When standing in line for a unit wide urinalysis, Do NOT sound off with "Think Positive"
Do not tell the CO, during an FTE that lining up the trucks bumper to bumper will get the entire unit killed by a single strafing run of any aircraft.
Make sure that a training area is not open to hunting before conducting NBC training ops.
If you do the above, check your wind directions...
There are only 112 possible deadline deficiencies on an M35A2, so don't try to explain that duplicate parts on the truck count as seperate deficiencies and end up with 126 deficiencies.
22 passengers, their rucks and duffelbags and a water buffalo, although they will fit in a deuce do grossly exceed the 2.5 ton off road capacity. No matter what the butter bar tells you. Doing so will cause previous item.....
Packing/repacking a ram air canopy in the day room only confuses the support mos personnel that think all parachutes are supposed to be round.
Being on a first name basis with a 3 star General works wonders when a lowly O-3 likes messing with you.
Don't tell noobies that Geisha work at the bath house outside the main gate at camp Zama.
Treebark camo is not DOD approved.
Don't challenge officers to prove you can out shoot them with a 45.
If you do the above, don't embarrass them too badly...
A Deuce is not to be referred to as a 2 1/2 ton army green convertible pickup truck.
These are just a few of mine to add to the list....