Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice Test. The events are actual cuts from past history.

1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:

  a. Superman

  b. Jay Leno

  c. Harry Potter

  d. Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40

  2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and

  massacred by:

  a. Olga Corbett

  b. Sitting Bull

  c. Arnold Schwarzenegger

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40



  3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

  a. Lost Norwegians

  b. Elvis

  c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40



  4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in

  Lebanon by:

  a. John Dillinger

  b. The King of Sweden

  c. The Boy Scouts

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

  a. A pizza delivery boy

  b. Pee Wee Herman

  c. Geraldo Rivera

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

  6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70

  year old American passenger was murdered and thrown

  overboard in his wheelchair by:

  a. The Smurfs

  b. Davy Jones

  c. The Little Mermaid

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy

  diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

  a. Captain Kidd

  b. Charles Lindberg

  c. Mother Teresa

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

  a. Richard Simmons

  b. Grandma Moses

  c. Michael Jordan

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

  10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed

  by:

  a. Mr. Rogers

  b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women

  problems

  c. The World Wrestling Federation

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as

  missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining

  two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted

  and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:

  a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd

  b. The Supreme Court of Florida

  c. Mr. Bean

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

  a. Enron

  b. The Lutheran Church

  c. The NFL

  d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40




  So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly

  fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer

  be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random

  searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper

  identification, secret agents who are members of the President's

  security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal

  of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave

  Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.



  Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria

  Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselvesif they have any such sense.

 As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly

  put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."

dupe

great post though.

Dupe

Unlocked to let SPE figure out the hard way that its been posted once a month for 1.5 years!

Right, Because having a few people type "Dupe" in response will drive me to suicide.  I got it in my E-mail this morning, and this is the first time I've seen it.  Please, try to find it in your heart to forgive for having the type of life that does not afford me the opportunity to sift thru years and years of old post before making one of my own.  

Maybe you could give your home phone so I could call you whenever I want to post something, maybe this would help combat the plauge that is the "Dupe".  

Assclown.

Quoted: Right, Because having a few people type "Dupe" in response will drive me to suicide.  I got it in my E-mail this morning, and this is the first time I've seen it.  Please, try to find it in your heart to forgive for having the type of life that does not afford me the opportunity to sift thru years and years of old post before making one of my own.   Maybe you could give your home phone so I could call you whenever I want to post something, maybe this would help combat the plauge that is the "Dupe".   Assclown.

DOOP.

Great post.  I haven't seen it before.  Seriously.

I've had no doubt all along about profiling. It works.

New to me too, will distribute the intel.