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Posted: 1/19/2006 3:34:38 PM EDT
Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:38:43 PM EDT
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and

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:40:08 PM EDT
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Nice
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:43:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Oh Damn!

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:44:17 PM EDT
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thats good
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:49:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:50:42 PM EDT
[#6]
LMAO

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:52:56 PM EDT
[#7]

Excellent  
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:55:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:58:38 PM EDT
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I see you are making good use of that improved bandwidth.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 3:59:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Oh man, that's a keeper!  
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:07:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:09:21 PM EDT
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Wasn't that one of the jokes in the movie "Predator"?
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:15:25 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Wasn't that one of the jokes in the movie "Predator"?



No.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:21:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:22:17 PM EDT
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I don't get it.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:26:13 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Wasn't that one of the jokes in the movie "Predator"?



No.



So the other day I say to my girlfriend "I'd like a little pussy!"  She says "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"  See she wanted a little one cuz hers was as..... big as a house.....

The other day I said to my girlfriend "jeeze you got a big pussy, jeeze you got a big pussy!"  She says "why'd you say it twice" I said "I didn't" it was cuz of the echo.....
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:30:10 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I don't get it.



BWAAHAHAHA!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:34:16 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wasn't that one of the jokes in the movie "Predator"?



No.



So the other day I say to my girlfriend "I'd like a little pussy!"  She says "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"  See she wanted a little one cuz hers was as..... big as a house.....

The other day I said to my girlfriend "jeeze you got a big pussy, jeeze you got a big pussy!"  She says "why'd you say it twice" I said "I didn't" it was cuz of the echo.....




Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:34:52 PM EDT
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Oh damn......

Make it stop, my guts hurting from laughing.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:54:19 PM EDT
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Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company  very much and at the end of the evening, Sharon invited Peter to her  place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.

After a short while, Sharon again began tenderly stroking Peter's  manhood.

Surprised but appreciative, Peter asked, "Surely you can't be ready  for more already?"

Sharon replied, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had my own."
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:00:36 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company  very much and at the end of the evening, Sharon invited Peter to her  place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.

After a short while, Sharon again began tenderly stroking Peter's  manhood.

Surprised but appreciative, Peter asked, "Surely you can't be ready  for more already?"

Sharon replied, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had my own."



LOL!!!   WOW!!!!  Thats BAD!!!!




-K
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:11:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:35:03 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I don't get it.




Now THATS funny!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:52:09 PM EDT
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