy.
15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.

Fixed it a little.

Posted: 3/16/2006 7:19:30 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
If the Playboy Mansion ever hosts one I'm there. This would be really scary given the kind of females that are likely to show up at a "cuddle party."

1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
2. No SEX.
3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a "no" before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
4. If you're a "yes," say "yes." If you're a "no," say "no."
5. If you're a maybe, say NO.
6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a "yes" to a "no," "no" to a "yes" anytime you want.
7. NO DRY HUMPING!
8. Communicate, communicate, communicate.
9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party.
10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.
12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.
13. Arrive on time.
14. Be hygienically savvy.
15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.

17. No farting or dutch ovens.