a man is driving at 120 mph. sure enough, he gets pulled over. the officer asks him to see his DL. the guy says: i lost my license after my third DUI. the cop says: you lost it after 3 DUI's? can i at least see your registration? guy: yes, its in the glove box under my hand-gun. cop: you have a hand gun in your glove box? guy: yeah, i put it there after i raped and murdered the woman that's in my trunk. cop: ok, wait right here. he goes to his cruiser and requests back-up. when it arrives, the chief of police himself approached the offender. he demanded to see the guy's DL. he says: ok, here it is! and hands the chief his DL. the chief asks to see in the glove box, the guy says sure! my registration is in there. the chief looks, and sure enough, there it is - no handgun. the chief, infuriated, asks him to open his trunk. the guy complied. face red, the chief says: the officer that pulled you over told me that you had no licence, a handgun, and a body in the trunk! guy: yeah, i bet he said i was speeding too.