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Posted: 10/4/2005 12:02:32 PM EDT


A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him.
 
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.



Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:04:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:05:38 PM EDT
[#2]

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PWN3D
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:05:51 PM EDT
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Whoops!

Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:07:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:08:26 PM EDT
[#5]
lmfao that is funny
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:08:35 PM EDT
[#6]
I thought it was kinda funny.....
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:09:01 PM EDT
[#7]
I think the entire Green Bay Packers could beat a 7 year old boy.




(If the coaching staff would all meet in Coach Sherman's garage tomorrow, douse themselves with gasoline, and do the honorable thing)
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:10:10 PM EDT
[#8]


Too funny.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:34:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:38:01 PM EDT
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A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him.
 
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.





Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:39:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Prediction: Favre goes 0-16 this season, and retires.

You saw it here first.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 12:40:47 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

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A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him.
 
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.








+1
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 9:28:19 PM EDT
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Hey you aren't far behind:

VIKINGS----><------every other team in the NFL, except maybe the Pack
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:05:57 AM EDT
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Hey you aren't far behind:

VIKINGS----><------every other team in the NFL, except maybe the Pack



Who cares about the other teams anyway?

All this coming from someone who couldn't care one way or the other, either...

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:15:45 AM EDT
[#15]

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+1 from MN
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:25:24 AM EDT
[#16]
I've heard it before with both Vanderbuilt and Spain.

R.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:40:11 AM EDT
[#17]

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I've heard it before with both Vanderbuilt and Spain.

R.



Don't forget France.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:42:06 AM EDT
[#18]
lol rofl


lay\ughing my ass off

did not see that coming
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:42:44 AM EDT
[#19]

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A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the
boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate
family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
who should have custody of him.
 
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.








And yet they were one incomplete pass from beating Carolina...
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:46:16 AM EDT
[#20]

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And yet they were one incomplete pass from beating Carolina...



Which counts for nothing... except a loss.

That is a funny joke.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 10:48:43 AM EDT
[#21]

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And yet they were one incomplete pass from beating Carolina...



Which counts for nothing... except a loss.

That is a funny joke.



And extremely old, applied to pretty much every team that has had a crappy year.

It was funny the first 20 times I heard it.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:06:34 AM EDT
[#22]
Damn. GBP's have been one of my "teams" since before Farve.... that's just MEAN!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 11:17:01 AM EDT
[#23]
I was born and raised in Green bay and I've been a Packer fan for a long time.  Lived through the 4-12 Don Makowski times and all.  I still found it funny but the Pack will turn it around......just maybe not this year.  Did I just say that out loud??
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