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Posted: 12/9/2005 6:56:32 AM EDT

Ladies and gentlemen,


I just noticed I have more underwear than AR magazines. I have 32 pairs of underwear and only 28 AR magazines. What problems do you see with this and how should I rectify the situation?

IOW, what should be the ideal underwear-to-AR magazine ratio?



Respectfully submitted,
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 6:58:50 AM EDT
[#1]
The problem I see is that you've soiled more AR magazines than underwear
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:00:24 AM EDT
[#2]
28 mags is on the low side, but 32 undies?

The only people that need 32 pairs of underwear are hookers.
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:00:39 AM EDT
[#3]
Nice troll account youve got their, lol. One should always have at least twice as many magazines as underwear. Remember thats a minimum. I really suggest a ratio of about 4:1. So, to propperly fill this ratio you need have 128 magazines. Therefore you should buy at least 100 more.
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:00:43 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Ladies and gentlemen,


I just noticed I have more underwear than AR magazines. I have 32 pairs of underwear and only 28 AR magazines. What problems do you see with this and how should I rectify the situation?

IOW, what should be the ideal underwear-to-AR magazine ratio?



Respectfully submitted,



Throw out the ratty yellow ones with the extra holes in the crotch.
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:00:44 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:01:05 AM EDT
[#6]
You should have at least twice as many AR mags as underwear.  Beta-C mags count as 3 or 4 depending on if you keep track in imperial or metric. (I am Canadian and do metric so I count them as 4).
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:01:47 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:


You have 28 pairs of underwear? I hope you're a chick!



+1
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:02:04 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:02:29 AM EDT
[#9]
Lay off the underware buying and  beef up the magazine buying
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:02:53 AM EDT
[#10]
I think that if you count your undewear, you should lose your MAN CARD.  Also, if you have more than10 pair of servicable undies, you should lose your MAN CARD as well.  .gov brown skivies DO NOT COUNT!
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:03:07 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
You should have at least twice as many AR mags as underwear.  Beta-C mags count as 3 or 4 depending on if you keep track in imperial or metric. (I am Canadian and do metric so I count them as 4).

A 2:1 ratio?

ScaryBlackGuns thinks it should be 4:1.

Maybe I should do a pole.

Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:03:22 AM EDT
[#12]
The ratio is not important, what really matters is if any of your magazines have skidmarks!
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:04:21 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:04:46 AM EDT
[#14]
There is nothing wrong with owning 32 pairs of underwear if you're single.  The more you have, the less often you have to wash it.

With 32 pairs of underwear, you should be able to go a solid month without washing any of it.  How cool is that?

-James
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:05:10 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You should have at least twice as many AR mags as underwear.  Beta-C mags count as 3 or 4 depending on if you keep track in imperial or metric. (I am Canadian and do metric so I count them as 4).

A 2:1 ratio?

ScaryBlackGuns thinks it should be 4:1.

Maybe I should do a pole.




It was jaqufrost, wasn't it?  he said 4:1 ideally, 2:1 minimum so him and I are on the same page there.

A pole...underwear...LOL!
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:08:52 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Maybe I should do a pole.

Freudian slip?

No thanks, I don't wear slips.

Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:09:16 AM EDT
[#17]
man I don't have but 4 pair of undershorts,and they all got holes in them,(I'm holding out for christmas) but I do have over a hundred mags, and plan on buying at least a hundred more, and if I don't get any shorts for christmas, I'll just go commando till next christmas.


MLW>"<
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:09:29 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:11:02 AM EDT
[#19]
Buy more mags. See EE
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:11:17 AM EDT
[#20]
A ratio is problematic because if you are a dirty bastard with only one or two pairs of underwear you end up not having enough mags.

There should be a minimum number of mags or a formula involving a minimum.

Like, minimum number of mags = {[(number of underwear)*2]+(number of cats or dogs in house)]+20}*(number of weapons you have using AR mags)

Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:15:42 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
A ratio is problematic because if you are a dirty bastard with only one or two pairs of underwear you end up not having enough mags.

There should be a minimum number of mags or a formula involving a minimum.

Like, minimum number of mags = {[(number of underwear)*2]+(number of cats or dogs in house)]+20}*(number of weapons you have using AR mags)





ratio should be something in the neighborhood of 25 to 1, so if you got 4 pairs of shorts, you'd have 100 mags, but what should the ratio be if you have more than one AR or AK or FAL or M1A ect. guess if you have more than one type you'd just raise the number ex. if you have two ARs the ratio would be 50 to 1, 3 ARs would be 75 to 1 ect. ect.

MLW>"<
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:17:20 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Maybe I should do a pole.





 
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:18:44 AM EDT
[#23]
Chicks dig me cause I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual


Seriously I dont have alot af Ar mags
now Ak mags on the other hand I think I'm doin okay
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 7:19:39 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
man I don't have but 4 pair of undershorts,and they all got holes in them,(I'm holding out for christmas) but I do have over a hundred mags, and plan on buying at least a hundred more, and if I don't get any shorts for christmas, I'll just go commando till next christmas.


MLW>"<



!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 8:03:19 AM EDT
[#25]
32 pairs of skivvies?  you don't like to do laundry do you.
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 8:08:40 AM EDT
[#26]
I have no idea how many pairs of underwear I have, but I do know that I have only 20 thirty round mags and 9 twenty round mags. Not nearly enough mags.
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 9:05:46 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
32 pairs of skivvies?  you don't like to do laundry do you.

Yeah but when the SHTF, I wanna have both ends covered.

Link Posted: 12/9/2005 9:08:21 AM EDT
[#28]
Ugh, like 15 pairs of underwear, and only 5 mags so far.  Then again I dont have my AR yet.  A couple weeks to go.
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 9:08:53 AM EDT
[#29]
Until I get the finances approved to buy/build my first AR I (embarassingly enough) have no mags. Please don't torment it, it shames me to even admit to it. Hysterical.gif
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 9:12:43 AM EDT
[#30]
I have classes of underwear:  too small, too many holes, perma stained, still in the wrapper.

I wear 'em till they get nice and thin...then it's like wearing silk


I don't count my boxers.
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 9:23:14 AM EDT
[#31]
This is a good Friday thread!

I have no clue how many pairs of boxers I have though I keep track of how many mags I have and what kind of ammo is loaded in each mag.
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 9:28:46 AM EDT
[#32]
WTFC
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 9:34:53 AM EDT
[#33]
I used to have 35 pairs of underwear, it was easier on short cruises than trusting the ship's laundry.

Don't have nearly that many now, after the "Great EAOS Laundry Purge" I restocked everything, just not in the same quantities.
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 9:57:55 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
I don't think a normal guy would even know how many pairs of undies he has, or ever think to count them.



+1 Your scarin' me man
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 10:08:11 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
man I don't have but 4 pair of undershorts,and they all got holes in them,(I'm holding out for christmas) but I do have over a hundred mags, and plan on buying at least a hundred more, and if I don't get any shorts for christmas, I'll just go commando till next christmas.


MLW>"<



That might be in my sigline soon
Link Posted: 12/9/2005 10:25:05 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
32 pairs of skivvies?  you don't like to do laundry do you.

Yeah but when the SHTF, I wanna have both ends covered.




You introduced this topic with a question about how to "rectify" the situation.  Please forebear.  It just sounds creepy.
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