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Posted: 8/10/2001 8:13:49 AM EDT
I was hanging out with my girlfriend's nephew and we were watching cartoons before he had to go to school. One of the cartoons was about a white mouse planning on ruling the world. I asked him what would he do if he ruled the world.
He replied,"I wouldn't start school so early in the morning." Kid's pretty deep. It's good to know that I can have a deep conversation with an eight year old. What would you do if you ruled the world? |
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Quoted: What would you do if you ruled the world? View Quote SteyrAug's got the right idea. I would be surrounded by Britney and Katie Holmes for starters. |
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Every store would sell Levis 501 jeans and Every bar would serve Guiness stout on tap.
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Quoted: Every store would sell Levis 501 jeans and Every bar would serve Guiness stout on tap. View Quote Someone's gonna tell you that Levi's is an anti company. They have been known as such. |
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Quoted: Every store would sell Levis 501 jeans and Every bar would serve Guiness stout on tap. View Quote I second that on the Guiness. A black and tan sounds really good right about now. |
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I would disarm everyone except for my "police force". I would then have that police force kill anyone who disagrees with my policies and "ideals". Any competition to my rule would be met with the assassination of all involved. The media would be under my direct control as would all religious houses.
Once I have everyones attention and my rule is unopposed, I could build a beautiful eutopian world with free cheesy poofs and magic beans for all. oh yea, if you're caught drinking one of those pisswater type American beers, you'll be labeled mentally unstable and turned into soylent green for some crime to be named later. |
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Quoted: Someone's gonna tell you that Levi's is an anti company. They have been known as such. View Quote They might be an anti company, but they are still an American Icon. Just because I wear Levi's doesn't mean I agree with their philosophy on guns. |
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Once I have everyones attention and my rule is unopposed, I could build a beautiful eutopian world with free cheesy poofs and magic beans for all. View Quote Magic beans? I want to live in your world. |
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In my youth, I went to Ireland and drank many a Guiness Stouts. One night I was standing at a bar in a pub, having just finished my 15th Guiness or so, and the barkeep handed me another. I took a look at that soupy heavy luke warm frothy motor oil that passes as beer, and suddenly realized that it sucked. I poured it in the urinal and got a Fosters. Even that was not too great, as they have apparently not discovered the merits of refridgeration over there.
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Just because I wear Levi's doesn't mean I agree with their philosophy on guns. View Quote No,it doesn't. It just means you give your money to support those who would prefer you be a helpless subject. Your money, your business. Just doesn't sound very smart to me. |
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Quoted: From Office Space...."Two Chicks" View Quote Think I'd start with the Olson twins. |
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Quoted: Just because I wear Levi's doesn't mean I agree with their philosophy on guns. View Quote No,it doesn't. It just means you give your money to support those who would prefer you be a helpless subject. Your money, your business. Just doesn't sound very smart to me. View Quote How can a company that makes clothes begin to make anybody a "helpless subject?" Are you that pathetic? And this thread is about being the ruler of the world, not a debate on anti's. If every car maker in the world was anti gun, would you stop driving cars? Are you that narrow minded? |
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.... and when I'm supreme ruler of the world, petty bickering and name calling will end (except at sporting events).
Those who continue will be subject to my dungeon where the culprits will learn "perspective" as they are repeatedly "buggered", hit with pain sticks and will have one close friend or family member executed in front of them. That should be enough to teach them what is important. Do I know how to create a "Utopia" or what. |
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I much prefer the honorific "PLANETARY COORDINATOR".
As a Coordinator, I think my tenure would best be described as "Cruel, but Fair". The phrase "Steel Fist in a Velvet Glove" also comes to mind. I want nothing for myself; the honor and privilege of service is all I ask. Thank you! [;)] |
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Quoted: Quoted: Just because I wear Levi's doesn't mean I agree with their philosophy on guns. View Quote No,it doesn't. It just means you give your money to support those who would prefer you be a helpless subject. Your money, your business. Just doesn't sound very smart to me. View Quote How can a company that makes clothes begin to make anybody a "helpless subject?" Are you that pathetic? And this thread is about being the ruler of the world, not a debate on anti's. If every car maker in the world was anti gun, would you stop driving cars? Are you that narrow minded? View Quote Because a portion of the money you send with them goes to fund organizations such as HCI and other anti-gun anti rtkba organizations. If you are serious about your rights and freedoms these are things you consider. I agree you can't avoid them all but if alterantives are available i will seek them out. Levis = anti-gun anti-freedom. I send my money elsewhere. |
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Celt is 100% right!!!
I will not give my money to any business that supports those who will attempt to deny me my freedoms!!! [%(] Anyone who knowingly supports anti-freedom & anti-gun groups are nothing but sheeple with tunnel vision that don't have a clue as to what's wrong with this country. ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." |
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Quoted: .... and when I'm supreme ruler of the world, petty bickering and name calling will end (except at sporting events). Those who continue will be subject to my dungeon where the culprits will learn "perspective" as they are repeatedly "buggered", hit with pain sticks and will have one close friend or family member executed in front of them. That should be enough to teach them what is important. Do I know how to create a "Utopia" or what. View Quote LOL, I think poker parties, strip joints, and beer gatherings should be included in the allowed bickering area.[:D] |
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How can a company that makes clothes begin to make anybody a "helpless subject?" View Quote Are you that pathetic? View Quote And this thread is about being the ruler of the world, not a debate on anti's. View Quote If every car maker in the world was anti gun, would you stop driving cars? Are you that narrow minded? View Quote |
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Quoted: How can a company that makes clothes begin to make anybody a "helpless subject?" View Quote Are you that pathetic? View Quote And this thread is about being the ruler of the world, not a debate on anti's. View Quote If every car maker in the world was anti gun, would you stop driving cars? Are you that narrow minded? View Quote View Quote That pretty much says it all mike |
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Quoted: LOL, I think poker parties, strip joints, and beer gatherings should be included in the allowed bickering area.[:D] View Quote Under my rule, poker parties, strip joints, and beer gatherings will be the main support for the new economy. Except beer will be free, and so will strippers and hookers. Although visits to "the clinic" will be heavily taxed. Ok, some bickering will be allowed in these places, unless the topic has anything to do with putting down the Supreme Ruler. Then you get turned into Soylent Green. |
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Quoted: Quoted: How can a company that makes clothes begin to make anybody a "helpless subject?" View Quote Are you that pathetic? View Quote And this thread is about being the ruler of the world, not a debate on anti's. View Quote If every car maker in the world was anti gun, would you stop driving cars? Are you that narrow minded? View Quote View Quote That pretty much says it all mike View Quote That says nothing. It's just one person's opinion. That person is so narrow minded that he can't see the trees in the forest. IMO, California is the best state in the union. Gorgeous plastic women, hundreds of miles of beaches, year around summer, and opportunities everywhere. Of course there are problems, but what state doesn't have problems? I can live without an AR-15 if it means living in California. It's not like I take out the gun every day to shoot cans or paper targets. |
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I hear California has a lot of plastic men to go with the plastic women.
Apologies to non-plastic people everywhere. |
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Ummmm, then, besides a place to come and invert your metaphors, why are you wasting your time on an AR15 site talking to a bunch of narrow minds?
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i think you will find it's not one person's opinion but the opinion of several thousand "narrow minded" members here.
Your attitude is the reason Kali has turned into a shithole. Yes i said shit hole. I have been to kali several times and frankly was not impressed. Obnoxious liberal idiots everywhere you look. I'm sure there are good people there but i never saw any. Go get back into your bmw and hand your life over to your state government. As for me i prefer to live my own life in a free state. Hopefully you'll get to read this before your power goes out again. mike |
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Quoted: Ummmm, then, besides a place to come and invert your metaphors, why are you wasting your time on an AR15 site talking to a bunch of narrow minds? View Quote I'm just saying what would YOU give up just to have the privilege of owning your gun? If I was GOD, and thank GOD I'm not, and I said you can keep your gun, but you have to give up your son/daughter. Would YOU? Of course not. Is the gun more important than your loved ones? It's just a gun. I wouldn't call this a waste of time. Some of my best conversations are with people who don't agree with me. If everyone agreed with everyone about everything, what the heck would you talk about? It's just too bad we couldn't pull up some chairs and pop open some beers and talk about this. |
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so you are saying you value your levis as much as your children?
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AR-15.com... The only place I know where a thread about Pinky and the Brain and ruling the universe can be turned into a political debate concerning a jean manufacturers ideologies, California bashing, a general rant and a slam fest.
I swear, some of you people are going to die lonely and bitter after living a life without any fun. If the sun is shining where you live, go out and soak some in. It'll do ya a world of good. Think I'll do the same. |
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I'm just saying what would YOU give up just to have the privilege of owning your gun View Quote Good question. I would give up my life for YOU to have the privilege of owning a gun. Pretty narrow, huh? |
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Quoted: I'm just saying what would YOU give up just to have the privilege of owning your gun View Quote Good question. I would give up my life for YOU to have the privilege of owning a gun. Pretty narrow, huh? View Quote Wow, really? You're that passionate about gun ownership? You would give your life for me, a guy who's just so-so about gun ownership? Don't get me wrong, I agree with you to a certain degree, but damn, that's going pretty far, in my book. |
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Your rights are no better or worse than his. I think he's saying that if your rights are in jeopardy, then so are his.
And he'll fight to keep his (and your) rights intact, because fundamentally those rights belong to ALL of or NONE of us. |
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Quoted: AR-15.com... The only place I know where a thread about Pinky and the Brain and ruling the universe can be turned into a political debate concerning a jean manufacturers ideologies, California bashing, a general rant and a slam fest. I swear, some of you people are going to die lonely and bitter after living a life without any fun. If the sun is shining where you live, go out and soak some in. It'll do ya a world of good. Think I'll do the same. View Quote Stealth, it's just good clean fun to pass the time until I get into my BMW to leave work.[:D] |
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John,
Does being, as you put it, "so-so" about gun ownership make it so hard to understand those with much stronger convictions? I don't mean to speak for Celt, but I think he's really referring to defending ALL of your rights as listed in the Bill of Rights and the Amendments. |
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Quoted: i think you will find it's not one person's opinion but the opinion of several thousand "narrow minded" members here. Your attitude is the reason Kali has turned into a shithole. Yes i said shit hole. I have been to kali several times and frankly was not impressed. Obnoxious liberal idiots everywhere you look. I'm sure there are good people there but i never saw any. Go get back into your bmw and hand your life over to your state government. As for me i prefer to live my own life in a free state. Hopefully you'll get to read this before your power goes out again. mike View Quote Damn, what part of California did you go to? Next time you're here, come down to Laguna Beach. I'll personally show you around and I guarantee you'll meet a lot of really cool people. And you'll get to ride in my BMW.[:D] |
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spent a fair amount of time in LA, frisco, and a LOT of time in Long beach. Can't say there was much there worth seeing. Beaches here are far better, less crowded and cleaner. Night life was ok, but i have had much more fun in florida. But that's just my opinion. I think you will find many of us here would fight for anyone's rights if it came down to it.
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Quoted: John, Does being, as you put it, "so-so" about gun ownership make it so hard to understand those with much stronger convictions? I don't mean to speak for Celt, but I think he's really referring to defending ALL of your rights as listed in the Bill of Rights and the Amendments. View Quote I think you're right, Wadman. To me it's just a gun, but to some it represents a lot more. |
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What do you think firearm ownership means to people such as Celt?
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Quoted: What do you think firearm ownership means to people such as Celt? View Quote I'm not sure. He reminds me of a guy who belongs to PETA. He thinks all testing on animals is wrong and he also would lay his life down for an animal. Kinda similar to Celt laying his life down for a gun. I just think it sounds too ultra-radical. |
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Okay, so it's just for a gun. Like PETA is for animals. And there are no other factors or issues?
Assuming you've perused this forum for awhile, you haven't noticed threads regarding rights and freedom, government tyranny, etc? If you did see such thread topics, did you not click them? ----- Would you accept the possibility that you may be drastically wrong? If so, would you be willing to take the effort to perhaps understand how people really feel and why they feel that way? |
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If I were the Supreme Ruler of the World
I would have my Supreme Baliff............ . . . . . . . . . . [size=6]Wack all your pee-pees![/size=6][}:D] Now everybody Kiss and make up. sgb[:D] |
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The Founding Fathers of this country were considered the "ultra-radicals" of their day.
This country has been so dumbed down with respect to Civics and the Constitution that the FF are considered too radical TODAY. IIRC, a test was given, handing out copies of the Bill of Rights VERBATIM, and asking people to read and give opinion. Most repondants thought it was a too-radical document. Few, if any recognized it for what it was. Maybe radicalism isn't all bad sometimes. Think about it. |
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Quoted: Would you accept the possibility that you may be drastically wrong? If so, would you be willing to take the effort to perhaps understand how people really feel and why they feel that way? View Quote Wrong about what? I'm just saying I wouldn't lay my life down for a gun or an animal. A person, yes, a gun or animal, no. |
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Did I mention free beer?
As Supreme Ruler, I would not allow pee-pee whacking by baliffs. You have to whack your own pee-pee's in the privacy of your homes. And no kissing and making up. All fights concerning principles will be to the death and in a public arena. Of course if the prevailing viewpoint is in conflict with mine, you will be executed for treason. |
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Quoted: Did I mention free beer? As Supreme Ruler, I would not allow pee-pee whacking by baliffs. You have to whack your own pee-pee's in the privacy of your homes. And no kissing and making up. All fights concerning principles will be to the death and in a public arena. Of course if the prevailing viewpoint is in conflict with mine, you will be executed for treason. View Quote All hail StealthWorld!!!! And bow down to the Almighty Stealth!!!!! *Bows deeply to my new ruler while opening a free beer* Would you prefer my leige, my lord, your highness, Ceasar, mighty one, or supreme being? |
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In THIS context, not some hypothetical burning building, but re an oppressive government or unlawful intrusion situation, how do you expect to "lay down your life" in any meaningful way? Without the means to inflict same on the attacker, it would be a futile final gesture.
Don't fall on the perp's knife so he can gut you, shake you off of it, then attack your wife, KILL HIM, with, uhhh, a GUN. |
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Quoted: Don't fall on the perp's knife so he can gut you, shake you off of it, then attack your wife, KILL HIM, with, uhhh, a GUN. View Quote You mean like an illegally converted HK SP89? How ya doing Citadel? Long time no see or hear. Where are ya shooting since they closed Burro Ranch? |
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I'm not sure. He reminds me of a guy who belongs to PETA. He thinks all testing on animals is wrong and he also would lay his life down for an animal. Kinda similar to Celt laying his life down for a gun. I just think it sounds too ultra-radical. View Quote Well...I was going to go away quietly, but I'd better put in one more..... I didn't say I'd die for a gun. I said I'd die for your right to own one. Here are my core beliefs on the matter, then I'll shut up: One of the constants of human nature is that there will always be some who would control others. Sometimes they are more powerful, by virtue of numbers, or physical strength...and they get their way. In 6000 years of history this has always resulted in misery to one degree or another. The only, repeat, only thing that prevents them from having their way is the presence of armed men, and women, on the other side. Once you are unarmed, you are, at the end of the day, helpless...and dependant on the virtue of others for your life. Not all in power are virtuous. Yes, there are many steps between here and the end of the day...the courts, laws, on and on....but they have all proven failable. The only difference between a slave and a free man is the possession of arms. The only difference. Let me ask you this, John. If I walked into your house and said, "Let me tie you up" I would imagine your response would be, "What do you plan to do, that you want me tied up when you do it? I ask those who feel I should be disarmed, "Why? What do you plan to do that you couldn't do if I were armed?" I wouldn't really be dying for your right to own a gun. My father already did that for you. I'd be dying for your freedom, and that of your children. If you would do the same for me, thank you. If you wouldn't....it doesn't change anything. Celt out. |
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Less harsh gun laws for us law obeying citizens, plenty of ammo, plenty of places too shoot. Lots of Girlies yeah Girlies!!
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Quoted: I'm not sure. He reminds me of a guy who belongs to PETA. He thinks all testing on animals is wrong and he also would lay his life down for an animal. Kinda similar to Celt laying his life down for a gun. I just think it sounds too ultra-radical. View Quote Well...I was going to go away quietly, but I'd better put in one more..... I didn't say I'd die for a gun. I said I'd die for your right to own one. Here are my core beliefs on the matter, then I'll shut up: One of the constants of human nature is that there will always be some who would control others. Sometimes they are more powerful, by virtue of numbers, or physical strength...and they get their way. In 6000 years of history this has always resulted in misery to one degree or another. The only, repeat, only thing that prevents them from having their way is the presence of armed men, and women, on the other side. Once you are unarmed, you are, at the end of the day, helpless...and dependant on the virtue of others for your life. Not all in power are virtuous. Yes, there are many steps between here and the end of the day...the courts, laws, on and on....but they have all proven failable. The only difference between a slave and a free man is the possession of arms. The only difference. Let me ask you this, John. If I walked into your house and said, "Let me tie you up" I would imagine your response would be, "What do you plan to do, that you want me tied up when you do it? I ask those who feel I should be disarmed, "Why? What do you plan to do that you couldn't do if I were armed?" I wouldn't really be dying for your right to own a gun. My father already did that for you. I'd be dying for your freedom, and that of your children. If you would do the same for me, thank you. If you wouldn't....it doesn't change anything. Celt out. View Quote Point taken. Dying for the idealogy, yes, the gun, no. In this regard, I agree with you 100%. Because of California law, I'm the proud owner of several illegal firearms.[:D] |
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